PPV Predictions: WWE No Mercy 2007

So a couple days ago, during his match with the returning Mr. Ken Kennedy Kennedy, John Cena hurt himself and will be out of action for six months… thus forcing him to vacate the WWE Heavyweight Title. All I got to say is…

GEE WHIZ! THANKS, MR. KENNEDY KENNEDY!

So there’s a lot of unanswered questions surrounding this show: what is the purpose behind the mysterious Save_us.222 and Savior_Self promos that have been airing for the past couple of weeks? Who will be involved in the makeshift WWE championship match? Will there be a WWE championship match? Will CM Punk overcome the odds and trumph Big Daddy V, only to drop the belt back to the man he beat for it? Will I give a shit about any of this? All of this and more on the No Mercy PPV. Let’s get started.

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Classic Bite Commentary #68 – October 6th, 2007

USELESS BIT OF INFORMATION: According to the WWE Pay-Per-View event Unforgiven 2006, Edge has never lost a TLC match prior to his defeat at the hands of John Cena. Bullshit; on a May 24, 2001 episode of WWF Smackdown, Chris Jericho & Chris Benoit defended their WWF World Tag-Team Titles in a four-team TLC match against the Dudley Boyz (now Team 3D in TNA), The Hardys, and of course, Edge & Christian Cage (then known simply as Christian). Suffice to say, Jericho & Benoit retained their titles.

WARNING: Contains language and some material unsuitable for younger readers. Discretion is advised.

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Monty & Sonny Gone From TNA, One Year Of John Worthless World Champ

Don’t know if anyone realized it, but today marks the one-year anniversary of John Worthless’ reign of terror as WWE Champion. Don’t know if anyone actually cares, either.

Apparently, family emergencies doesn’t fair too well when having a career in WWE. It was recently announced that WWE had released former TNA/ECW star Marcus Cor Von (Monty Brown) and developmental talent/former TNA star Sonny Siaki. That’s just too bad.

Apparently, Eric Bischoff is back in power and I didn’t know about it.

Classic Bite Commentary #67 – September 15th, 2007

Another month, another Bite commentary. Lots of stuff to get to so let’s jump right in, shall we? Some of these are blog reposts and expansions, others are original content, and then there’s a couple other stuff here and there. I was planning on making a couple announcements, but have decided to save them for the next commentary. Yes, a cheap attempt at a build-up for the next commentary! ORDER NOW!

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DTM BLOG Classics #33 – WWE Signature Pharms

Comprising a collection of posts regarding the WWE/Signature Pharmacy controversy that took place during this time. The next Bite commentary will touch on this a bit further, but for now, here’s a compilation of posts for posterity.

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BOOK REVIEW – The Death Of WCW (2004)

The success of the Wrestlecrap book prompted Wrestlecrap curator R.D. Reynolds to cook up another book. One that would tackle the rise and fall of once-prominent wrestling promotion known as World Championship Wrestling. This time, however, he wouldn’t be alone as he would partner up with Figure 4 Weekly head Bryan Alvarez to chronicle this interesting look into what made WCW the dominant force that almost drove the World Wrestling Federation into bankruptcy before everything fell apart… hence why the book is called The Death Of WCW and not The Life Of WCW.

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COMIC REVIEW – Batman #666 (July 2007)

I find it rather funny that several years ago, nothing particularly “evil” or “devil-themed” was conjured up for the 666th issues of Action Comics or Detective Comics, and yet here we are. Superman and Batman’s long running series had recently reached the number of the beast and both involve the devil in some form or another. But while Superman #666 is mostly about him being a dick, Batman #666 gives way to a future storyline in which Batman’s son, Damien, must take up the mantle of the Bat to face the Prince of Darkness… what?

So there’s a real twist here that has the son of Batman facing off against the Anti-Christ Batman or something. Apparently, a deal was made between Bats Jr. and the devil that would prevent the Apocalypse from happening. What kind of deal was it? Well, the obvious kind, of course. There’s the usual devil worshippings and satanic killings that are all the rage in this “devil-themed” stories. It’s seems done to death before, but it’s just a nice, slick story that it never gets boring or even remotely tedious. It’s a pretty fast paced book.

And it’s got nice art to compliment the book – not to say that it’s breathtaking or anything like that, but the thing with Adam Kubert’s stuff is that it’s consistently smooth regardless of the project being worked on. It successfuly interprets and recreates that dark, moody atmosphere which depicts a city on the verge of Armageddon. I don’t really have much to complain about here as far as the content goes, although I’m pretty sure some people will see this as a pointless cash in of an issue number similar to that of the Beast. But hey, I think it’s a decent cash-in nonetheless.

In a time and day when comic companies rely on tiresome story-arcs and gimmicky crossovers to tell their story or lack thereof, the 666th iteration of Batman is an enthralling read for a one-shot story. The dialogue is good, the art is great, and there is never a dull moment. Perhaps most importantly, it says all it needs to say within the 20+ pages of a single issue and also offers a tease as to what happens next, leaving readers wanting more of this stuff. Definitely worth a look if you’re a Batman fan or a fan of comics in general.

P.S. Waiting until All-Star Batman & Robin finishes up its eternally-long first story-arc before I give it a proper review. Honestly

BOOK REVIEW – Wrestlecrap: The Very Worst Of Professional Wrestling (2003)

With the new Wrestlecrap Book of Lists coming up, it seemed only appropriate that I’d go back and revisit RD Reynold’s first literary opus, which is basically a book version of his Wrestlecrap website.

Note: In case anyone didn’t get this hint, Randy Baer is R.D. Reynolds’ shoot real name. Sorry if I’m breaking the kayfabe here, kids.

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