So they recently announced the Nickelodeon Splat Pack, which includes GUTS as one of the games being released. The very first thing that came to mind upon hearing that was this video by former Youtuber ericmansuper. Now people can find out for themselves whether this game still sucks. Whether that’s a good thing or not is another story entirely.
I miss that guy. Hope he’s doing well nowadays.
Well… that got your attention, didn’t it?
Contrary to the title above, this post has nothing to do with Joe Hendry… although I heard that he beat Miz at a house show some time ago. No doubt, we’re waiting for the right opportunity to give Miz his win back on Netflix, but enough about that. Let’s get to some other quick bits.
Although if you want me to mention some other piece of Joe Hendry-related info… I’m not so sure that he’s getting that John Cena match… unless TNA somehow forks over the brinks truck to convince John to make a stop at Bound For Glory or something… but then that will overshadow… anything in that fucking company… like NXT superstar Trick Williams being your TNA World Champion for… some reason. Because WWE, there we go. I’m done with the rasslin’ bits. Let’s move on.
So we’ve just concluded the third season of Strange New World this past week… an interesting piece of business if there ever was one. I’ll hold off my thoughts on the season for a later time and instead look forward to the next television offering coming up in the form of Starfleet Academy… something I wish was just compilations of some kid’s let’s play of the old PC game redone with proper acting bits, but alas, it’s a continuation of 32nd century Star Trek. I’m sure some folks have a problem with this. My only concern is whether the show is any good. If it is, I keep watching. If it sucks, I’ll move on to something else.
I will say that the recently announced Voyager game intrigues me somewhat. I’ve never been that big into strategy games – I’ve played a few, but that’s about the extent of it – however, the ability to dictate the actions and journey of Voyager and possibly going against the grain of how the series progress is fascinating (no pun intended) and giving players the choice of whether Tuvix lives or dies is a tempting selling point if nothing else. More of this stuff and less mobile garbage, please. Thanks.
In case you missed it, Hasbro is putting out a “new” version of Mighty Morphin dubbed Re-Ignition, which is just the old MMPR show with a slightly new title card and new Mighty Morphin minutes that the Power Rangers Youtube channel also upload as shorts if that’s all you want to watch. My guess is that somebody visited the Kitchen Nightmares Youtube channel, saw that they were able to repackage the same episode ten times over without diminishing returns, and figured that they could do the same with MMPR.
For curious parties, you can still watch the original uploads of MMPR that were put up years ago and the quality isn’t all that different from whatever they’re putting up now. Supposedly, it’s been upscaled to a higher resolution, but it doesn’t look any better than before. It’s just a lazy re-up. As much as people hate the reversioned MMPR from 2010, at least they TRIED to freshen up the product so that it didn’t come across as a glorified rehash of vintage material. You can’t even say that much with THIS latest rehash.
That’s all I’ve got… later.
So once upon a time, a bunch of people bought the rights to and revived the old Acclaim brand name and somehow even suckered wrestling legend Jeff Jarrett into the mix. They had announced a presentation video by means of a teaser video that showed off some of Acclaim’s past titles… none of which they have the rights to because those were sold off when the original Acclaim Entertainment went out of business a couple decades ago. And then the above video took place this past Wednesday.
Needless to say, there were quite a few people who were… underwhelmed by what they had to offer.
Of the bunch that was shown, the only two games that seemed remotely interesting is Talaka – a side-scroller with roguelike elements – and Katanaut – another horror-based side-scroller that’s actually available on Steam right now… and then there’s a bunch of bland, nothing happening, and outright subpar titles that aren’t even worth mentioning.
In other words, those few brief clips of vintage games that once brought the Acclaim name to prominence now served as reminders of games that I wish I were playing right now… because what you have in store for the future doesn’t hold a candle to what you had in the past.
In hindsight, I don’t know what anyone was expecting out of this. All of the notable Acclaim offerings are now in the hands of other people and there was no way in hell that this smaller, essentially independent version of Acclaim was going to get all that stuff back. It’d be nice, but it wasn’t going to happen. At least when Bubsy was brought back from obscurity, he brought the Accolade brand with him… for whatever that’s worth. Acclaim has nothing of its past to tie to other than a logo and a name that people had fond memories of… except those memories are now owned by other people.
To tell you the truth, I have no idea why Acclaim was brought back to begin with. From what I’ve seen, you could have easily presented these titles under a different company name and it wouldn’t have made a difference… except maybe less people would care? I guess?
I don’t know… I’ll just have to wait and see if they’ve got someone working on a remake of Destination Earthstar. THEN I’d be excited for an Acclaim revival. This line-up on the other hand? Take it or leave it. Sorry.
In other news, Nintendo remembers Virtual Boy exists and will release some games for you to play on Switch 1 and 2… but will also require you to play them in a Virtual Boy mock-up that costs about as much as Mario Kart World…
Welp… dodged a bullet, there.
Yes, they posted the first episode on Youtube… for as long as it’s there, you can check out and judge for yourself.
First impressions: they should more of these audio things.
Apparently I’ve been logging on through too many devices and that prompted WordPress to shut me out for a bit and go, “Dude, change your password, you limp dick.”
And so I did… and things are apparently business as usual.
Anyway, I’ve got a couple scans I need to do this week and there’s also some sampling of blood that I need to get done eventually. I would be concerned, but the truth is I’m more concerned about the fasting that’s going to drive me nuts… and I don’t wanna get nuts, so let’s not get nuts
Nuts make my bowels go bad.
