It’s another Flash Fiction take on familiarity based on a true story I saw on the Tee Vees.
Category: DTM’s Fiction
The Deforestation Of Hyrule: An Adventure Of Link
Well, it’s Earth Day, kids. Celebrate our wonderful planet by reading this Zelda fanfic about Link cutting down trees and plantlife with his sword and suffering the consequences. It’s the first piece of fanfic that I’ve written… mostly as a lark.
DISCLAIMER: Legend Of Zelda and all related characters and names are trademarks of Nintendo, who do not endorsed or approve this written work.
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Flash Fiction #24 – Rome In
(Years ago, I did a couple of these things based on the All In wrestling event that would be the prelude of the All Elite Wrestling promotion. I found this one laying around and figured I’d share it. It’s better late than never, I suppose.)
Flash Fiction #23 – Bed
(This one is short by the standards of this format, so I’ll throw up another one next week.)
The dog sleeps in bed.
She is sound asleep.
She raises her head up slightly.
Then goes back to sleep.
Flash Fiction #22 – Dust In
(This may or may not be releated to some recent news of sorts, but here’s my Flash Fiction-y take on it.)
Flash Fiction #21 – The Lonely Road
(It’s been a while since I did one of these and I’ve actually whipped up a few. I’ll be posting one of these every other week, so that’s another thing to knock off the ribs. For those who want a refresher, Flash Fiction is a genre of fiction wherein a story is told in under 300 words, though I’ve also heard less than a thousand. In any event, here’s the first one.)
Flash Fiction #20 – The Stars Beckon
(The return of Flash Fiction… or is it a prelude to something else? We’ll see… or maybe not.)
Flash Fiction #19 – I Should Be A Game I Loved
The return of Flash Fictions: stories written in 300 words or less!
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Solder Gal To Sell Consoles… Let’s (Not) Talk About It
Solder Gal, the world’s most popular female rapper in the entire universe, is making a video game console.
Or rather, Solder Gal is just selling the consoles at her website, Solder SisTem. For approximately eleventy billion dollars, you can get a knock off game console preloaded with 200 built-in games, all of them emulated versions of actual video games that Solder Gal more than likely doesn’t have the rights to sell. On top of that, the console doesn’t even emulate the games featured properly, as some have low frame rates, run slowly, and some even glitch out the graphics.
Something like this deserves to wither away and die, but because it’s Solder Gal selling these stupid things, we’re going to have every single dumb fuck on the Internet talk about it. Whether it’s that cucumber-eating fatass at ReviewTechTitties, those two jackasses on the Cup Podcast, or every other article on that fucking NintendoLoveRoms news site who think some shitty fan art is a worthy news item, this shit is going to be circulating through the media rounds for the next five years and become a meme for stupid Youtube comments for years to come.
The moral of the story: don’t give this moron attention.
Flash Fiction #18 – Roll Ins
Another in a series of “All In” inspired (but not quite truthful) flash fics.
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