Devoid Of The Star Wars… And Not Missing It

So, I will offer a bit of a nugget for you folks; outside of the first season of Mandalorian, I have not watched a single bit of Star Wars film since my last viewing of the last Star Wars movie, which I’d imagine was a year or so ago.

I’ve not watched the original films, nor the prequels, none of the spin-off films, and especially none of the sequels. I’ve got some of them on VHS, DVD, and Blu-Ray. They’re all on my iTunes/Apple TV library thing, so I can watch them at any time, but I’m just not tempted to go back and revisit these films. Even the second season of Mando has been a complete afterthought.
I did play a bit of Squadrons… and then I went back to TIE Fighter… but that’s about it.
This isn’t the first time that I’ve had long stretches of not touching anything Star Wars; it’s one of those things that comes and goes. Some of the stuff I do re-watch tends to be more easily accessible via Netflix or one of those things. Hell, I’d watch more stuff off the Impact Plus thing when I was still subscribed to it than I do Star Wars. But eventually, I’d revisit it, have some fun with it, and move on to something else… or maybe I’ll adopt a bit of a Star Wars kick and try some other stuff, whether it’d be games, novels, or whatever the case may be.
However, the thought occurred to me as of late that I haven’t touched a single bit of Star Wars… and what’s more odd is that I don’t miss it.
Actually, thinking about it, there used to be a time when the idea of new Star Wars was exciting and the prospect of new films every year was going to be something worthwhile… and then we saw the movies they put out and…
I guess that’s why I don’t miss Star Wars these days. The last trilogy left such a bad taste in my mouth that when I realize how long it’s been since I last touched a Star Wars thing, I don’t actually miss it. If anything, I realize how much better I am without it than with it.
So did the sequels ruin Star Wars for me? Or is it the toxic fanbase? Or is it Twitter being occupied by dumb shits?
Some day, I’ll find the answers to these questions and get back to you on it.

Why Are You Giving Miles Morales Clones?

So apparently, Marvel Comics… yes, they still do comics. Largely terrible ones, these days, but that’s besides the point.

So Marvel has decided that their Miles Morales character needed more classic Spider-Man failures to certify his status as a Spider-Man for all people and are going to give him his very own Clone Saga… because everyone loved the first Clone Saga so much, it drove Marvel into bankruptcy.

Look, I’m largely unfamiliar with the Miles Morales take on Spider-Man. I’ve only read a couple issues and also that Spider-Men mini from a couple years back. Seems like a pretty cool character and I even saw that Spider-Verse movie where he played a focal point and was subsequently the best part of the movie. I’ve got no ill towards anybody trying to give Miles as many Spider-Man tropes as they can, even if I don’t believe it necessary. Let Miles stand on his own and forge his own path.

But… if you are going to recycle old Spidey bits, can’t you do recycle something that isn’t total shit? The Clone Saga was one of many, many, MANY stupid decisions that Marvel made in the nineties and none of that stuff was ever any good. So to give Miles that similar idea (if not execution) is just… well, it’s so Marvel, I guess.

I don’t know. Maybe it’ll be good, but I doubt it. Like I said, a lot of Marvel stuff these days outside of their earliest MCU flicks have been kind of trash and I don’t have high hopes for this one.

Oh well… good luck, Miles. You’ll need it.

Boom Studios' Kickstarter… To Sell You The Same Crap They've Sold For Years.

Source: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/boom-studios/mighty-morphin-power-rangers-complete-comic-book-collections/description

Well… that’s something.
The link above will take you to Boom Studios’ Kickstarter campaign in order to fund their (already funded) campaign to produce hardcore editions of their Mighty Morphin Power Rangers comic book. Sounds totally fine… until you realize that these volumes have been available for some time and cost hundreds of dollars per volume for stuff you can already get for far cheaper by purchasing the appropriate trade paperbacks.
I won’t completely poo-poo this off the bat; the hardcovers are a bit of an uncommon find and for those folks with plenty of disposable income who want a nice way of getting six hardcovers of the comic run have a great opportunity to do so here, along with some interesting perks, including your very own Megazord stand to house all these books.
Still, you can’t help but admire Boom Studios for finding new ways to pedal the same crap over and over again over the course of several years. Multiple covers, multiple trades, multiple hardcovers, and whatnots in different shapes and sizes. Not a new thing in comics, mind you; there was a time when such practices was fairly common a couple decades back and it damned near killed the entire industry, but sure, why not bring this practice back to fool the dimwitted masses who can’t help but buy this stuff.
Interested? Click the link and check it out. Campaign ends February 4th.

