About That Blue Toy Belt

Haven’t watched the show – that moratorium is still somewhat in effect – but apparently, I need to bring reason to this “controversy” over the new toy belt currently held by Husky Bray Fiend.

So they changed the red toy belt to the blue toy belt… and this upsets people… why, exactly?

I mock the red belt constantly… but it made sense to change the red belt into an equally mockable blue belt since it’s now a Smackdown title. Did anyone really think they were going to change it to something else?

It’s a different colored strap. It still looks stupid. It still looks like a toy. What’s the big deal, really?

Asuka Eating Rice Has More Viewers Than WWE Backstage

So WWE Backstage debuted and nobody watched it. Meanwhile, this adorable video of KANA cooking rice has more views (and potentially more viewers) than Backstage.

And to think that Backstage was the show they wanted to counter AEW with…

But enough about that. Please enjoy this KAWAI video of KANA cooking rice.

YAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Women In Saudi

I guess I’ll mention this because I’d be an asshole if I didn’t… not that I’d mind, but…

So they had Nattie vs. Lacey at the Crown Royal show in Saudi. First women’s wrestling match ever, apparently. My thoughts?

Cool.

That’s my only real reaction. I could go into how much of a big deal this is, but quite honestly, I don’t need to do so. Others have more or less covered that ground and I don’t need to be a parrot about that sort of thing. All I will say is that for all the so-called “history-making” moments that WWE would like to manufacture, the fact that they managed this match at all in Saudi is pretty cool.

And that’s really all I’ve got to say about that.

We now return to our moratorium from modern WWE.

It Took AEW Five Episodes To Feature A Contract Signing

So it was announced that this coming episode of AEW Dynamite will not only feature the tournament finals to determine the first set of AEW Tag-Team Champions in a match between the Lucha Bros and SCU, but there was also be a CONTRACT SIGNING between Cody and Chris Jericho for their upcoming Full Gear PPV title match. Bless their hearts; it only took them five whole episodes to reach a time filler, but there you go.

Fortunately, I’ve been enjoying this ride so much that I’m rather keen on how their contract signing will turn out. My hopes aren’t high for this segment because I’ve not seen a really good one since maybe the one where CM Punk was chewing out Vince about the ice cream bars, but if they could get Dippin’ Dots over in a brawl, I guess I shouldn’t be concerned all that much here. We’ll see.

Watch Steve Austin Sell You A Video Game

From the WWE ’13 hype train all those years ago. Not only does Steve Austin deliver a fine promo towards the end of the video as only he could, but he also does a better job of selling me on the video game than all these other geeks have done lately.

Take notes, geeks. This is how you sell a fucking game.

Heroes Of Wrestling… 20 Years Later

So it never occurred to me until recently that this month marked the twentieth anniversary of the now-infamous Heroes Of Wrestling PPV event. For those who don’t know of this show, it was an independent wrestling show that brought in some of the legendary names of wrestling who haven’t been signed up by either the WWF or WCW at the time and hold a little nostalgia act, with the intent of doing more of these if this first show became a success.

That obviously didn’t happen since the show was an complete and utter trainwreck due to most of the legends signed being past their prime, resulting in matches that barely broke the below average level of quality… not to mention the legends who were advertised and ultimately no showed. Of course, this show is notable for the utter on-screen collapse of Jake “The Snake” Roberts, who was a bit… debilitated, if you will.

I’ve seen this show live once on PPV… it was not a fun experience even without knowledge of all the backstage shenanigans. It was only years later through various readings of reviews that the full scope of this show’s failure became somewhat apparent.

In 2015, I was able to find an online posting of this show in its entirety and sat down to watch it for the first time since its initial airing. My thoughts were then parlayed into a musings that – if you’re reading this on the same day this post is published – can be accessed through the Post Of The Week gimmick on the sidebar. I might still have the show archived somewhere, but no way am I sitting through that thing again.

For those with mobile devices, you can read the musings here.

Let’s Talk Kofi

So I jumped the gun a bit in posting my musings on the utterly horrific Shit In A Cell PPV event a couple days ago, so in lieu of another PPV musings for the week, I’d figure that I would address on the Kofi Kingston losing to Brock Lesnar in 6 seconds… and why I’m actually okay with it.

Yes, that’s right. I did not have a problem with Kofi losing the title in the manner that he did. I did not throw a fit on Twitter acting like the dumb fuck fan that WWE believes they are catering to (besides the sponsors, of course). I did not go on the radio talking about how much of a complete burial of Kofi this turned out to be. I actually didn’t mind the way this match turned out and thought it was an excellent story told.

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AEW Dynamite To Air On TSN In Canada

Source: https://www.bellmedia.ca/the-lede/press/tsn-announces-new-partnership-with-all-elite-wrestling-becoming-the-canadian-home-of-weekly-series-aew-dynamite-beginning-october-2/

Well, at the last possible minute, we have a deal. Thankfully, I have TSN for some reason… so I can watch this, no problem.

Believe it or not, I’m actually looking forward to this. Maybe I’ll do a posting tomorrow.

WWE Clash Of Champions 2019

So, in an effort to try and get some sleep, I watched the last WWE PPV and fell asleep right after the Women’s tag-title match… so that clearly got the job done. For the most part, the show was boring and sleep-inducing; hence why I preferred to talk about an old WCW PPV that was terrible for my Wednesday PPV musings over a WWE PPV that was boring. Not because it was better, but because the WWE write-up would’ve been  several lines of  “So-so beat so-so in a match to retain or win some title. Boring.”

Oh… so you want me to go through that? Okay…

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