Nintendo Classics Virtual Boy Launch Line Up

For those who don’t want to watch the weeks-old video, your launch line up for Tuesday’s upcoming Virtual Boy debut on Nintendo Classics include Galactic Pinball, Teleroboxer, Red Alarm, Virtual Boy Wario Land, 3-D TETRIS, Golf, and the originally import-only release, The Mansion of Innsmouth…

Seems like a reasonable line-up of Virtual Boy titles… though ironic that the only one of these that pique my interest is the side-scrolling Wario Land game. Would be nice to play these without having to buy a piece of plastic (or even cardboard) that’s going to take up space and collect dust more than anything, so until that happens… I’ve got other stuff to keep me busy.

JAWLS! The NES Game On Digital Storefronts NOW!

Source: https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/02/limited-run-games-is-bringing-nes-jaws-to-switch-later-this-week

Happy Friday The 13th, everyone! To celebrate the occasion, those snake oil merchants at Limited Run are re-releasing the NES adaptation of… Jaws… yes, they’re bringing back JAWS… or JAWLS if you want to go by the Chris Bores enunciation.

I reviewed the NES original (weird to type that out) back in 2013. I’ve embedded the video here for the sake of convenience. Should hold you over until the next review pops up later today.

Of course, this conveniently comes along as Limited Run announced that they were delisting their Jurassic Park Collection from digital storefronts at the end of March. Game preservation my ass.

Spider-Noir… Coming Soon.

I know nothing about the Spider-Man Noir that this is based on… but you know what, I’m intrigued by this. And I like the fact that you can either watch it in color or in black and white… the latter as your wormhole aliens intended, I’m sure.

Spider-Noir premieres on MGM+ May 25th, with Prime Video getting it a couple days later. Genuinely looking forward to this one.

No, I Did Not Watch The Super Bowl

I never watch the Super Bowl. I’m not a football fan. Never cared for football unless it was Tecmo Bowl back in the 90s and that was a brief sling before moving on and never looking back. The only reason I would consider watch would be for the commercials, but once I’ve learned that Canadian broadcasting rights and laws and whatnots prevent us from watching the commercials people actually want to watch, what was even the point?

Truth be told, Sunday was a pretty bad day for me as a whole. Wasn’t feeling all that great in the morning and then I fell asleep around six-ish, only to wake up at one in the morning… which is depressing. I did a couple quick things late at night before heading back to bed for a couple more hours before getting on with my day.

For what it’s worth, I’m feeling fine. I haven’t been feeling that much pain as of late, which is nice. I’ve gained a couple pounds, which is not so nice. Other than that… eh, I guess it could have been worse. But I’d like it to be actually better for once. Would be nice.

OG Star Wars Returns To Theaters Next Year

Source: https://www.starwars.com/news/star-wars-50th-anniversary-theatrical-release

Yeah, so 2027 is supposed to see the original 1977 theatrical cut of Star Wars return to theaters for a limited run of sorts… which is actually something of a big deal considering that for decades, George Lucas had resisted the idea of showing that original cut, insisting that only his updated versions be used since they were the canonical versions of Star Wars. As a result, all people had to work with were old laserdiscs and perhaps that 2006 limited edition release.

Yeah, there were despecialized editions and fan edits… but those are still altered versions. They’re illegitimate solutions at best. The fact that Disney decided to go this route… you know what? That’s a big deal. In fact, it may be the first time in a long while that anything involving Star Wars feels like a genuine, honest-to-goodness big deal event. The last time I might have had this feel was possibly the release of The Force Awakens, before Star Wars became a content machine for Disney to gut.

No details on how this would transpire… not sure if this cut will make it to Disney Plus or any semblance of physical media… but it’s something.

Oh, and there’s a new Starfighter movie coming around that time as well… whatever floats your boat, I guess.

Speaking of Starfighter… I need to dig up that game.

PEE COCK IS ONE HUNDRED YEARS ANCIENT

100 Years Of NBC… and 26 years of pretending that Conan O’Brien never got the Tonight Show… I guess they couldn’t find two clips of Big Jaw to add to that montage.

