Category: Wrestling Musings

All posts related to pro rasslin’ that isn’t covering specific shows or events.

Big Cass Released From WWE.com

Source: https://www.wwe.com/article/big-cass-released

Well, it looks like the Real One may be reunited with his consensual penis… or was that referring to Roman Reigns? Also, people who wished for this Cass/Daniel Bryan feud to be over and done with should be happy, although I wasn’t aware that it was a Losers Leave Town match.

Anyway, I wish Cass all the best in his future endeavors.

Ronda Rousey To Be Inducted Into UFC Hall Of Fame

And she doesn’t look happy about it…

I don’t see a death glare; I see a glare of someone who doesn’t want to be here.

Maybe this WWE thing will have her learn how to do more facial expressions beyond just this blank stare of nothingness.

Still, good for her. She deserves the honor, I suppose.

Not an MMA guy, so I wouldn’t know.

Welp.

Brock Lesnar Breaks CM Punk Title Reign Record By Doing Fuck All

Former pro wrestler and now former UFC celebrity fighter CM Punk once held the WWE World Heavyweight Championship for 434 days, having defended the title 141 times before losing it to the Rock to set up a needless “Twice In A Lifetime” rematch with John Cena.

As of today, Brock Lesnar holds the record for the longest reigning WWE champion of the modern day, having defended the Red Belt title throughout this time a grand total of ten times.

Ten times.

TEN FUCKING TIMES.

If you fuckers want to believe that there is some semblance of so-called prestige in this toy belt that is supposed to be on par with the WWE World championship in the fictional universe of WWE, then I’d very much like to know what brand of drugs you’ve been shooting so I can avoid that stuff like the fucking plague. This belt is a joke, it has been a joke, it will always be a joke… it’s almost a farce at this point.

First champion had to relinquish the belt because he got a boo-boo.

And then you have Kevin Owens, a heel Quebecois. I barely remember anything he’s done with the belt and that’s sad because his was the most significant.

And then we have Goldberg, who broke two records in not only being the first American to hold the belt, but also being the oldest champion in that lineage, who held it for a couple weeks before dropping it to Brock at Mania and 435 days later, here we are.

Ten. Fucking. Times.

And now Roman Reigns is rumored to be getting another shot at Brock… at Summerslam no less. Because THIS TIME FOR SURE.

Actually, you know what? Maybe CM Punk should tuck his chin and go for another UFC fight… and then THIS TIME FOR SURE, he might actually win.

No Reprise Of The Summer Of Punk

Yeah, it’s that kind of post.

Our old buddy, our old pal Chick Magnet Punk has had an interesting couple weeks. He had the big trial against the Z-Pak Doctor and won. And then he had his second UFC fight and lost. And then Corey Graves decides to start a Twitter thing because that’s what you do when you want to come off as “cool” and “hip.”

Listen, I don’t care, either way. I will cherish the good memories Punk has given me through his wrestling endeavors and if he never wants to go back to that, then that’s okay. Whatever makes him happy going forward, I wish him all the best. And as much as we rail him about his UFC failures, he tried at least. And he should be applauded for trying… and I can say that with full confidence and full sincerity because I did not pay a single cent to buy a UFC show for the sole purpose of watching Punk fight… or flail… whatever the case may be.

Because believe or not, contrary to what a lot of the wrestling industry or whatever seems to believe, not everyone who watches wrestling also watches MMA. So trying to make wrestling more like MMA or vice versa is not going to make one like the other automatically.

That having been said, I feel like this should be his last fight. I don’t need to hear news of him trying again and chasing that elusive first win. He’s got money, he’s got other stuff to do that isn’t physical, he’s got a lovely wife, he’s got heart and tenacity, and he still has a head. I’d rather he lived his life than try to risk it in another lopsided endeavor. And besides, I don’t think the UFC world wants CM Punk to be the equivalent of the Roman Reigns “THIS TIME FOR SURE!” running joke that WWE audiences had to endure all these years.

So that was a thing.

DTM COMICS – For Want Of A Z-Pak…

So I forgot that this week, the CM Punk/WWE Doctor trial was a thing, what with all the hot stuff and… well, stuff. Anyway, I’m sure I’ll have something to say when the trial is over and done with, but in the meantime, here are a couple old “comics” I did ages ago. The first one was from 2015, but the second one is… well, I don’t seem to recall ever posting up here, but it was on my short-lived Twitter thing before I dropped it like a bad habit… not that there was much to drop in the first place, of course.