Category: Wrestling Musings

All posts related to pro rasslin’ that isn’t covering specific shows or events.

Reflecting On Brock Lesnar's UFC Debut

Originally posted on the old DTM Blog on February 4th, 2008:

Managed to get myself past the Brock match to see the rest of the show, whom a friend of mine foolishly blew fifty bucks on and taped the event for me. Other than a few quick moments, I couldn’t really get into the show. It just seems like after watching a bunch of sports-entertainers trying to make scripted entertainment seem real for a whole bunch of years, I’d expect a real fight to even more intense, only to be sorely disappointed as I watch two grown men in their boxers swatting each other like flies with about as much ferocity as a ball of cotton. Maybe I prefer my action to be scripted.

But let’s get back to Brock for a minute. Obviously his first UFC outing didn’t turn out too well, as after a minute of solid punches, he was caught in a leglock and forced to tap out. While I mentioned this already in a previous blog post, Brock is far from the next big choke. It’s his first match and naturally, you can’t win them all. But from the short time he was offensive, he didn’t look like a complete idiot and may do very well in his new UFC career.

So best of luck, Brock.

The Modern Take:

As is probably known, Brock Lesnar recovered from his first UFC loss and eventually became UFC Heavyweight Champion. And then he lost the title and came back to WWE in 2012, where he sporadically remains to this day… at least, as of this recording.

Unfortunately for the world of real fights and MMA, I never could find the enthusiasm to enjoy watching two people beat the crap out of each other. I can certainly respect the toughness of these individuals in regards to the training and endurance required to participate in such intense contests, but when it comes to actually sitting down and watching the fights, I find myself falling asleep faster than if I were to watch a HHH promo.

This is perhaps why I prefer the wrestling shows. Sure, the fights are all phoney-balooney and all that, but at its best, wrestling tell better stories and feature characters with larger than life (or at least very likeable) personalities that you can’t help but take a liking to. So, MMA fans. You can have your real fights and stick ’em. I prefer my fights to be staged and pre-determined.

A Bunch Of Random Crap

So, a couple folks have been wondering why there hasn’t been much RAW talk on the blog, considering they started building towards Wrestlemania and also they recently had the Ultimate Deletion that saw Bray Wyatt get deleted and stuff. Well, it boils down to a couple reasons.

1 – I’ve been recovering from a cold. Hence the lack of frequent “worthwhile” posts such as videos and stuff.

2 – I haven’t had the need to watch RAW in years and whatever I might’ve missed, I can easily catch on Youtube via official clips. No need to sit through three hours of stuff.

Right now, there’s nothing on the “road to Wrestlemania” that has me remotely interested in the show beyond a strictly superficial level, but with news of Daniel Bryan Danielson being cleared to compete, I may be tempted to follow the road a little more closely… but not too closely, because I’ve got stuff to catch up on.

In other news, I’ve been lagging on the movie watching bit as of late. Off the top of my head, the last movie that I can recall going to the theatre to watch was The Last Jedi and since then, there hasn’t been much that piqued my interest. No, not even the modern-day blaxploitation film Black Panther has garnered much interest from me. I don’t know, man. There’s nothing on the waves or on the tube that has me really hooked as of late. I’ve dabbled on some of the Marvel stuff on Netflix, but after Defenders, I was done.

Now I just stick with binging on old episodes of Star Trek, Power Rangers, and other stuff. And mostly for the purposes of trying to turn those viewing experiences into material for the blog… which may or may not be considered a bad thing, I don’t know.

So I decided to make the plunge and donate a couple bucks of Classic Game Room’s Patreon page so that I could check out the new Classic Game Room 2085 show that started earlier this month. This new show is available on Amazon Prime… in the U.S. Outside of the U.S., you’re shit out of luck, which means signing on to the Patreon and checking out the shows there. And in hindsight, I’m glad that I DIDN’T make the plunge to Prime, as there was no way I could honestly justify going with a one-year commitment for a service that would have me watch just one show.

So, about Classic Game Room 2085… it’s essentially the same Classic Game Room that you got for the past couple years, except much longer and with more stuff within. Each episode features a game review, some viewer mail, and a couple other features depending on the theme of the show. I want to say that the show feels like a step up from the smaller reviews, but the truth is it’s really more of the same. Now for me, that’s fine and the longer format feels a bit more flexible, but if you didn’t care for the recent reviews on the old Youtube channel, then this new 2085 variation isn’t going to change your mind any better.

Anyway, I’m going to see if I can get back into the groove of finding my voice so I can start dubbing videos again. I desperately need to catch up in that regard, but on the bright side, most of the text stuff that’s on tap to be posted in the near future is pretty much done and will publish on schedule. So that’s one less headache to worry about.

Later, folks.

WTF?! Daniel Bryan Danielson Medically Cleared To Return To Action

Source: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/article/daniel-bryan-makes-huge-announcement?sf185073827=1

Well, that’s a genuine surprise. And here I thought I’d have to wait until his contract would expire to hear about him going to New Japan or whatever. But, hey, congratulations to Daniel Bryan Danielson for getting the clearance to do what he loves doing. Hopefully, he’ll be a bit more careful this time around… and hopefully, he’ll be the one inserted into the three-way rather than that Shane McMahon fellow.

I’ve said too much, haven’t I?

Impact Wrestling Has A Twitch Channel

You can find that here: https://www.twitch.tv/impactwrestling

A live streaming of original content and classic TNA Impact Global Force Gold programming for free? This may very well be the first smart move that this company has made in a good long time. I may even lose my mind and sign up to their Global Network thing one of these days.

I guess an addendum can be added to this post since the possibility of it being brought up by certain people exists, but no, I will not be watching the latest “new beginning” of Impact Wrestling when it premieres in February. Been there, done that, will not be burned again. However, there might be a chance that I’ll watch their upcoming PPV and gauge my interest there.

A very slim chance, of course.

The Sad Case Of TNA Impact Wrestling

Happy Holidays to all and stuff.

At the moment, I’m currently working on compiling the Winners And Losers of 2017 list and as I was gazing through the list, I spot an entry that has me stumped. See, the way this works is that I list said winners and losers (along with some “middle grounders” that fit neither category but deserve mention regardless) and I would add some brief thoughts. And when it came to this one entry, I had a difficult time coming up with a brief statement that would sum up this entry as a whole in 2017.

It got to a point where I started writing… and kept writing… and kept writing… until I had several paragraphs worth of text on screen. So for a list format, that’s too much… but for its own blog post, that’s perfectly fine. So here we are… talking about said entry that should be obvious from the post title and the image above.

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On Second Thought…

I’m not touching Survivor Series in a write-up. To sum things up, the Brock Lesnar vs. AJ Styles was a far better match than I was expecting – certainly the best Brock Lesnar match in recent memory – and the rest of the show was a huge, colossal waste of time. I only caught the tail end of the show and that was pretty much all I needed to watch.

Certainly not helping was the overcrowded bickering announcers, who were bitching all night about whose show is better as if anyone is supposed to care about that kind of garbage. It’s almost as though WWE finally decided to respond to TNA’s attempt at ripping off heel Michael Cole with heel Josh Matthews by giving us a show with more wretched commentary.

So fuck that show. I’ll do the Wargames musings next week when all this Starrcade stuff is out of the way. And if they ever decide to upload that Brock vs. AJ match onto their Youtube channel down the line, I’d say give it a watch. AJ looked like someone who took it to the beast, Brock looked like he actually gave a shit for once, and the end result is a nice little battle between two champions… which will undoubtedly be rendered completely meaningless if AJ drops the belt back to the failed experiment that is Jindermahinder.