My Reaction To Brock Vs. Orton At Summerslam Being A Thing.

Honestly, that’s the best I could muster.

Also, I’d much rather be playing that Odyssey2 computer than watch Summerslam at this point.

Yeah, so did anyone know that there was a WWE PPV a short while ago? Because I sure as hell didn’t. I’ve been busy with yard work and getting some extra footage for the next batch of stuff that I had seemingly forgotten about the Battleground show.

Hey, you try and remember there was a PPV on after the prior week’s completely one-sided and utterly lopsided Draft.

So I didn’t see it… but I did hear that Dean retained the WWE title and thus that title stays on Smackdown. So does that mean I can start watching Smackdown now since Steph’s on RAW and…

Oh wait, they moved JBL to Smackdown, didn’t they?

Fuck.

Brock Fails A Drug Test

Back in the day, we saw a well-built guy and thought he was a physical specimen that was larger than life. Nowadays, we see a well-built guy and think “Yeah, that guy’s on steroids.” Even if the guy is naturally built (if that’s the proper word for it), people will immediately assume they’re on the juice. And if drug tests turn out positive, people will cry foul and assume it’s a cover-up.
So Brock Lesnar failed a drug test. Whatever happens to Lesnar now has yet to be determined, but I’m fairly certain that no matter what happens, “Steroid City, Bitch” is the three words I’d use to describe Brock in a nutshell. And even if he comes up clean as a whistle, it’s sticking because that’s all I got.
All things considered, it’s safe to say that this puts a damper on any UFC aspirations Brock might have. And as far as WWE is concerned… like they fucking care what happens.

Plug-And-Play NES From Nintendo Due In November

Maybe a mini NES will be a better buy than the Wii Mini.
Anyone remember the Wii Mini?
Anyone at all?

Source: http://www.theverge.com/2016/7/14/12187296/nintendo-nes-classic-edition-announced-price-games

A plug-and-play NES console with 30 built-in NES titles, HDMI output, and suspending play functionality? And you can (possibly) use the included controller on the Wii (U) Virtual Console? That’s actually pretty sweet. And the list of games included is nice, varied, and not strictly first-party. Mind you; there’s a couple games I would rather have in there over others. Would’ve been nice to have Castlevania III in there to complete the trilogy or one of the Natsume titles like Shatterhand, Shadow of the Ninja, or the Power Blade games… toss in the Lost Levels instead of flippin’ Ice Climber. But… baby steps.

NES plug-and-plays have existed before (in less official capacities and also, quite frankly, much shoddier build qualities), but an officially licensed one from Nintendo is a rarity. Who knows? It might do well for those who haven’t dumped money into a Wii or a Wii U and just want a nice, convenient piece of nostalgia to play their old favorites. Or maybe some folks will just want the controller for nostalgia sessions on their Wii.

And please don’t bother with the tired “emulators” route. The fact is some folks don’t like or don’t want to go that route and would prefer more official means. How many Sega Genesis plug-and-plays are floating out there and still making? The things obviously sell, so there’s an interest.

Here’s the full list for those who don’t want to click the link above.

Balloon Fight
Bubble Bobble
Castlevania
Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest
Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong Jr.
Double Dragon II: The Revenge
Dr. Mario
Excitebike
Final Fantasy
Galaga
Ghosts’N Goblins
Gradius
Ice Climber
Kid Icarus
Kirby’s Adventure
Mario Bros.
Mega Man 2
Metroid
Ninja Gaiden
Pac-Man
Punch-Out!! Featuring Mr. Dream
StarTropics
Super C
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros. 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Tecmo Bowl
The Legend of Zelda
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

COMIC REVIEW – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Deviations (IDW, 2016)

Of the half-dozen issues that IDW put out for its “Deviations” event – essentially a take on the “What If?” concept of alternate realities and the such – I’ve bought and read two books; one on Ghostbusters and one on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Ghostbusters book had an interesting idea marred by poop jokes, low brow humor, and just bad writing overall.

The Deviations on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, on the other hand? That fares a bit better. And that says something considering I haven’t been a regular follower of IDW’s (still ongoing) TMNT comic book… something that I eventually plan to rectify sooner than later, I hope.

This Deviation alters a plot point in the series, wherein the original narrative Leonardo is brainwashed into joining the foot clan, this narrative changes things by having all four Turtles brainwashed and in pursuit of their now-former master, Splinter. Although a familiarity with the original story in question may enhance one’s enjoyment of the story a bit, the book’s prologue provides enough of a backstory that bring those not in the know a little more up to speed. Who knows? Maybe it might entice potential readers to pick up back issues or the various trade paperback collections.

As for the issue itself, it’s not a bad read despite the story not being all that fantastic. The possessed Turtles almost become interchangeable caricatures of each other, with only slight hints of personality being shown and the lead up to the big battle at the end could’ve used a bit more meat. Regardless, I can’t say that I didn’t enjoy this book; the final battle at the end is certainly fun and the side story of Arnold Jones mulling over the loss of his son Casey (which triggered this whole thing to begin with) adds a bit of depth to a character that seemingly had none.

The art is fine, a bit messy at times, but it’s fine. I mean, as its own little thing, it’s a nice and somewhat believable story that’s saddled with a predictable ending (everybody dies, of course – hardly a spoiler if you’ve read a lot of What Ifs). An intimate knowledge of IDW’s take on the Turtles would certainly help, but this holds its own just fine as a standalone.