COMIC REVIEW – Star Trek: Countdown To Darkness (2012-2013)

Much like the previous film, Star Trek Into Darkness – the overall twelfth Trek film and the second in the Kelvin Timeline trilogy of films – got its own prequel comic book series in the form of Countdown To Darkness… and in hindsight, this one hasn’t aged all that well.

Don’t get me wrong; as a story in a vacuum, it’s a fairly traditional Trek story involving a trip to a new planet, the discovering of a reimagined classic character, the depiction of Klingons in this new universe, and an otherwise, fairly entertaining romp. There are some minor inconsistencies in terms of canon – the mention of a previous Starship Enterprise before the one featured in the movie, for example… which I don’t believe ever made it to Kelvin canon – but as a standalone adventure, it’s a perfectly adequate Trek comic book.

As a tie-in comic, there are a couple plotpoints that tie in to the movie in question, but these are mostly related to comments made in passing in the film. Unlike the first Countdown miniseries or even the Nero miniseries that came afterwards, there’s no real reason to dive into this one expecting anything that would further your enjoyment of what has since become a somewhat divisive motion picture.

David Messina’s artwork is still pretty much a highlight to these comics and pretty much drive the series onwards. But he’s provided artwork for many superior Trek minis. Not quite his best work, but still pretty good.

Countdown to Darkness is fairly basic Trek fare and an underwhelming tie-in comic.

COMIC REVIEW – Star Trek: Nero (2010)

The other Trek 09 prequel comic miniseries focuses on Nero and what he’s been up to in between the prologue and the rest of the movie many years later. Beginning shortly after George Kirk sacrificed his ship and his life to save the fleeing crew, Nero and his ship are soon ambushed and captured by Klingons, who somewhat resemble the Klingons we’re familiar with when they don’t have their helmets on.

A lot of the Klingon stuff is based on deleted scenes from the movie and Nero’s band eventually make their escape, but there is an additional element that comes into play that gives Nero the answer to where and when to find Spock. I won’t spoil it here, but it is a nod to another Star Trek movie that I thought made quite a bit of scene in the larger picture and was a nice fit here.

David Messina returns to art duties here and he hasn’t missed a beat. The same kind of colors and character portrayals are pretty spot-on in his own stylized way and his interpretation of the Klingon ships as well as the battle at the end of the series is pretty good,.

Nero isn’t quite as good or as essential as Countdown, but it’s still a pretty good read and fills in the gap nicely between point A and point B.

COMIC REVIEW – Star Trek: Countdown (2009)

2009 saw Star Trek get a “reboot” of sorts in the form of what is now known as the Kelvin Timeline.

The story of the Kelvin Timeline involves time travel that created an alternate reality so that these movies can co-exist with the “prime” universe of the previous Trek shows. And so a comic miniseries was conceived to give us some backstory as to how we got to t his point… and while the more recent Picard series (or as I’d prefer to call it, Blunt Talk: The Next Generation) has effectively curtailed Countdown’s chances of (already non-existent) canonical status, when it comes to giving that generation of Trek a proper sendoff while also leading us to the next Trek era, Countdown has it nailed.

It tells the story of Nero, a humble minor who assists Spock in attempting to save Romulus from the expanding supernova, but when that doesn’t happen, we see his descent into madness and the origin of his mining ship, the Narada. In addition, we get appearances from Next Gen characters such as Jean-Luc Picard (now an ambassador to Vulcan), Data (revived in B4 and now Captain of the USS Enterprise-E), and a couple others even. And they’re all true and consistent with how the characters have been portrayed all these years, which is more than what I could say for BTTNG.

