boycotting youtbe… because tolstoy said it was a good idea…

Change of plan apparently… YouTube has policy changes and Tolstoy is pissed and planning a boycott today by avoiding YouTube and Google. Interestingly enough, it has to do with swearing.

That’s sort of like the self-imposed exile I’ve put myself in from Fanfiction.net (um… the first exile, long before I posted anything on the site) for their policy change on adult content and fanfics featuring real people. I suppose there will never be a site that is suitable for a couple of neat fics I had written; both of them featuring Jason Frank beating the crap out of Tommy for being such a poorly developed character who went from martial artist to dinosaur doctor… or vice versa.

P.S. That fic doesn’t actually exist. Such a concept is stupid, anyway.

Everyone Kisses Wave Race 64’s Ass

Two former partners review the same game on the same day…

First up, a review on YouTube by Camera Man Joe of The Game Heroes, a site run by Handsome Tom. Posted on December 19th, 2008.

Next up, a review on GameTrailers by Stuttering Craig of Screwattack.com fame. Also posted on December 19th, 2008.

No, don’t look anything into this. I’m sure it’s just a wonderfully stupid coincidence… so what? Who cares. I’m not trying to revive any old wars… I just find it funny that two guys formerly associated with each other would review the same game on the same day.

Finally, a review of Wave Race 64 by someone else besides me… if I can find one.

NicotineAlien's been suspended again – coutesy of GERM MAN NAY

For those who don’t know, NicotineAlien is the second alias of game reviewer Armake21. No reasons have been given for this latest closure, although I suspect it has something to do with his hilarious commentary of Uwe Boll’s House of the Dead movie.

Oh well and he was just about ready to get his old shit back up.

Mega Review #1: Mega Man (NES)

(2020 Update: So, in what seems like a really random spur of the moment idea, I’d figure it’d be interesting to repost some older writings from the old DTM Blog and expose my less-than-stellar ramblings from ages ago to a modern audience. Part of it has to do with wanting more content. Another part has to do with trying to preserve some of that stuff.


Originally posted on December 8, 2008 and the overall 1064th blog post, this was my initial barebones “review” of the original Mega Man game from 1987; intended to be the first in a series that would’ve eventually covered the mainstream classic series at least, to say nothing of the various sidegames. As I recall, I never got beyond Mega Man 3 in this series before it was eventually and silently abandoned. I’ll eventually get around to posting the other entries down the line.