Never letting that go, by the way…

Oh well… at least they remembered that Star Trek was a thing… that they cancelled… TWICE.

Happy birthday, NBC.

Now go fuck yourselves.

 

About That Scouts Show…

Since nobody else is going to bring it up… Star Trek Scouts.

A series of CG animated shorts aimed at pre-schoolers, Star Trek Scouts follows a trio of Starfleet kids charged with defending what they call “Starfleet Headquarters” from asteroids of various types, using comprising common household grimes. This lasted for about ten episodes before the creators decided that we need to have our scouts do more than just shoot asteroids. So now they’re going on “holodeck adventures” simulating various away missions and things of that nature.

Let’s be fair; this is aimed at pre-schoolers and nowadays, these sort of productions are often devoid of actual learning material. It doesn’t take much to figure out that tossing a shoe at an ice asteroid isn’t going to do much – even a 2-month-old toddler would be tossing their rattle at the screen. I don’t want to say that Scouts lack any educational merit because  there are plenty of other people that can tell you that, but I’d imagine that there is someone out there… somewhere… that sees something of value in using Star Trek Scouts as an educational tool of sorts… which is never a good idea. Not necessarily Scouts, but no edutainment product should be a replacement for learning how things work the old fashioned way.

All I will say that when I was the age of the target demographic for this thing, the stuff that I watched that catered to that pre-school age group did more to teach me about the world than anything I’ve seen of the output from modern pre-school fare.

So, yes, I don’t see the educational merit of Star Trek Scout and I think the plots are more idiotic than juvenile… but the kids are fine. They’re a likeable bunch. And this is coming from someone who generally don’t care for child characters because they’re often not that well written or portrayed… but this is fine.

There you go… something from modern on-screen Star Trek that I actually watch and… didn’t mind… how about that?

Doctor Who Doesn’t Need To Be Star Wars

Source: https://bleedingcool.com/tv/doctor-who-never-going-to-be-star-wars-is-a-good-thing-mark-gatiss/

Yes, we’re going to continue using the Doctor Boo banner for whenever we need to talk about the current direction of Doctor Boo. If we ever need to touch on vintage Doctor Who, we’ll use something else. But as far as this current flux of Doctor Boo, BOOM! There you go. I ain’t even bothering with Billie Piper. Ncuti deserves some love… and also deserved some better scripts, but that TARDIS has long since flown off… but I digress.

So some time ago, veteran writer of many Doctor Who scripts Mark Gatiss opined his two pence on the failure of the Disney experiment and suggested that maybe Doctor Who doesn’t need to be another Star Wars or Marvel type franchise with its own cinematic universe or other such rubbish. It should just focus on being a good show and embrace its somewhat kitschy nature.

I’ll leave that “kitschy nature” point open for debate, but yes, Doctor Who doesn’t need another Whoniverse or whatever marketing bollocks you want to use. There’s a whole bunch of Big Finish stuff that covers the nuances and how many people actually dig through all those subseries about the companions and side characters that aren’t the Doctor themselves? I don’t need (nor want) to watch eleventy billion side series to enjoy the main show. Just give me one good show with good stories and good characters. And then if that starts to get some wheels, you can think about maybe one (and just ONE) side story here and there.

Whatever happens with Doctor Who next, hopefully it’ll recover from the past few years of the Disney malaise that inflicted it. Go back to being cheap as shit if you have to. As long as the scripts are good.

And fuck off with all the “mavity” bullshit. That was fucking stupid.

DTM Archives Collection – Power Rangers Time Force Game Reviews

Twenty-five years ago, the very first episode of Power Rangers Time Force aired on Fox Kids. To celebrate the 25th anniversary of Power Rangers’ ninth season, here’s a compilation of all three console/handheld video game reviews that I’ve done. There’s also a Windows version that’s just a collection of minigames and presumably far too costly to purchase a copy as well as presumably a pain in the ass to try and run on today’s computer systems. PC Master Race my ass.