Yep. Just when Jeff gets sentence to jail, it ends up being Matt’s turn to be caught possessing drugs. You’d think retirement and entering WWE-sponsored rehab would mean things looking up for Matt following his recent arrests, fake suicide notes, and eating grapes… Guess not.
Category: Musings
Matt Hardy Gets Arrested… Again
A bit late to the proceedings, but I just got wind that Matt Hardy got another DWI arrest. This time, however, it seems that he’s taking a page from Kurt Angle’s book and is claiming to be framed… as if there’s some sort of CON-spiracy. Yeah, sure. I’m more inclined to believe Ron Killings’ theory of CON-spiracy involving Little Jimmy than I would two guys whose lapse (or lack) of judgment just got them arrested AGAIN.
Seriously, Matt. Get help. This shit ain’t funny anymore.
He Stays But I Go
“I look at other guys on the roster and I don’t mean to mention names but people like JTG and a handful of other guys and you think, [you’re] going to keep this guy but [you’re] going to get rid of me?”
wondering why JTG still has a job
The Lucas Speech From 1988
Several days ago, I posted a quote from George Lucas that came from a statement he made before US Congress in 1988 opposing colorization of old films. Digging a little deeper, I discovered the full transcript of that script. Special thanks to the Save Star Wars site for putting this up, along with a rather good reading article surrounding this now-ironic speech. The site in general has a number of interesting reads if you’re willing to take the time. Definitely worth checking out, especially if you’re opposed to the ten million changes made to the trilogy.
Check it out here.
Jeff Hardy Returns… Before Going To Jail
The funny thing about this speech is that this came about shortly after the news broke that Jeff Hardy had pleaded guilty to a number of charges stemming from his 2009 arrest and would serve ten days in jail. Oops.
Okay, so here’s the deal. I have always been somewhat opposed to TNA taking in Jeff Hardy last year despite his legal baggage being fairly public knowledge. It seems that at any given moment, Jeff Hardy would have to serve some time (and admittedly, what he ended up getting is akin to a slap on the wrist considering the charges) and TNA would have a huge hole in the roster. Despite the knowledge of Hardy’s troubles, TNA went ahead and gave the man two World title reigns. And while I believed that giving a man with ongoing legal issues the World title was a bad idea – and I still do, don’t get me wrong – I will admit that he deserved to carry the belt, if only for a short while. For various concerns regarding his reliability, he was actually contributing to the company in a positive manner and not letting the legal issues and lifestyle he lives get in the way of his job, which is something that has befallen other wrestlers – certainly his brother falls into that category.
Then came the Victory Road 2011 debacle, of which I had made a vlog around the same time. It wasn’t until some time later that the details behind the 88-second squash match revealed that the match happened as it did due to Jeff Hardy’s inability to perform, upon which I wrote a follow-up blog entry.
I had really hoped (though sincerely doubted) that TNA would actually step up and make serious changes to prevent such incidents from happening in the future, but unfortunately, there hasn’t been any indication of such change. In fact, outside of a largely aesthetic change and a new tagline, TNA… or rather, Impact Wrestling, as they call themselves now, has made no such change. While Matt Hardy was subsequently terminated from TNA following a DUI arrest, the reigning TNA World Champion Kurt Angle – who also suffered a DUI arrest – looks to walk away unpunished. But that’s an entirely different story that is probably best left for those more experienced in those waters than I.
So now Jeff Hardy is returning to TNA and is asking for one more chance following a brief stay in jail, of course. And now that the legal baggage has been moreorless excised and the sins of Victory Road mostly atoned for with a lengthy absence, I am cautiously optimistic to see whether Jeff Hardy’s latest TNA run will be smooth-sailing or a Titanic voyage; whether he has gotten his act together or just gotten better at faking it. Regardless of my initial feelings towards his signing, I can hope that Hardy gets his personal and professional affairs back on track so that his legion of fans will continue to enjoy his works and so that we don’t get stuck with another tragedy the likes of Scott Hall.
Best of luck, Jeff. And don’t drop the ball this time.
He Said That?!
“People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians, and if the laws of the United States continue to condone this behavior, history will surely classify us as a barbaric society. In the future it will become even easier for old negatives to become lost and be “replaced” by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten. Attention should be paid to this question of our soul, and not simply to accounting procedures. Attention should be paid to the interest of those who are yet unborn, who should be able to see this generation as it saw itself, and the past generation as it saw itself.”
Jeff Hardy Goes To JAIL
TNA star Jeff Hardy was back in a Moore County, North Carolina courtroom on Thursday and pleaded guilty to three felony drug charges stemming from his September 2009 arrest. He will serve 10 days in jail, have to pay fine of $100,000 and will be on probation for 30 months. In the event that Hardy violates his probation, he can be sent back to jail. Hardy pleaded guilty to three drug felonies: two counts of Intent to Distribute a Controlled Substance and one count of Conspiracy to Traffic in a Compound Containing Opium.
Here are a few new details from today’s court proceedings:
* In exchange for pleading guilty, the other counts against Jeff Hardy were dropped.
* Hardy has agreed to remain in a drug abuse treatment program.
* Jeff was granted a request to travel outside of North Carolina so he can work for TNA. Jeff Hardy returns to TNA television tonight on Impact Wrestling.
Well… that resolves that, I suppose. All that time spent languishing in the courts and all he gets is a slap on the wrist… figures. Good thing he still has a job.
By the way… in an unrelated *cough* note, Kurt Angle apparently signed a 3-year deal with TNA despite getting arrested for DUI… apparently, Matt Hardy’s stock was as high as he thought… but maybe his retirement and time away from the business will help him get his bearings back… something that a LOT of other people could use at the moment.
Kevin Nash is Future Endeavored. Oh well…
Original link: http://www.wwe.com/inside/kevin-nash-released
You know, I would normally say good riddance… but considering his involvement in the development of storylines… you know what? Nah… I’m not going to bother with the Cornette Face. That’d be killing the gimmick at this point.
(2024 Update: Besides, he’d be back to headline another WWE PPV with Triple H later that year and stink up the joint in a ladder match that even Nash thought was a bad idea. Based on that… I’ll cut him some slack here.)
And He Speaks The Truth
“my twitter account was hacked”, is the new: “I’m a sloppy drunk douche”.