Dixie: “IMPACT going LIVE this October. TNA will be changed FOREVAH!” Oh wait…

Got the news from this page, who in turn got it from ol’ Dixie’s Twitter page.

So, Impact’s going live this October, huh? Long-term deal or short-term? Or is it LIVE once every few shows. And how exactly is this going to change TNA forever? And why does Dixie keep insisting that things are going to change forever every time she makes an announcement? Why all the hyperbole, Dixie? Is going live really going to fix your awful shows?

Maybe I’m being a bit too harsh… but remember the move to Mondays and how it was supposed to change TNA for-EVAH!!!

Oh wait, you don’t remember? That’s because I sneezed for one minute and all of a sudden they’re moving back to good old reliable Thursdays… and if I recall correctly, those Monday shows were also LIVE every other week.

Nice try, Dixie. But the only way you’re going to get me excited about TNA is if you actually do something about the horrible product, which is doing an excellent job of showcasing the wrong people and basically burying the true talents on your roster.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Bischoff: "Monday Night Impact was a mistake." NO SH!T!

Highlights from an Eric Bischoff interview: click here for the RAJAH page.

Only reason I’m posting this here is in relation to a previous VLOG that I’ve made (the one where TNA Tapped Out); I have to give props to Bischoff for admitting that the move to Mondays was an ill-conceived mistake and that it was a matter of bad timing to make the move.

I also like the pot shot he takes Bret for thinking that he had anything to do with stomping TNA out of Monday Night. Let’s be honest here; TNA pretty much did that to themselves and Bret being there made not one iota of a difference.

Also, in other news, from John Cena’s Twitter, regarding he was interested in being a pro on NXT:

“yes I asked, and was denied. Apparently u need more than 2 moves to officially be called a “pro” (enjoy that one)”

Oh yes, John. I most definitely will… enjoy that one. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Did I mention RAW 900 sucked?

Kaval (LowKi) Wins NXT? Cool. Heel Beatdown? Not cool.

In a rather nice surprise, Kaval (formerly known as Senshi and Low-Ki) won the NXT Season 2 contest… and then got beatdown for his troubles by all the sore losers of NXT. No doubt, these guys are going to get roles on the main roster (presumably Smackdown, since RAW already has the Nexus) – so once again, NXT is rendered completely pointless. Oh well, at least Kaval has a title shot.

As for the next season of NXT (seriously, how many seasons can you have in a fucking year?), it’ll be all Divas. So that’s one less show for me to not care about. On the other hand, I like the tall chick.

Busy Street REVIEWS My Submission!

(2023 Update: The above video is the original version of Review #06 – Adventures In The Magic Kingdom, which was originally submitted as part of a contest of sorts and some differences from the recut version. It’s included here for the sake of added context to this blog post, but the recut version is the “proper” version in the video review cycle.)

Prestigious interwebsite Busy Street has taken some interest in the contest and updated their post with the following review of my little submission.

Not to sound ungrateful for the high score, but… 45/50? Really? Not bad, but I figured a couple points lower.

Anyway, here’s my humble reply.

And then, the response to my little comment:

But either way, this review was better than judekhanzo’s – you might actually win a copy of Sacred 2: Fallen Angel.

No more comment.

(2024 Update: In case anyone was wondering, I never did win that copy of Sacred 2: Fallen Angel… not that it would’ve done me much good since my crapbox at the time probably couldn’t run the bloody thing.)

An Alternative Menace

Gather around kids, I’m gonna tell a little story here.

So once upon a time, there was a kid named Anakin. He fixed things.

Then some old guy found him and saw something special in him.
Anakin went on to win a race and went with the old guy to train in the ways of midichlorians.
But the old Masters didn’t want to train Anakin because he was too old.
The old man sighed and brought Anakin back to the slave planet.
Anakin and his mother reunited, were bought by a man name Cliegg, and they all moved to Mos Eisley where they lived happily ever after… well, at least until the Tusken Raiders came along and raided the home, killing everyone within.
Meanwhile, the old Masters were defeated by a senator named Palpatine.
Palpatine was supposedly a master of the dark midichlorians…
But really, he was the smartest guy in the room.
And that’s why Palpatine won… because everyone else was stupid.
The End.

IG Updates His Site… Somewhat

Chris “The Irate Gamer” Bores recently updated his website’s design. Don’t know who Chris Bores is? Look him up; I’m not a damned biographer. And I’m not going into the whole controversy that surrounds him. I just want to talk about his website and nothing more.

It’s a minor change on the main page; moving the navigation buttons from the side to the top and minor moving around of certain bits and pieces. Aside from that, it’s not a huge update.

How long has he had this site template for? Roughly four years. I think it’s about time that he went ahead and overhauled this thing. He says that he’s upgrading the production values of his videos by going into HD – not to mention that he’s going to ask people for a new logo (which I never, EVER liked – just a rather bland and unimpressive logo) – why not follow suit with an all-new site upgrade that is much more presentable and cleaner than what he has now?

