Source: https://www.wwe.com/article/big-cass-released
Well, it looks like the Real One may be reunited with his consensual penis… or was that referring to Roman Reigns? Also, people who wished for this Cass/Daniel Bryan feud to be over and done with should be happy, although I wasn’t aware that it was a Losers Leave Town match.
Anyway, I wish Cass all the best in his future endeavors.
Just remember… the man who was captain of the Starship Enterprise would go on to play poo.
Fuck emojis.
Remember that post I did on Ataribox this past Saturday? The one where I said this blurb;
“…it took them two weeks to come close to the three million mark… though, I’d imagine that mark will be surpassed by Monday morning if not sooner.”
Well, as of 1:00 P.M eastern standard time today, the amount sits on $2,907,984.
Clearly, my standards were way too high.
For those who need a refresher, I did a video on a clone SNES system and offered my thoughts on the thing. To make a long story short, the system was not quite up to snuff and I mentioned that I’d give the console to a friend of mine; the same pal who had given me his Sega Genesis Flashback system.
Schlock for shclock, you see.
The live video bits were filmed a week before Friday and took a day or two to grab all the live shots. Once that was done, I went ahead and gave the system to my buddy, telling him that we were even.
Last Sunday, I got an email from my buddy. He had just seen the video that I posted and expressed his mild irritation that I never mentioned the lack of save feature on the system. I asked if he tried any of his RPGs and thankfully he said no; he just wanted the system as a gag gift for someone he knew so that it wouldn’t completely be wasted. I promptly apologized for giving him such a shoddy clone system.
His reply?
“Schlock for schlock, brother. Schlock for schlock.”
From undefeated NXT Women’s Champion to… this.
For fuck’s sake.
A potential future for the French Language as well as a meme-able image gets mashed together in this quick little TNG photo-comic thing… the first of what I’m hoping is many.
Some notes:
– Despite being a thriving country in the 24th century, French has been relegated to an obscure language spoken by very few people, much to the chagrin of Capt. Picard, who controls the skies according to Wil Wheaton. This explains why most Frenchmen have British accents.
– The Picard Double-Face-Palm Manuever first made its appearance in the TNG Season 3 episode, The Offspring.
– And yes, on a couple occasions, Picard did indeed say “merde” at least twice in the early seasons of TNG… and nobody chided him for his language because he was the Capt. Picard who controls the skies.
Tommy spots Chewbacca and immediately assume it’s one of Rita’s monsters. He tries to morph, but gets shot in the head by Han Solo because he always shoots first.
Always.
June 02 09:50 a.m. EST: $2,327,376
June 02 04:14 p.m. EST: $2,327,376
June 02 05:25 p.m. EST: $2,367,076
June 03 11:07 a.m. EST: $2,410,371
June 03 06:45 p.m. EST: $2,445,373
June 04 12:33 a.m. EST: $2,461,554
June 07 10:01 a.m. EST: $2,764,620
June 10 09:50 a.m. EST: $2,793,207
June 10 11:05 a.m. EST: $2,793,441
June 11 01:58 a.m. EST: $2,825,498
June 11 02:24 p.m. EST: $2,853,309
June 12 04:03 p.m. EST: $2,872,070
June 12 11:00 p.m. EST: $2,872,395
June 13 02:24 a.m. EST: $2,873,319
June 13 02:48 p.m. EST: $2,870,176
June 13 05:52 p.m. EST: $2,870,879
June 13 06:59 p.m. EST: $2,871,019
June 13 07:34 p.m. EST: $2,872,044
June 13 11:13 p.m. EST: $2,874,743
June 14 10:30 a.m. EST: $2,878,083
June 14 03:10 p.m. EST: $2,877,258
June 14 04:24 p.m. EST: $2,876,879
June 14 05:12 p.m. EST: $2,876,209
June 15 10:41 a.m. EST: $2,882,255
The complete “daily” Ataribox progress chart as depicted above, recorded up to just now, I made an effort to check the numbers at least once or twice a day. And whereas it took Ataribox an astounding single day to shatter the two million dollar mark in its crowdfunding, it took them two weeks to come close to the three million mark… though, I’d imagine that mark will be surpassed by Monday morning if not sooner.
Yes, I’m that specific.
And given that they’re limited on stock – stock for a product that doesn’t exist beyond a so-called prototype phase, don’t forget – I’d be (mildly) surprised if this hits four million by the time this whole campaign is done, let alone reach the Ouya amount of eight and a half million. The two occasions where the number has actually DROPPED also leads me to believe this isn’t going to be entirely smooth sailing.
Suddenly, I no longer have the urge to do a video on this Ataribox thing… and it’s too bad. I had a fun little idea to play around with regarding stretch goals and things of that nature, as well as toss out a couple potential ideas on how to make this thing work, but honestly, folks? I’d much rather do another E3 video.
Bleh.
What a T-Shirt it is… Screenprinted “Happy Lana Day” logo not included…
This is almost like Ataribox…
You know… the more Crisis things you throw out, the less I’m inclined to care.
Seriously, this is starting to feel as worthless and shallow as the comic book death.
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