Tag: Switch

A “video review” that is less a review and more of a (failed) attempt to understand the strange phenomenon that is Vampire Survivors for Switch.

Not the most inspiring descriptor, but at least it’s honest.

Note: The video is somewhat choppy at points due to a rendering issue. I assure you even the Switch version is smoother than what’s shown.

Will there be an important announcement from Tony Khan? Well, I’m not sure I can answer that right now, but we’ve got a great night of wrestling featuring the biggest stars of wrestling. Jonhny Hungee himself, John Silver of the Dark Order, one of the biggest pro wrestling ultrastars in all of pro wrestling, defending the AEW Stateside title against Danhausen, one of the biggest multiversal star-hausens in all of wrestling-hausen. It’s gonna be a fantastic night of wrestling in our ten-hour long Pay-Per-View event, preceded by a ten hour Zero Hour event featuring Action Andretti, a big star in wrestling, defending the AEW International World Big Gold Western States Heritage Championship against Bryan Keith Lee Armed Anderson Jones, who is a major star from Japan. Box office draw… oh, and we’ll have a nineteen hour overrun after the show featuring some big surprises, including finding out just who the fuck is Griff Garrison?

Wait, what was I talking about again?

I may have gone too far in a few places…

Video reviews will resume Wednesday… it’ll probably be the AEW game to get that out of the way (finally.)

A video review of Mighty No… er, I mean, Mighty Gunvolt Burst for Nintendo Switch. It’s better than nothing.

Give me some other first episode titles I can use…