Holiday Greetings

Got back from family dinner for Christmas. Lots of turkey, lots of card playing, lots of dominoes, lots of talking, and eventually falling asleep. Good times.

Anyway, I just wanted to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kwanzaa, and other holidays I missed. So Happy Holidays. And if you don’t like that, then to take a cue from the recent AVGN showing, Happy Shut-The-Fuck-Up.

More Crappy Comics On WWE? Sign Me Up!

Apparently, Titan Publishing (the guys who publish various trade paperbacks) has inked a deal to do comic books based on WWE. You can read some of the press release here if you want.

I’m not too keen on the idea. I’ll admit that the run by Chaos Comics was actually pretty good (the highlight being a 10-issue miniseries on Undertaker, which I actually enjoyed for the most part – and a few other oneshots). But that was during a different time.

This time, I’m not sure. But hey, it can’t be all bad, right?

EDIT: PWPix has some previous pages of the first issue of WWE Heroes, which features medieval knights, demons, and Hell In A Cell… and a Royal Rumble. Looks promising? See for yourself.

Running Thoughts On… The Irate Gamer’s Super Mario Bros. 2 episode

Something a little new that I want to try and this is partly inspired by another blog that I’ve recently come across a month or so ago. Now you’re most likely aware of the concept of the angry video game reviewer; a guy who takes an old game or whatnot and swear constantly while “reviewing” the game. It’s a concept that was popularized by James Rolfe a.k.a. the Angry Nintendo Nerd, now known as the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Now, as with any popular fad, many others would jump on the bandwagon and do the same thing the Nerd did. Some did well and made their own name, while others didn’t. Of all of these Me-Too reviews, one of these have earned a certain amount of infamy for his content and that person is the subject of today’s initial project.

Chris Bores. Also known as the Irate Gamer.

Now I’m not going to dwell on the whole plagiarism deal. Most people have already made up their minds and I’m not going to throw my two cents in there. It’s beating a dead horse and that horse is really starting to stink up the joint. Putting aside the alleged copying, when you get right down to it, Irate Gamer episodes tend to be inaccurate in regards to certain details. The most evident of this would be his recent “History of Video Games” in which a great deal of his information is flat out wrong.

Now this is not going to be one of those Anti-Irate Gamer summaries (there’s already a good blog serving that role) and it isn’t going to be an overview for the most part. This is just some thoughts I’ve had while watching his videos, along with any additional information I can provide, either through my own personal experiences or from other notable sites with significant information on a particular subject matter.

So without further delay, today’s dissociative post will be concerning IG’s “review” of Super Mario Bros. 2 for NES. SMB2 was originally released in Japan as a very different game called Doki Doki Panic for the Famicom Disk System, featuring different characters and a couple other elements. Japan did get a real SMB2, which was essentially Super Mario Bros. with a couple minor additions and rock-hard difficulty. When it came time to bring SMB2 over to North America, a decision was then made to convert that Doki Doki game into the SMB2 we all know and love… or loathe in some cases.

Now I’m going to go on a record and say that SMB2 isn’t exactly a favorite of mine. In fact, there was a time when I absolutely hated this game… or at least, that’s what I kept telling myself and anyone else who would listen. I don’t know why I did because when I first played the game, I liked it just fine. Was it outside influence perhaps or pressure to get in with the cool kids because they all hated that game due to its dubious origins? I don’t know, but there was a period where I didn’t really like this game. However, playing it recently, most of that hate or intense dislike seemed to have been forgotten, and I consider this to be a great game considering its unique history.

One thing is certain: my brief hatred for this game had nothing to do with the Irate Gamer’s video, which was just wrong on a number of levels. So without further adue, here’re my thoughts when watching the Irate episode.

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Hogan draws low quarter-ratings, Vince’s reaction: OUCH!

For the first time anyone can remember, TNA’s television ratings were discussed at WWE TV this past week. Michael Hayes reportedly noted the lowest-rated quarter hour of last week’s episode of iMPACT being the one where Hulk Hogan appeared.

In response, Vince McMahon said, “Ouch.”

Oh, by the way, for those wondering, here’s the ratings breakdown of the amazing IMPACT episode featuring the Hulk Hogan announcement that aired on November 5th (source: rajah.com)

Q1: 1.21 – Desmond Wolfe/Angle promo; AJ Styles/Samoa Joe promo
Q2: 1.27 – Tara vs. Alyssa Flash; Team 3D promo
Q3: 1.26 – Motor City Machine Guns vs. Team 3D; Scott Steiner promo; Bobby Lashley vs. Eric Young
Q4: 1.30 – Bobby Lashley vs. Eric Young; Scott Steiner run-in; Kevin Nash promo; AJ Styles/Daniels promo
Q5: 1.24 – The Beautiful People vs. Christy Hemme, ODB and Hamada
Q6: 1.19 – Abyss vs. Dr Stevie; Matt Morgan vs. Rhino
Q7: 1.24 – Samoa Joe/Daniels promo; Homicide attacks Don West; Kurt Angle promo
Q8: 1.18 – Kurt Angle vs. Desmond Wolfe; Hulk Hogan press conference

Oh yeah, Hogan is definitely a step in the right direction.

SPEED OF LIGHT!

Castlevania: The Adventure ReBirth To Hit Japan October 27th

According to Kotaku and obtained “crappy cell phone” pictures of a Japanese magazine, the game will boast new enemies, new traps, and… yes, STAIRS! That’s right… forget the return to old-school Castlevania – STAIRS make their grand return to a Castlevania game after a long, LONG period of absence… and no, the Dracula X PSP remake doesn’t count.

With the game getting an early Japanese release (before the rest of us), it begs the question of what goofy Japanese name it’s being referred to as.

You can check out the article here for further details, primarily the picture in question.

Thanksgiving Greetings And Stuff…

To the folks living in the US, you only get your turkey next month.

But to the folks on home Canadian soil, I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving weekend… I had a mildly enjoyable weekend, comprised of clean-up work around the house and a couple errands here and there. Most importantly, it was a purely, relaxing three-days, so I can’t really complain.

Someone drew a Turtles Forever Strip.

That’s funny…

Don’t remember or know where this originally came from. Found it on a Google Search somehow and found multiple copies, so I can’t give proper credit without knowing the original origin. Sorry.

Interesting if this actually does happen in the Turtles Forever movie, which is supposed to feature the 2003 cartoon TMNT, 1987 cartoon TMNT, and original TMNT depicted in the old Mirage comic books. Movie’s due out on DVD at the end of the month.

Separated At Birth?

You ever had one of those times where you notice one thing almost looks like another?

Case in point; Shellshock, the Traffic Light Turtle from a first season episode of Power Rangers. First time I saw him, he instantly reminded me of Tokka, the mutant snapping turtle who first appeared in the second Ninja Turtles movie.

It makes you wonder… and sad that both have lived short lives.

Tokka eventually de-mutated back to its old, lovable snappy self while Shellshock ate Power Sword.