This series was my first exposure to artist David M|essina, who had done a prior Trek mini for IDW and would eventually do art for several more Trek series. I like his style; his depiction of the characters are true to form while being somewhat stylized, the various space settings and ships look fairly accurate to what was on screen, and the choice of coloring to create a somewhat somber tone for the book, yet retaining some of the old TNG movie aesthetics is much appreciated.

A pity that this couldn’t have been used as a backstory for what would come after and we got Blunt Talk: The Next Generation (a.k.a. Star Trek: Picard) instead, because in terms of not only providing the backstory for two of the film’s key characters, but also giving us a satisfying farewell to the Next Gen crew, Countdown has it nailed to a tee.

Went To Bed Before Midnight For The First Time In A Decade

About a decade ago, I had started a job at a food factory in the evening shift, meaning that I would be finishing past midnight. This inevitably ended up meaning that I would be sleeping at late hours. As the years went on, this became the new normal and I had grown accustomed to it. Even welcomed it.

When I started a day job in the morning, I’d still be up until 12:30 to 1 o’clock in the morning. Partly doing some last minute dubbing or other things in order to get me tired enough to fall asleep. I didn’t mind it; it was part of my routine.
Then something happened last night. For the first time in ten years, I went to be at 11:30 P.M.
I couldn’t explain it. There was no reason for it. There wasn’t anything urgent. There was no change in the routine. I just felt tired, found myself falling asleep, and so I decided to turn it and go to bed. And I’ll tell you what. It was the best sleep I had in years.
Part of me is wondering if this was just a one-off. As if the past few weeks of busywork is finally catching up to me and I’m making up for loss sleep. Maybe this is the beginning of a new sleeping pattern. I haven’t a clue for sure.
But I guess we’ll find out, won’t we?
Later.

Congrats To Joe Bison

So… after days of counting votes, the outlaw mudshow otherwise known as this year’s U.S. presidential election has reached its conclusion, as Joe Bison gained his votes to defeat the Orange Man.

Of course, Orange Man is crying foul at the results, claiming this is stolen and illegal counts are being voted or whatever. Indeed, we have a winner, but the shitstorm is just getting started.

As I said Wednesday, whatever happens afterwards is what you folks down south deserve. What that ends up being… I’m not entirely sure, but hopefully Sleepy Joe will able to figure it out soon while his meds are still a thing.

In all seriousness, though, congrats to Joe Biden for winning the election. What exactly he won is something he’ll have to discover for himself, but I guess CNN will happy that they no longer have to shit on the Orange Man.

A Month Away From Discovery

We’re less than a month away from the premiere of the newest Star Trek series, exclusive to the on-demand CBS All-Access service in the U.S. or on the Crave TV service in Canada. There is a much stronger push for the series as far as adverts, promos, and the eventual merch deals are concerned and from what I’ve been reading online, there are equal parts excitement, resentment, and apathy to spread across the land.

And yet as I’m watching all this stuff and reading all the interviews and write-ups about the faithfulness, the canonicity, and the cinematicity… for lack of a better non-word, I find myself rather ambivalent towards the series. An almost anti-excitement that dulls my mood for this show.

You know, it’s funny. Every time they’d announce a new spin-off series back in the day, my interest is piqued automatically. A new show on a space station? A starship lost on the other side of the galaxy? A prequel to the Original Series? These were some out there ideas, but most of them turned out okay. And every time they’d announce a new movie, I’m rather enthusiastic about it. Whether it was the old TNG films or the recent reboots, those were events to look forward in my book.

This time, however… it’s different. This time… it’s not as important… or perhaps not as much of an event.

I’m just not feeling this Discovery show… and I honestly couldn’t tell you why.

Maybe it’s the premise of the show that I’m not a fan of. Maybe it’s the way the show looks. Maybe it’s just my general apathy towards current television. Or maybe I have more than my fair share of Trek to fall back on and I’m perfectly fine with that… but to be perfectly honest, I was more excited over the Star Trek: The Next Generation Mirror Broken comic book miniseries than I was the new television show.

This show isn’t doing much for me. It’s not making me feel excited over its impending debut. And I don’t know if that should be a cause for concern.

Well… I guess we’ll see how it turns out next month.

Or maybe not.