Boo Goes The Doctor – How Chef Handles Castlevania Wall Meat

I’ve taken the liberty of asking ChatGPT how Gordon Ramsay would react to Castlevania Wall Meat. This is the response I was given…

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Castlevania: In Death’s Lair

Before Simon Belmont entered Death’s Lair, other heroes had challenged the Grim Reaper and lost their lives. These are their tales.

Note: I believe this was the last entry on FF.Net and was supposed to signify a return to the fanfic fold… that didn’t quite pan out openly, at least. A couple minor edits and fixes were made to the text, but for the most part, it’s presented as is.

Disclaimer: The author acknowledges that Castlevania and all related characters are owned by Konami and not the author. A couple characters featured here are original creations of the author.

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Abandoned Castlevania II Fic – The Second Quest (Part 4)

(2025 Update: The final chapter I wrote on this project before it was eventually abandoned… until it wasn’t. Turns out as I was cleaning these up, something interesting happened that I hadn’t done in years; I wrote another chapter or two… and then I wrote a couple more after that… and then I promptly forgot about the whole deal until it was too late to make an event out of it. So I’m hoping next year, those chapters are ready to go and maybe open the door to something new… ish. Maybe? We’ll see. Don’t get your hopes up.)

Disclaimer: The author acknowledges that Castlevania and all related characters is a trademark of Konami and not of the author.

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Abandoned Castlevania II Fanfic – The Second Quest (Part 2)

Digging through the hard drive archives and came across this thing, which is an old follow-up to Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest that I had started writing and eventually abandoned. I’ll be posting the few completed chapters I have online and maybe even include notes on what would’ve been the rest of the story… but unless something happens that gives me a sudden urge of creative inspiration, don’t expect a complete story out of this.

Disclaimer: The author acknowledges that Castlevania and all related characters is a trademark of Konami and not of the author.

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Abandoned Castlevania II Fanfic – The Second Quest (Part 1)

Digging through the hard drive archives and came across this thing, which is an old follow-up to Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest that I had started writing and eventually abandoned. I’ll be posting the few completed chapters I have online and maybe even include notes on what would’ve been the rest of the story… but unless something happens that gives me a sudden urge of creative inspiration, don’t expect a complete story out of this.

Disclaimer: The author acknowledges that Castlevania and all related characters is a trademark of Konami and not of the author.

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