As it would turn out, it took me a few years to cover all six main Mega Man games on NES, albeit in a different format than this. But that’s another story for another time…)
Released in 1987, the original Mega Man game for the Nintendo Entertainment System was known for its horrible box art. I mean, seriously, if I was a working father back then and my kid wanted this game for his birthday, I’d have his brain transplanted. It’s no secret that the game’s box art was one of the most horrible pieces of art ever made. Never mind the fact it had nothing to do with the actual game, but just as its own independent piece, it makes you want to puke.
Okay… so to be honest, when I saw the box art for this game back when I was a kid in 1991, I had wondered if that’s how Mega Man started off with… around that time there had been three Mega Man games available with number 4 looming ahead. I was still a relative newcomer to Nintendo games, oblivious to all the wonderful franchises out there… but not oblivious that I didn’t know what everything was. I’ve heard of Mega Man, I’ve played Kid Icarus and stumbled across one of those weird passwords, I’ve played through Castlevania 1, 2, and 3. I’ve touched on these more than enough times back then.
But then I look at this and wonder… “Mega Man had a gun? He wore yellow? I thought his hand was a gun?”
Anyway, all the stupid childhood memories aside, several months after that rental, my parents bought the game and I got a look at the funny instruction booklet… which had told the story of Dr. Light (then known as Dr. Wright – not Dr. Right) creating seven robots, Dr. Wily reprogramming six of them, and Mega Man being declared defender of the universe. Yeah, that’s right. DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE. Don’t believe me? Here’s some of the story taken from the original NES manual (faithfully translated by someone else whose link I regretfully forgot):
It’s MEGA MAN versus the powerful leaders and fighting forces of Monsteropolis — that strange multi-faceted land of robot-like Humanoids. Brilliant scientist Dr. Wright conceived the construction of fully-operational human-like experimental robots to perform specific everyday duties. Dr. Wright, and his assistant Dr. Wily, encouraged with their very first near human robot — MEGA MAN — proceeded to develop six additional Humanoids, all programmed to perform prescribed rituals.
But, with the exception of MEGA MAN, all of Dr.Wright’s near-human robot experimentation went awry. Assistant Dr. Wily turned disloyal, re-programming Dr. Wright’s Humanoids, now bent on destroying opposition so Dr. Wily could control the world and its resources.
Resisting re-programming, MEGA MAN is chosen the defender of theuniverse and its inhabitants. MEGA MAN dares to single-handedly penetrate seven separate empires of Monsteropolis, eliminating the leaders and followers of these sovereignties.
Neat-o.
Mega Man is a fairly simple platform game that gives you the option of choosing the order of six initial stages you wish to progress through. Nothing special now, but back in the day, this type of thing was rare for an action game of this style; only RPG or adventure games would feature this kind of open-endness and flexibility. Not only that, but you get their special powers too. Yay.
USELESS TRIVIA: The first boss I ever killed was Fireman. The method was just to shoot and take the heat.
Being as this is the first game in the series, Mega Man has very limited abilities at first. He can run, jump, and shoot. That’s it. It sort of pissed me off when I realized he couldn’t duck, but eventually I got used to it. Once he defeated bosses, he gained their weapons.
Bombman’s weapon is the Hyper Bomb, which is a classic bomb that explodes after a short delay. Doesn’t really do much damage and never saw much use for it because it never blew anything up.
Gutsman’s weapon is the Super Arm, which allows you to pick up blocks and hurl them at enemies. Other than that, you have nothing else. No heavy earthquake landings or anything cool like that… you just pick up blocks when they flash and you chuck them… lame.
Cutman’s weapon is the Rolling Cutter, a scissor boomerang. This weapon is actually kinda useful and it can be used to take out a few enemies at once from the right angle.
Elecman’s weapon is the Thunder Beam, which allows you to shoot electric beams in three directions. This is pretty much the strongest weapon in the game, as far as I know.
Iceman’s weapon is the Ice Slasher, which freezes stuff… and that’s it. Doesn’t do any damage to anyone except Fireman… a damn shame.
Fireman’s weapon is the Fire Storm, which allows you to shoot a fireball… kinda lame considering he shot fire waves. On the other hand, every shot summons a temporary shield which defends against enemies (but not projectiles).
Along the way, you’ll find something called a Magnet Beam, which allows you to create platforms you can climb on before they fade away forever… let’s just say that after playing with this thing, I was more than happy to get something better like a Rush Jet with limited maneuvering abilities.
Once you clear the initial six stages, you get to face off against Dr. Wily… provided you clear three more stages comprising of Yellow Devil rock monsters, Mega Man clones, and those weird things in the bubbles that roam around the room and shoot pellets at you.
Some of these bosses will give you a hard time… in fact, Elec Man and Ice Man are most dangerous considering their attacks can kill you in three hits… that hurts. No other bosses will be that damaging… ever. Don’t even get me started.
USELESS TRIVIA: I never knew about the Pause trick until much, much later… that is to say, when I first stumbled across the Mega Man page or something similar. For the most part, it didn’t really bother me since I never needed the Pause trick to beat the game.
With ten levels total, Mega Man is the shortest of the main titles, but even so, it’s a pretty hard game. None of the later extras can be found here, you have somewhat poorer traction here than you do in the sequels, and perhaps most frightening of all, the spikes will kill you… period. Doesn’t matter if you’re flashing or not. You land on a spike, you die. That simple.
USELESS TRIVIA: The soundtrack kicks ass. Not one lousy tune in this entire game.
So now that I’m done rambling…
Mega Man is worth a try if you want to see where it all started. While it is generally difficult and not that refined, it’s still a decent title and is only a sample of great things to come out of this franchise.
STORY: 6/10
GRAPHICS: 8/10
SOUND: 7/10
GAMEPLAY: 8/10
CHALLENGE: 10/10
OVERALL: 8/10

About that FC3 Thing

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I’ve gotta admit. That thing looks ugly, but for what it does, I’d overlook the aestetics of the whole thing. I mean, come on. It plays NES, Super NES, and Genesis in one system. And if you have a Super Game Boy hanging around somewhere, that’s FOUR different possible formats you can play on it. All things considered, it’s a pretty neat little space saver.

I do have a couple minor concerns, though. One is the NES emulation and whether it’d be like all the other clone hacks (inferior sound quality, some color differences and other garbage issues) or whether it will be like the FC Twin’s NES mode (accurate sound quality, some color differences, and noticable scanlines). In the case of the current Genesis/NES 2-in-1 clones and based on the few video reviews posted on these products, it seems like the NOAC is of a lower quality format. If the FC3’s NOAC is based on the one that’s on the FC Twin, then it might make it a bit better.

