So they aired a quick promo for the upcoming TMNT CGI series that’s supposed to be out this year.
Doesn’t show much, but what it does show says quite a bit about a couple changes that have been made to the Turtles’ arsenal. Honestly, not sure what to think of this yet… but I’m sure I’ll have something in mind when more information leaks out. In the meantime, I’m gonna go back to the old movie trilogy and track down some Next Mutation…
BOOOOOOOOO-URNS.
Vince Russo on how to book a wrestling show… should be interesting if nothing else. I’m sure there are some folks that are going to scoff at the idea of Russo being a foremost “expert” on writing good wrestling, but the guy did have his moments and he did have a hand in the WWF’s greatest success during the Attitude Era (as well as a hand in the demise of WCW). So again, should be interesting if nothing else.
The title might be a misnomer since this blog is comprised almost entirely of random thoughts, but I digress.
I just recently picked up a brand spanking new keyboard that isn’t mini… and suddenly I find myself having to relearn how to type, after months of being on a minikeyboard and netbook keyboard layout.
Not to mention a lot less space on the desk.
Definitely need to clean this top up.
From wrestlenewz.com:
TMZ reports that a sex tape featuring Hulk Hogan is being shopped around to a major adult film studio. TMZ says they have seen part of the grainy footage that shows Hogan getting undressed while a naked, unidentified brunette lays on the bed. The woman is reportedly not Hulk’s ex-wife Linda or his current wife Jennifer McDaniel.
According to TMZ, the clip they saw shows Hogan taking his shirt off and bragging to the girl about how he’s started to work out again. TMZ says the best part is Hogan’s thong-shaped tan line.
Vivid Entertainment’s Steve Hirsch says he was approached with the tape very recently by a third party. No word yet if Hirsch or anyone else has offered to buy the sextape.
Hulk Hogan’s attorney David Houston spoke to TMZ today and says Hulk Hogan was not aware he was being filmed and is appalled by this “outrageous invasion of privacy.” Houston issued the following statement to TMZ.com:
“Terry Bollea is appalled at the unauthorized release of a secretly filmed video. [Hulk] neither approved of the filming nor the release of the same. It is clearly an outrageous invasion of privacy and breach of trust if it is genuine. We will take all necessary steps to enforce both civil and criminal liability.”
A Hulk Hogan sex tape… seriously. Who the fuck would want to watch a Hulk Hogan sex tape? Seriously… who gives a shit about Hulk Hogan’s sex life?
From Jim Ross’ blog:
Concerned that Taker vs. HHH is their 3rd Wrestlemania bout? Heck, no. Their history is a vital part of the fabric of WWE, their first match was 11 years ago, and the way the match ended last year with Undertaker being carted out of ‘his event’ adds to the drama. These two, great professionals will make it a daunting task for any one to follow them assuming that they don’t go on last which would surprise me. The mere fact that it is quite likely that HHH vs. Taker will NEVER happen again is enough for this fan to want to see WM28.
Never happen again? IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN, YOU IDIOT!
(2020 Update: How dare you question JR, you lumbering oaf? Don’t you know that he meant that other than this one time, it was NEVER happen again… ever… never ever… why, yes, it did happen again, why do you ask?)
A Google search for worst wrestling storylines ever yield these results on the top of the first page:
Someone got Vince Russo as the first item; I got Ultimate Warrior and Triple H.
Fucking hell.
While I was in the john one day, I was rumaging through the magazine basket and pulled out an old copy of the collected Mighty Mutanimals miniseries published by Archie Comics. For those who have no clue what I’m talking about…
Once upon a time, Archie Comics used to publish Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures, a comic series loosely based on the original animated series. Starting off as loose adaptations of early episodes, the series would then segway into outlandish adventures that included man ray fillets, intergalactic wrestling matches, mutant jaguars named Jagwar (conceived in a union between a wildwoman and a jaguar spirit… don’t ask), and a flying cow’s head. Those were good days. In any case, Archie decided to compile some of these non-TMNT anthrophomorphic animals and turn them into a team. Or something like that.
So yeah, I was reading this and thought… “Hey, this could make a great review.” Maybe… we’ll see.
First, I gotta get all this MMPR stuff out first.
I didn’t make this, but I kinda wish that I had because this is precisely how I feel about Hoak Hogan… well, minus that one offensive line, but you can blame Booker T for that one.
dtm666 