Source: https://filmstories.co.uk/news/call-of-duty-movie-officially-in-the-works-at-paramount/
Are we really that desperate for movie ideas that we’re going to make a movie about soldiers in a war – a concept that has been developed into movie HUNDREDS OF TIMES before and more than likely inspired this video game concept? And also, how many of these fucking games have they made already? Which one is getting the movie treatment?
That’s like someone getting a license to do an After Burner movie, when someone with a brain can point out that there’s already an “After Burner” movie of sorts; it’s called TOP GUN.
Did people test this shitty licensing deal before they released it?
Obviously not.
Here’s your Captain’s Log… from The Enemy Within.
Let’s see Paul Wesley try and replicate THIS showing.
Happy 59th, Star Trek. Let’s hope your 60th turns out some really good stuff or else you’re fucked.
So I recently picked up a new laptop – because the keys on my old one were starting to crap out, which is all the excuse I needed to upgrade from my rinky-dinky refurbed Thinkpad to an Asus V16 laptop… which is apparently used for game and even has a fancy graphics card… which means that I can probably run OBS on this thing to capture some DOS footage, which would be nice.
Anyway, in attempting to log in my various accounts, I get a security warning from the Amazon app, informing me of a log in attempt from what they refer to as “a generic browser.”
The browser in question? Microsoft’s own superstar browser, EDGE!
Apparently, they think we know it, but we really don’t. I hope we don’t get the “crazy eyes.”
Just a funny thing I’d thought I share before today’s scheduled video goes up.
It is August 31st of the year 2025 and I have NOT watched the Section 31 streaming video motion picture film starring Academy Award Winner Michelle Yeoh.
I dodged a bullet… because I may or may not have mentioned that if a certain someone I knew had send me a DVD or Blu-Ray copy of this thing, then I would compel myself to watch it. I had a Paramount Plus subscription, but I mostly used that for Strange New Worlds and some old Trek reruns… and also some Turtles stuff.
Lo and behold – that certain someone who would send me gag gifts decided on a proper birthday gift instead – the complete TMNT 80s cartoon on DVD that he probably bought from one of the Toys R Us stores that are shutting down in Quebec… yes, it seems like even Canadian ownership couldn’t keep the TRU train running. Personally, I think it was the decision to ditch their video game stock in favor of bringing back another dead brand (HMV) to sell some minor stuff that you could probably get cheaper elsewhere.
So, yes… much to the chagrin of anyone who thinks this gag is starting to be a bit tiresome, the cycle continues.
Last year, Paramount released the first clip of the then-upcoming third season of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, which is the continuing adventures of Captain Pike and his hair on board the U.S.S. Enterprise. Said clip was not from the season premiere episode, which was to resolve a cliffhanger from the previous season involving the Gorn… but rather an unrelated episode where four of the crew were injected with a serum that transformed them into Vulcans… and supposedly, that’s where the “hilarity” ensured.
Needless to say, this got a mixed reaction… and also I didn’t care for it…
This was one of the many big swings that the producers promised for this season. And sure, why not? You can have your big swings… except nobody ever mentioned anything about these swings actually hitting anything. And this is something that soured me on the show during its second season – we need our Spock comedy hour, we need our musical episode – BIG SWINGS… big misses. I thought the Spock turning human plot point was fascinating, but was played for “laughs” and left me wondering when this would be funny… note to any aspiring comedy writers: NEVER put your audience in a situation where they have to ask when your shit gets funny.
So… the third season comes along and… this is the eighth episode of the season; by which point the closest things to what the showrunners wish to perceive as “big swings” is a Trelane cosplayer doing a fake wedding and a holodeck adventure that’s no better or worse than any other Star Trek that takes place on a holodeck… I suppose if you want to count the documentary-esque episode as a “big swing,” then go for it. I thought it was largely dull and uninspired when it should have been thought-provoking.
And then we get this pile of shit… which may or may not be worse than The Way To Eden… you know… the one with the hippies.
The difference between the two episodes is that at least the Eden writers had some idea on how to write space hippies. The people who are writing modern Star Trek can’t even script these Vulcans right; they just come across as emotionless assholes for the sake of being emotionless assholes. Even the Vulcans on Enterprise never came across this poorly. And in watching all this stupidity unfold, at no point did I find myself laughing. Nor did I crack a smile or a chuckle. Hell, I wasn’t even screaming in agony… I was largely bored. This felt like a complete and utter waste of time.
Just about the only thing that worked for me is the budding working relationship between Kirk and Scotty as they try to keep Vulcan La’an from starting a war with everyone… because that is logical… or that’s being an asshole. Fuck if I know. All I know is that those guys work well together; maybe you should put them on a ship or something, so they can work together or something.
So yeah… that was a big swing, alright…
A swing… and a huge, MASSIVE miss.
Please tell me that I need to turn my brain off in order to be entertained by this, so I can calmly reply that if I were to turn my brain off for this thing, I would have found the cure for insomnia that’s even more effective than a 20-minute HHH promo.
P.S. I would be remiss in not mentioning the post credit bit involving Ethan Peck’s Spock and Patton Oswald, but that would involve giving Patton Oswald the light of day. Two mentions of that individual’s name is more than enough and he does not deserve a speck more.
P.P.S. I would rather watch The Way To Eden than sit through that horrible musical episode from last season, too.
I think I have nothing left to say… other than it’s on my list…
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