The other issue I have is the controller and this is more of a legit issue, as other video reviews of older GEN/NES clones confirmed that playing NES games with the way this thing is mapped is awkward. I can’t really explain it properly without visual reference, but think of it as playing Mega Man Anniversary Collection on Gamecube… you know, with the A and B button roles reversed from what they originally did on the NES (similar to the included NES Metroid in the original Metroid Prime). Looks clearer, right?

Anyway… I’ll wait and see with this one. Probably won’t pick it up considering I already have a couple good clones and a perfectly functional Genesis laying around, but for those who don’t, it’s worth a look.

Smash Them Bros In A Brawl… Yip.

Had recently picked up Smash Bros. Brawl… don’t really care for the main “fighting” engine of the game, but I do enjoy the single-player Adventure mode in the game, which plays out like a side-scrolling Final Fight-type game that sort of reminds me of the old SNES Power Rangers game to a certain extent. Playing with the Classic Controller felt fine, although I do seem to have somewhat of a problem with jumping… but maybe it’s just me.

Have yet to encounter Sonic… although I’ve seen Snake’s box.

Problems With Voting Every Other Month

You know what? I hate interjecting politics of any kind on the blog or in any of my web projects… but I just have to ask for your indulgence just this once… please? I promise I will never bring politics up again… intentionally. We cool? OK. Here We Go…

Continue reading “Problems With Voting Every Other Month”

A Rare Dose Of Canadian Politics

You know what? I hate interjecting politics of any kind on the blog or in any of my web projects… but I just have to ask for your indulgence just this once… please? I promise I will never bring politics up again… intentionally. We cool? OK. Here We Go…

Another comment on a Montreal Gazette article… this time regarding an 18-year-old college student running for a seat in the Quebec provincial election. The article itself is nothing special, but there’s only a couple comments I’d like to comment on, particularly on a couple quotes from the PQ candidate Daniella Johnson-Meneghin, who is surprisingly shocked by the lack of enthusiasm in the current Quebec election. As is the norm, text from the source article are in italics.

“Look at me, look what I’m doing. I’m running for the experience, and to inspire young people.”

Yeah, that’s nice, dear. It’s always good to encourage these young teenagers to use their newfound ability to vote for one of three different flavors of Quebec separatists. Excellent goal indeed.

Though this is the sixth federal, provincial or municipal vote in Montreal in five years – the first-time candidate says she’s shocked by the lack of interest.

O RLY?… I don’t have a fucking owl, let’s move on.

“Is it that much of a burden to go to vote?” she asks the cynics.

One of the cynics – the one writing this very blog – replies with a bewildered tone, “Um… for the second time in two months? Um, er… YES”

“There are so many countries that would wish to have democracies like ours,” Johnson-Meneghini tells them. “And we complain about that?”

Yes, they would be happy to have democracies like ours… but they’d be better off having democracies like the Americans, who only have two significant parties and as such only have elections every four years… much better system overall and also more consistant.

The article does make a note that Johnson-Meneghini’s motherland of Argentina makes voting a compulsary passage… which means that their system is more stable and most people who don’t have a viable choice to vote for usually spoil their vote – another equally powerful message to the candidates.

Of course, the plucky candidate points out some significant results that voting will get you.

“Look at the ADQ; nobody ever thought they would end up with 41 seats (in the last election).”

And after this election, the ADQ will be lucky enough to hold on to one seat, if any.

“And look at (U.S. President-elect) Barack Obama.”

Yes… let’s look at the half-black president elect who had TWO YEARS to campaign for one election… and who had the incredible advantage of not being in the same political party as BUSH.

“This is change that nobody thought would happen, but did because people went out to vote and they changed history.”

Yes, you have presented a couple examples. Now let me present my own example… a little federal election that we had back in October of this year. What happened? NOTHING. We went in with a minority Harper government and we went out with a minority Harper government. No history changed there, huh?! And you’re wondering why people are fed up with another fucking election! There’s no motive behind these elections other than to cash in on some high approval ratings so that the present minority government could somehow sucker enough voters to give them a majority government so that they can do whatever the fuck they want without the threat of the opposition parties taking them down with a no-confidence vote and forcing everyone to vote again.

Sorry about the run-on. It’s just too damn frustrating to think about these things.

