
Here’s a title suggestion for Disney in honor of their recent news that JJ Abrams will return to direct Episode IX. You can even have the above “retro” title logo, if you want.
LENS FLARES FOR EVERYONE!
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Here’s a title suggestion for Disney in honor of their recent news that JJ Abrams will return to direct Episode IX. You can even have the above “retro” title logo, if you want.
LENS FLARES FOR EVERYONE!
1997 was the 20th Anniversary of Star Wars and Lucasfilm had a novel idea for a celebration; re-releasing the Star Wars trilogy for theatrical release and updating them with some new scenes and special effects. In the case of Star Wars, it was the restoration of a lost encounter between Han Solo and Jabba The Hutt… and two seconds of additional footage between Han and Greedo that has been derided for years on end. In the case of Jedi, it was new music to accommodate a couple extra bits, including our first canonical look at the imperial planet of Coruscant, which was something only touched on in novels and computer games.
Continue reading “Why I Don’t Mind The Star Wars Trilogy 1997 Special Editions”
Something I’ve been fiddling around with on and off, only for it to sit on my hard drive for months before I remembered that I had it around. Essentially a “remake” of a similar yet different gag video.
Take a chill pill, IG fans. It’s all in good fun.

And what happens while I take a week off from uploading shit?
– Billy Corgan, TNA president and hopeful acquirer of said company, sues Dixie Carter and the company he’s employed with because they owe him money. Goddamn, kid.
– Paige suffers another WWE Wellness Policy violation over prescription drugs they say are “illegal” and now sources on her side claim that a second opinion doctor says she needs neck surgery. WWE doctors believe otherwise; look at all the wonders our Z-Paks have done for us over the years.
– This year’s Survivor Series PPV will comprise three traditional Survivor Series style matches (almost like the earlier editions of the PPV were just that) and headlined by the “long-awaited” rematch between Brock Lesnar and Bill Goldberg, which is being booked for the sole purpose of trying to sell more copies of the video game… because apparently Suplex City isn’t enough of a stupid idea to try and sell more video games.
– The rumored Women In Hell In A Cell match has been confirmed. Not only that, but the match between Seth Rollins and Champion Of The Universe Kevin Owens will also be a Cell match. WOW! THREE HELL IN A CELL MATCHES ON ONE SHOW! SMELL THE BUYRATE! Brace yourselves for mediocrity.
– They announced a Justice League/Mighty Morphin crossover comic… because I guess we really needed the stench of Zack Snyder in my MMPR comic books… oh wait, they’re talking about the comic version of JL, not the film… sorry, my bad.
– Another Rogue One trailer… Maybe you should’ve released this first before TFA if you wanted to get on everyone’s good nostalgic side or something.
Well… that’s something.
So Youtube videos will resume this week with a pick-up video and then straight reviews for the next few weeks. Nothing grandiose for this wave of reviews… I’m saving those for later.
For those wondering, this is the proper PC release with high-resolution graphics and bad voice acting. Now people can bitch about this game being bad with a higher quality version than the N64 version.
Or maybe they can actually, you know, enjoy the game.
Be nice, I guess.
By the way, I sampled the game for a bit. Maybe it’s just me, but it feels a bit too quick compared to the N64 version. Not quite sure if this is a good thing or not, but I can tell you that playing with a 360 gamepad is a considerable upgrade from the Nintendo 64 controller. Make of that what you will, kids.
Time to eat wampa, I guess.
Yes, it’s the Star Wars fighting game that everyone hates.
Meant to upload this yesterday, but forgot. Sorry!