Assuming the Internet is nice to me and doesn’t crap out on the upload, my own review of this game will follow shortly afterwards.
Category: Commentaries
All my commentaries – written or video – collected under one parent category.
VIDEO COMMENTARY #08 – Super Mario Bros. (NES)
A hundred videos and this is all I have to show for it.
DTM BLOG Classics #51 – Revisiting The “Secret Spider-Man” Movie
Today’s DTM Blog Classic archive post is something of a chronicle, covering a subject matter that I’ve touched on multiple times over the course of the blog’s life time. The majority of posts took place in 2004-2005, but the final thoughts came in 2011, which is why this is backdated to 2011 rather than when the earliest posts were done.
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VIDEO COMMENTARY #07 – Riker Shills Something (Boole & Babbage "Trek Vision" Commercial)
Software company Boole & Babbage commissioned a short commercial for their product which featured Jonathan Frakes in his role as Commander William T. Riker of Star Trek: The Next Generation talking to some poor fellow dealing with some stuff. It was a weird thing that garnered some reactions, including the above commentary track.
Jeff Hardy
(2024 Update: Look, I wanted to have a nice looking banner for this thing, but since this is about one of Jeff Hardy’s lowest low points that made air, the only “nice” thing this deserves a recycled shot of Jeff Hardy’s atrocious TNA World title redesign. Believe me; if the thought occurred to do a banner at the time, it’d be far less pleasant.)
At Victory Road 2011, Jeff Hardy showed up stoned for work and caused the main event match between Sting and himself to be reduced to a 88 second squash match. The PPV ends with the Impact Zone audience chanting “BULLSHIT” and Sting, the reigning TNA World Heavyweight Champion, agreeing with them. I recently had a chance to rewatch the main event in question and it’s almost chilling to see an audience who usually cheers for just about anything that TNA will throw at them, piss on their product with great passion and anger… and even more so for the company’s top guy to agree with their assessment.
I did a video log a couple days ago, wondering what the mindset was in letting the match go ahead as it did and wondering how anyone in their right mind would legitimately believe that this was the absolute best way to end a PPV that people paid money for. Even days later, I’m at a loss to rationalise this as something beneficial and even TNA themselves couldn’t find a way to rationalise this thought process, which explains their offer to give those who bought the PPV six months free access to their OnDemand service, which was a rather nice gesture and something that took balls for them to admit that they delivered a less-than-stellar product.
However, the fact that TNA allowed Jeff Hardy to perform when he was in no condition to do so and to allow the PPV, which had been, in my opinion at least, a respectable PPV of varying quality up to that point, to end on such a sour note speaks volumes of the incompetence and ineptitude of the management that runs this company. And the really sad thing is that the warning signs of something like this happening were in sight for a long time. Jeff Hardy may be a hell of a performer when he’s in top form and the guy may have legions of fans, but it’s also no secret that the guy has heavy drug issues, reliability issues, and is also face drug trafficking charges that could seriously hinder what little he has left of a reputation.
There was a good reason why all of his three reigns as WWE World Champion lasted less than a month (with one reign barely lasting a minute) and there was also a good reason why WWE eventually let him go. And while it might have been due to Hardy taking the time to heal injuries, I think it would have been a matter of time before Hardy struck out with WWE’s Wellness Policy (he had already suffered two strikes) due to his substance abuse problems that have been well documented. He certainly would have been fired when he got busted on account of drug trafficking shortly after his “farewell” and stuck legal battles and court cases that are ongoing to this day.
TNA signed a guy who was convicted of drug trafficking and has drug issues, which often translate into reliability issues that could jeopardize the safety of those he works with in the ring as well as jeopardize the promoted show. And on top of that, TNA eventually made said convicted drug trafficker and addict their World Champion despite all the common sense in the world saying that this is a bad idea. And the thing is that there had been a couple occasions prior to the Victory Road debacle where Jeff Hardy had been unfit to work. Most notably at TNA’s Final Resolution PPV, where Hardy was reportedly “more offbeat than usual.” Hardy defenders had told people that this was due to travel fatigue, but I doubt that’s the only reason. I’d like to see the apologists try and spin this one because there’s NO way travel fatigue could be responsible for the main event people paid for at Victory Road.
And the truly sad thing is TNA will come out of this not having learned a damned thing. Oh, they issue a little offer to make up for their blunder to those who bought the PPV and I have applauded that move in a previous post (the only TNA post on this blog that ISN’T marked with the Total Nonstop Morons label) because it’s not often that a televised wrestling promotion would admit they gave paying customers a product that was below standards, but anyone who believes that the company has learned from this experience is being foolish. The first chance they get, they’ll eventually bring Jeff Hardy back and push him harder than ever before, giving him another World title run despite (or perhaps in spite of) what happened this night.
I truly hope that this isn’t the case and that TNA will actually use this as a wake-up call to make changes to their product, perhaps to something that might distinguish them from what has come before and something that might appeal to a wider audience and garner their product better ratings and buys… but my hopes aren’t high.
VIDEO COMMENTARY #06 – NC17Productions' City Connection Review
VIDEO COMMENTARY #05 – Angry Nintendo Kid's Metroid (His Best Known Work)
You may have already seen this video before… now hear me ramble about it long after its relevancy expired.
Look up a guy named Hamster something something, he has the original, unaltered video.
VIDEO COMMENTARY #04 – NC17Productions' Wolverine Review
(2013 Update: Replaced the two-part commentary video with its Extended Edition.)
A video commentary of a review for Wolverine (NES) by NC17Productions. Some followers of this blog might remember I did a written commentary for this review many moons ago and gave up on the video afterwards. I sort of calmed down here and am not as vocal as I was in that written piece.
The Winners And Losers Of 2010
Back on the old DTM Blog, I used to do a quick lookback on a year, primarily some of the highpoints and lowpoints that were worth my attention during the past year. Now we’re slowly approaching 2011 and thus it’s time to look back on some winners and losers of 2010.
2010 has been a relatively crummy year for me personally; I spent the better part of it looking for work after getting laid off from my old job. And for the most part, spent months doing nothing at home until a couple months ago where I got another job… which is actually less than stellar, but I guess I should be glad to have any work at all. In any case, not the best year for me.
But while things may have been on the low end of things personally-speaking, I can take solace in the fact that I’ve got family, I’ve got health, and I’m not as far as I could have been. So I suppose I can’t complain too much.
But that would defeat the purpose of this listing. So let’s begin, shall we?
Classic Bite Commentary #101 – September 26th, 2010
I’m going to make this commentary quick and short, since I pretty much have very little to say in regards to a bunch of stuff. So let’s cover a couple points and move on:
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