Let me be clear on this. I like the democratic process. I like the fact that we have this hard-fought ability to vote for our leaders. Our ancestors who have fought and died for this freedom would not want us to take this right for granted.

It sucks that less people are showing up to polls to vote than ever… on the other hand, it sucks that these elections are no longer about choosing a leader and direction in government, but rather a matter of whether the current leader (or new leader) gets a majority government or not. There’s nothing historic about that.

The only historical footnote in the recent federal election was that Harper had headed the longest running minority government ever, according to fact checkers. So what?

The only historical footnote in this provincial election is that there’s a woman involved… a woman who is partly responsible for the lack of doctors in Quebec. Oh yeah, shit like that is definitely worthy of an Obama comparison.

And you know what the truly sad thing about all this? With all the shit going on in Ottawa, I wouldn’t be surprised that we’d get ANOTHER federal election in a couple months time. So we have an economic crisis on our hands, lots of people are worried about their savings and stuff, but apparently there’s enough money to throw ANOTHER FUCKING FEDERAL ELECTION JUST A SHORT TIME AFTER WE JUST FUCKING HAD A FUCKING FEDERAL ELECTION! THAT BULLSHIT IS MORE WORTHY OF A BUSH COMPARISON THAN ANYTHING ELSE!

But I digress… let’s move on.

The rest of article just details a bit of background on Johnson-Meneghini before touching upon her new party’s “evil” goal.

And when the nagging question of the PQ’s commitment to separating Quebec from the rest of Canada comes up she tries to calm their concerns.

“(PQ leader) Pauline Marois doesn’t want to hold a referendum,” Johnson-Meneghini tells voters, asking them to “look beyond the sovereignty issue.”

Sorry, kid. But a vote for PQ is a vote for separatism. Not gonna happen.

And that’s about it, really. I hope you’ve all enjoyed my explosion into politics. I’ll probably mention the election madness somewhere down the line… after that, that’s it.

There are times where I almost wish I was American…

I said “almost.”

(2019 Update: Daniella Johnson-Meneghin is still in politics as a member of Montreal Mayor Valerie Plante’s cabinet. Well, she’s doing well for herself, at least. Kudos.)

Celebrity Rasslin And Random WWE Bits

So according to TMZ.com, WWE has sent a cease-and-desist letter to Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake, telling him to stop using the name they own. Beefcake is currently featured on Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling show, where a bunch of celebrities learn to wrestle and subsequently forget to do so when their time on the show is done… at least that’s my thought.

Anyway, the golden middle-aged guy who saved wrestling Eric Bischoff posted a comment on his blog, which reveals more about this situation than the TMZ story says. I don’t want to say what he says because I actually want you to read the post… so here it is. Read it and come back.

Now I can’t agree with Uncle Eric about the quality of the show… mostly because I haven’t seen it and most probably won’t unless I move to the states… which isn’t fucking happening, but I will agree on the notion that Vince hates to do new things. That must be why I haven’t seen him do anything new.

While I’m not the biggest fan of past-their-time celebrities wrestling each other in fake matches, it’s at least a different concept and I’m sure the show has its audience. Hopefully it does well and it sticks around for a while.

(2019 Update: What the fuck are you drinking, 2008 Dave? By the way, the winner of the competition was Dennis Rodman, because of course it was.)

So apparently Cena has yet to swap the Big Gold Belt for his usual spinner garbage. I give it about a couple weeks before that happens.

Regarding the tournament… why call it an Intercontinental Championship tournament when the top prize is a shot at the champion himself rather than the title? Who names these things and why are they allowed to live?

So they’re bringing back the Slammy awards… wow, that’s so random.

The McMahon kids… ugh. Please go away… PLEASE GO AWAY! BRING BACK MIKE ADAMLE! At least he was inoffensive… for a time… but definitely more tolerable than the kids…

That’s it for now.

The Code Was Broken Ages Ago…

In what is undoubtedly the worst kept secret in wrestling (well… at least until the next worst kept secret in wrestling rolls around), former WWE World champion Chris Jericho returns to RAW, sporting shorter hair and a spiffy new entrance. Yeah, they’ll push his return like a big deal for a short while, but then it won’t be long before they have him fighting over Triple H’s dog.

On the flip side, though, is this something you’d want to do with a guy like Chris Jericho? He’s a big name in and out of the ring, he has his own band, he has some mainstream appeal… do you really want to kill that to sate the minds and egos of the little men.