Is Geoff Keighley A Tool?

Click here for all the details… but the answer is yes.

In other news, water is wet, the sky is blue, and the sun is yellow.

Also in other news, are there any true believers left in the house? You may want to hold on to your hats with this Sunday’s blog post thing.

And that’s about it.

But, yes, Geoff Keighley is a tool. Always has been, always will be…

And so is that Joe guy…

NO! Get lost, Joe! Nobody said you could appear!

I wasn’t even talking about you, man!

Goddammit.

Atari To Release Pac-Man… Again

“Hey, Atari! When are you guys releasing a new Atari 5200+?”

“Did you say new 2600+? Here’s a new 2600+ with PAC-MAN!”

“Aw hell nah.”

Yes, they’re putting out another 2600+… but it comes in a Pac-Man color scheme and also includes a new 7800 port of Pac-Man… that also includes the original 2600 port of Pac-Man that everyone hates.

On the flip side, however, they’re also re-releasing the 7800 versions of Galaga, Dig Dug, and Xevious, so if you’re looking to fill those gaps in the 7800 collection, you’ve got a more convenient way of doing it… no love for Pole Position, though. I’m kind of shocked at that since the pack-in title for the 7800 was Pole Position II.

Maybe they’re saving that for the 7800+ recolor.

The Street Fighter 2026 Movie Cast… meh.

Source: https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-lists/street-fighter-cast-reboot-1235374639/50-cent-as-balrog-1235374707/

So far, your current cast listing for the upcoming Street Fighter movie.

You have actor Andrew Koji portraying Ryu and will presumably be the main character. There’s also Callina Liang being the third live actor to play Chun Li (following Ming-Na in the 1994 movie and Kristen Kreuk in the best forgotten Legend Of Chun Li flick), Jason Momoa will be playing Blanka (what, you couldn’t get him to play Ken instead of this Noah dude?), Orville Peck is cast as Vega, and Balrog will be played by 50 Cent, who I assume will be try to act like a boxer rather than “generic black tough guy” that was the case for Michael Duncan Clarke when he played Balrog in that Chun Li movie everyone wants to forget. They also cast their Dan, but I forget the guy’s name.

Oh, and playing the role of Akuma?

Your tribal chief, Roman Reigns.

I laughed. That gave me a good chuckle. On the bright side, though, if they can get Roman to do nothing but mean mugs and say nothing, that would probably be the best portrayal of Akuma in a live-action movie.

I can’t help but feel somewhat ambivalent over this one. On the one hand, it’ll probably be nice for Street Fighter to have a live-action movie that’s more closer to the lore of the games than the previous efforts were. On the other hand, just because something is accurate to the source mateial doesn’t automatically make it a good movie. There’s something to be said about the 1994 movie that deviates from what was established in the games (which wasn’t saying much; most of the filler was through supplementary material like mangas and things of that nature), but nonetheless provided an entertaining little flick. On the flip side, I watch something like the recent Mortal Kombat film, which is more true to whatever lore it’s currently following right now, but is a generally dull film as a result. Even Annihilation – a generally bad movie – had its fun moments… for all the wrong reasons, but sometimes, you’ve got to take what you can get, no matter how little it is.

So, as much as I’d like to have a film adaptation that’s the best of both worlds, I’d much rather have a fun and enjoyable movie that deviates from the norm than a deathly dull movie that’s a slave to following lore. Hopefully, this Street Fighter movie strikes that nice balance. It’s been on the cheesy side, it’s been on the dull side… let’s go for somewhere down the middle. Thanks.

Bloodstained: The Scarlet Engagement Announced

Well, they’re working on another one. Due out in 2026 for PC, PS5, and Xbox Series Whatever. No Switch version of either or, though.

Too early to tell where we’re going here. I’m happy to see that they’re doing another one, but whether it turns out to be any good… we’ll just have to wait and see, won’t we?

Missed Opportunity?

Yeah, this has been out for a while, but for those who missed it, AEW wrestling veteran Kenny Omega cosplays as the four upcoming DLC fighters for Street Fighter 6… I got a chuckle out of it, so I don’t dislike this.

With that in mind and considering all the promotional stuff he does for Capcom, it amazes me that they never thought to include Kenny Omega as a playable character in one of these Street Fighter games. Seems like a bit of a missed opportunity here.

“But what about Austin Creed?” you ask.