As it is, the site looks plain; basically like it was thrown together on one of those Yahoo Pagebuilder things back when Geocities was still up and running many years ago. The coding has to be messed up as well because I can recall several occasions where just entering his website would CRASH MY BROWSER. This has nothing to do with a weak-ass browser – the site is generally plain in its design, lacking any sophisticated flash apps that would slow down a weak computer, with not much thought put into it… AND YET IT CRASHES MY BROWSER.

Now admittedly, it doesn’t happen as often these days… but it’s still a worry every time I go to his site… and I hardly ever go there because of that reason… well, that and he hardly ever updates the thing.

So yeah, I’d definitely be in favor of a new web design for Bores’ website. I’d suggest switching to a blog-style design since that tends to be easier to update and manage. And people can comment on your various posts.

But on the other hand, this being Bores, that’s probably not going to happen.

So… Hardcore Justice

So Hardcore Justice happened last night… and I was able to watch it… a show that somebody else paid for. Thanks, Sean.

Sadly, I didn’t see the whole thing. Birthday party after all. What I did see… was rather meh, but otherwise harmless.

I certainly hope that all these ECW guys, fans, and whathaveyou who still needed any semblance of closure despite several reunion shows over the years, have got their closure with last Sunday’s PPV… because I very much like for ECW to rest in peace and not get violated again in five years time when they start complaining about how they weren’t given a proper send-off. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

If I can give TNA some credit, it’s on the fact that it’s strictly a reunion show – comprising matches featuring ECW alumni. You had TNA talent chime in and drop their thoughts on their favorite moments of ECW (without actually calling it such), but outside of those who are ECW alumni and Mike Tenay (who’s doing commentary since, you know, Joey Styles obviously can’t due to contractual reasons), TNA talent weren’t part of some storyline shoehorned into the show to push their shows the following week. In fact, there had only been one or two mentions of upcoming TNA shows on the entire PPV. So yeah, I’ll give them credit for keeping it as a reunion show.

And for what it was worth, they tried to put out the best show they possibly could. You had the old ring announcer, you had John Finnegan reffing all the matches, the ring ropes were black, the lighting was dimmed in an attempt to replica the old ECW arena shows (didn’t really work), and the two main events were actually pretty solid for what they were; a return to the “extreme” style that they had innovated and revolutionized in the mid-90s. Of course, the undercard wasn’t all that great – matches are basic fair and far from hardcore – but they tried to put on a good show and no doubt some people will find some enjoyment out of this show.

But as true as they tried to make it, it all feels really, really, REALLY artificial and shallow.

Hardcore Justice emanated from the Impact Zone… and that has to be the main reason why I have a hard time buying into the whole feel. Because the Impact Zone, no matter how dark you dim your lights or color your ropes, is the absolute most farthest thing from extreme anything.

People can piss on Vince all they want, but when he did both ECW One Night Stand PPVs, he could have easily held them in a big arena and push it as he would another WWE PPV. But he held them at the Hammerstein Ballroom, which might not be the ECW Arena in terms of pure nostalgia or ECW-ness, but was the kind of small arena that ECW would hold shows at (in fact, they DID hold shows there). And for all it’s worth, it almost felt like an ECW show. Felt a bit slicker, had the obvious outside influence, but it felt like a solid ECW show. Everything that they did there, they did right. Hell, I’d even give props to the Hardcore Homecoming show that was held on the same weekend, which also felt like a good old-school ECW show.

With the IMPACT Zone, it seems like the audience are nothing more than unpaid extras in a set filling seats (interesting since people watch the show for free, regardless of whether it’s an Impact airing or a PPV event.),  going through the motions chanting the usual fluff chants that you would expect from an ECW audience, but without any of the feeling. I’ve always got the feeling that the Impact Zone fans are practically sheep – everything about this show tried to look like an ECW show, but it feels very much artificial. And I don’t consider myself an ECW hardcore or anything like that – but even I can recognize a passionated audience from a canned one. This could have benefited from being booked at a small arena, but instead they got cheap and held it at the Impact Zone… I guess at this point, TNA couldn’t afford stuff that matters and instead blow their budget on bringing in has-beens.

I don’t get the “Fuck You, Vince” chants. Unless you’re referring to Vince Russo, in which case I agree wholeheartedly.

Look, if you’re looking for that long-eluded closure that ten other “reunion” shows couldn’t give you, then I hope that Hardcore Justice gives you that much needed closure. For all of my reservations and fears, it was a pretty harmless show. Oh this wasn’t good either in a wrestling sense or even a nostalgia sense, but it was harmless and if it ends up being the last stand, then it’s a fair one at best… but let this be the last one.

It’s been nine years. It’s over. It’s done.

Move on.

Please.

TNA, you want to have a reunion show? Have a WCW reunion show. You’ve got all the guys under contract anyway, so that shouldn’t be a problem.