"Speaking Moistly" Is The New "Just Watch Me"

I normally don’t dwell on politics here, but fuck it, this deserves highlighting.

Yes, somebody made a song out of PM Justin Trudeau’s rather “unfortunate” choice of words during a press conference.

We went from “Just Watch Me” as a defining phrase during a crisis to “Speaking Moistly.”

Bunch of bleeding hearts, indeed.

Pong Quest Trailer

So this is a thing that Atari is doing at the moment; a new PONG game with RPG elements and stuff.

The visuals are an automatic turn-off for me and I’m not particularly inspired by the gameplay that they’ve displayed. It reminds me too much of that one Pong remake from the 90s; too much gimmicky bullshit to make the whole thing worth a damn.

That having been said, though, a part of me is morbidly curious about this will turn out… not enough to actually go out and fork money over for it… but whatever, right?

The Intellivision Amico Pre-Order Gameplay Trailer

So Intellivision just put out a new pre-order trailer, featuring gameplay footage from some of the games for the system. A lot of these games look to be remakes of older Intellivision and Atari games from the 1980s and others seem like the kind of games you’d find on Steam or your mobile phone. It’s not the type of thing that appeals to me – I’ve got more than enough legacy titles on a variety of legacy systems to keep me occupied and the one Intellivision Lives compilation seems to satisfy the INTV itch just fine.

Asuka Eating Rice Has More Viewers Than WWE Backstage

So WWE Backstage debuted and nobody watched it. Meanwhile, this adorable video of KANA cooking rice has more views (and potentially more viewers) than Backstage.

And to think that Backstage was the show they wanted to counter AEW with…

But enough about that. Please enjoy this KAWAI video of KANA cooking rice.

YAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Watch Steve Austin Sell You A Video Game

From the WWE ’13 hype train all those years ago. Not only does Steve Austin deliver a fine promo towards the end of the video as only he could, but he also does a better job of selling me on the video game than all these other geeks have done lately.

Take notes, geeks. This is how you sell a fucking game.