He can try out for the next King Of Fighters and he can parade the game around for the next WWE Blood Money show from Saudi Arabia.

In the meantime, news of my recovery hit a bit of a snag, as recently, I somehow survived perhaps the deadliest move in all of sports entertainment: the roll up. It’s banned in a hundred and fifty four states as well as several indigenous nations. I don’t want to necessarily get in the ring because I’m not a fucking idiot and this last blurb isn’t true.

Except for the roll-up being the deadliest move in pro wrestling. Tony Khan is a pussy for taking a piledriver named after Stuttering Dave Meltzer.

Still Pushing OG Switch… Also Spaceballs

It’s been a week or so since the debut of Switch 2 and… I haven’t gotten one yet.

Those who know me or frequented this blog knows that I had intended on waiting. Granted, I did put myself up for a pre-order slot in case the early showcase of launch fare impressed me enough to actually jump the gun… but what was there… didn’t sell me on the console at launch. Pricing also didn’t help matters; if it’s not the consoles, then the games themselves. Thanks, but no thanks.

In any event, I’ve still got more than enough stuff on Switch to play. There’s a backlog of stuff that I really need to start burning through, I’ve got plenty of Mario Maker stuff that I’d like to get cleared up, and really, there’s more than enough mileage left in the old bugger that I have a feeling there’s going to more stuff coming. I may end up getting another Switch if those go down in price… probably one of those OLED units with the nice screen.

I can wait on Switch 2. Hopefully, a price drop will occur, but right now, I’ve got enough stuff to keep me entertained.

In other news, they’re making another Spaceballs movie… due in 2027.

Finally, a real Star Wars movie to look forward to.

Digital Eclipse Does Mortal Kombat

Finally, Steam players who struggled to get the ancient Mortal Kombat Arcade Kollection compilation to work on modern hardware can retire that shit because here comes Digital Eclipse to give us a bunch of vintage Mortal Kombat arcade games and their various ports… I don’t see any DOS ports, which are the only worthwhile ports… and where’s Mortal Kombat Trilogy? And Special Forces? You assholes had no problem bringing back Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties, but… eh, I really don’t care.

Still, looking forward to this one. Digital Eclipse have done banger jobs with these comps, so I expect… more of the same.

The Game Key Kard Krap De Krapola Krappers Krap Karap

So I had a Ramble video just about ready to go to chime in on this whole Game Keycard thing that Switch 2 is instituting. Long story shorts; these are cards with download codes and no actual game, but you can “resell” them because there’e a physical cart in there. Anyway, I did the audio, got some mild edits, just about ready to render… And then I read about the following…

Source: https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2025/05/street-fighter-6-somehow-combines-game-key-card-and-code-in-a-box-on-switch-2

So the special Street Fighter thing that’s supposed to include the first two years worth of DLC? Apparently, those codes only last two years before they expire. So if you intend on buying one of these for the collection… well, not only are you getting a gameless card that will be useless in a decade when Switch 2 is put out to pasture, but the codes that add an extra cost to this package will no longer be valid if not used after a couple years.

Man, I was largely indifferent about this whole thing, but now that I’ve read about this… imagine how many other folks might be going in this direction. Can this industry just fucking die and be done with it?

More Jobbers For Your 2K25 Game

Source: https://www.f4wonline.com/news/wwe/tyrese-haliburton-coming-to-wwe-2k25-as-part-of-dunk-destruction-dlc-pack/

So the big, delayed announcement for the WWE 2k25 video game that rarely gets mentioned around here involves a basketball player of some kind. One I’m sure is fairly popular and someone I should be familiar with if I were following sports… but I don’t, so I guess it’s another celebrity jobber.

Although to make the non-sportsball fans not feel like they’re wasting money on some sportsball guy, they’re tossing in The Great Khali and Abyss.

I’m sorry, but there’s only one guy you could have included that would have made me want to buy your overpriced game. And no, I’m not going to say his name…

Big (Super Mario) Brother Is Watching You

Source: https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2025/05/nintendo-may-record-video-and-audio-from-gamechat-sessions-on-switch-2

Hey, remember when Xbox One was supposed to include their Kinect motion capture gimmick as part of the package and everyone threw a fit because they didn’t want a “spy camera” as part of their video game console? Well, Nintendo is taking it a step further and may possibly record your video and audio chatting sessions.

But I guess everyone is okay with that because it’s Nintendo…

And then people wonder why the gaming industry has gone to shit.