Cross the bow… wait, that doesn’t sound right.
Unboxing the Atari 2600+ Pac-Man Edition Console
Not a showcase, not a review, just me opening a box and stuff.
Paramount Moving On From Kelvin Trek
For those who haven’t gotten the memo, apparently Skydance – the new management at Paramount – has decided to move on from the long-dormant Kelvin timeline of Star Trek films (the 2009 JJ Abrams movie, Into Darkness, and Beyond) and opt for a fresh take on the franchise. Well, that’s mighty big of them to admit it after years of teasing pitches that went nowhere and tapping directors who’d stay in the lobby for a bit before moving on to greener pastures elsewhere.
I mean, was I hoping for another Chris Pine-helmed Trek movie with that cast? Actually, you know what? I kinda was. I make no qualms about admitting that I liked those movies. They were perfectly fine films for what they were – and yes, even Star Trek Into Darkness has its moments despite being the weakest of the bunch. I mean… shame that Beyond didn’t make the box office numbers the folks in charge wanted, but that’s on them for trying to turn Star Trek into something it wasn’t rather than try to make it, you know, Star Trek… something that even Chris Pine suggested; lower budgets, stronger stories.
When Star Wars became a hit and Paramount decreed that Star Trek would be a motion picture, they didn’t make another Star Wars with Star Trek colors. They made a very cerebral film with pastel shades and some Star Trek terminology… and then they made The Wrath Of Khan, a Star Trek movie that people actually liked unless your name is Gene Roddenberry, who was probably upset that nobody used his JFK time travel plot as a movie idea. The problem these days isn’t that you couldn’t make that type of movie or television series work today. It’s that nobody is willing to try… at least, not within Star Trek.
Could you make a Star Trek movie work in 2026? Sure, you can. It involves making a Star Trek movie that’s true to its core tenants and also features a compelling stories with compelling characters. Something it’s done in the past and can do again. It just requires people who are capable of crafting such stories.
So yeah, a part of me is sad that we’re not getting another Kelvin Trek because I’d very much like to see where that universe goes from there… but on the other hand, now that we’ve definitively closed the book on this thing, we can all move on with our lives and look forward to the next big thing in Trek lore… whiny fans whining about why those hacks at Paramount aren’t making their Legacy show or some bullshit like that, I don’t know.
Later.
Review #1254 – Basketbrawl (Atari 7800)
Try not to take this personally, Mike.
Sunday Gimmick Table #44 – WWE Steel Cage Challenge MSI Plug N Play Unit
Another classic NES game has been released onto the masses… oh wait, it’s just a MSI re-release of an old crummy WWF game with a couple edits to the roster and some glaring omissions that make an already bad game even worse. What a way to celebrate 25 years of utter mediocrity.
The DTM Mailbag #10
Click here to download the MP3.
ROH, Gina, and other stuff. Probably the most worthwhile piece of audio since Baby Yoda getting punched in the face.
Review #1253 – Space Attack (Atari 2600)
By your command… oh wait, we can’t use that. Universal will sue…
AEW Creates Another Belt That It Doesn’t Need
Source: https://www.f4wonline.com/news/aew/aew-creating-national-title-full-gear-gauntlet-match/
The good news is that it’s a men’s championship and thus won’t be won by Mercedes Mone, who is probably winning some championship in Bangladesh this weekend or something to add to her eleventy-billion belts that she’s currently holding. I swear; that woman must have some real dirt on the business if everyone is giving her a belt. And then people want her to come back to WWE. For what? So she can go back to feuding with Nia Jax or put over whatever failed NIL project they’ve got going on in NXT?
But yeah, AEW now has a National title that they’ll probably abandon in a year or two when it’s promptly forgotten about. Reigning NWA National Champion and former Spirit Squad member Mike Mondo probably should have let this lie rather than comment on it, but I guess he needed people to know that he was still alive or something, which… hey, always good to know. Hope he’s doing well these days.
WCW Monday Nitro (Nov. 6th, 1995) – The Power Of… Something Or Other
We have an interactive hotline where WCW fans can call it and decide who will main event tonight’s edition of Nitro. You see, people were claiming that WWE had been pioneers of sports entertainment interactivity with their Taboo Tuesday/Cyber Sunday gimmick PPVS in the mid-2000s, but WCW revolutionized that concept in 1995… WITH FUCKING TELEPHONES.
And what did WCW fans book with their amazing power of phones?
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Review #1252 – Video Pinball (Atari 2600)
A vintage pinball game that is perhaps a bit too vintage… bring in the pitchforks.