Here’s the Winners And Losers of 2014… pretty much the same as featured on the audio version, but with a couple tweaks here and there. In any case, here’s a look at some of the highlights and lowlights of a year that has been pretty “less than stellar” for lack of a nicer term.
Category: Commentaries
All my commentaries – written or video – collected under one parent category.
Final Fantasy VII Coming To PS4… Exactly As Advertised
So… I’m late to the party, but I suppose I could toss in my two cents on the matter…
SquareEnix announced Final Fantasy VII would be making its way over PS4. Almost immediately, people were thinking REMAKE. Then the trailer hit… it’s just the PC port of the game with upscaled graphics; the same version of the game that you could get on Steam for PC. And then the internet, in predictable fashion, lost their shit.
So… I’m wondering. Where did this idea come from that SquareEnix announced a remake for PS4?
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The Legendary Farce
So… Super Megaforce has concluded… and I think it’s safe to say that, for the most part, the entire run has been a complete and utter disappointment. As a season of Power Rangers that was paying tribute to the original Mighty Morphin because why not… I don’t want to shit on the cast because they did what they could with what they were given, but the show as a whole felt like one shallow knock-off of the original MMPR seasons. And you know the old saying, “If I wanted to watch MMPR, I’ll watch MMPR.”
With Megaforce, the actual anniversary season, it felt like a holdover for the Gokaiger-based Super Megaforce. It’s just going through the motions until you get to that latter half of the story… the part that’s going to be more “epic.” And yet, in the grand scheme of things, if they just stuck with Megaforce and didn’t bother with the Super part… Or rather, just to put it another way, if they did two seasons based on the Goseiger series and skipped Gokaiger entirely, I would’ve been fine with it because then you’d have a second-rate MMPR knock-off and it would’ve been fine. Not great, but fine. Because then the chances of the series getting FUBAR’d would be less severe.
I’ve only seen a couple episodes of Super Megaforce and the rest… was mostly online recaps, but it seems like for all the hype and ballyhoo that went into the promotion of this series, it’s been underwhelming. There’s been hoopla over whether the pre-Zyuranger Sentai teams would be featured and when they announced that the Legendary War had been re-filmed, we assumed, “Okay, so they’re going to forgo implementing these older teams because they’re not part of Power Rangers lore. Fine.” But then, the actual episodes air and all of a sudden, we got new Ranger teams that nobody’s familiar with, other than they’re “legendary powers.” And you eventually get to the point where they just stopped caring – assuming that they even cared to begin with – and decided to toss in whatever footage they could, regardless of what’s actually on it. It got to a point of perplexity when there was a segment in a later episode that was reshot with the original Red Ranger suit and four suits from the pre-Zyu Sentais. Suits, mind you, that they never made toys out of, so they could profit from it… but it just felt like they’re using the 20th anniversary as an excuse to feature all these different Rangers and nobody actually gave a shit about the history of Power Rangers and the lore that it bore all its own. Now, Dino Charge, on the other hand, seems very generic, very unassuming, and very unspectacular, which means it can focus on developing its own take rather than be shoehorned into something that the producers are incapable of doing any semblance of justice.
So, about that Legendary Battle… I’ve touched on this in the past and, well, I don’t want to say that I told you so, but… I told you so. For those wondering, last Monday, I posted a couple blurbs that I made in the past, both from last year, but very relevant now. The first blurb is from Episode 5 of the DTM-Cast, which was posted June 16, 2013 – I’ll do a quick reading of what I wrote.
“Should I bring up my thoughts on the Legends War thing that they’re prepping with next year’s Power Rangers Super Megaforce thing? Because they got ten old faces coming back… none of them are the originals. Only one is from the Disney era. And… quite honestly, to tell you the truth, I’m nowhere near as disappointed nor am I expecting to be disappointed if this thing turns out to be a dud because… I knew that there was no way that they were going to make this as big as a deal as most fans thought… My surprise is that they even bothered with the Legends War because they could have skipped it entirely and I’m of the opinion that they probably should have. Because there was no way Saban could have done in Super Megaforce what Gokaiger did any semblance of justice.”
There’s more to the blurb, not much more, but I just read the more relevant part of that bit. Even back in June 2013 and maybe even before that, I had the feeling that when they said they were going to do the Legendary War, I knew there was no way Saban Brands would live up to the hype nor would they do in Super Megaforce what Gokaiger did any semblance of justice. And I was right. Legendary Battle, even within the much ballyhooed and overrated extended edition, felt like a huge colossal letdown. When it came to the main meat of the episode, where the current Rangers are having the final battle and all that, that was fine. And if the episode and series had ended there, I would’ve be fine with it. But then you had the Legendary battle, which was all of two minutes, felt completely underwhelming, and even had a couple instances of bad dubbing. Yes, the spectacle of watching all these Rangers was something to behold the first time around, but by the time the moment comes, you’ve already seen chunks of it in past episodes.
We don’t know why these Rangers are here, we don’t how they got their powers back when they were being harnessed in these Ranger keys, we don’t know where they went afterwards, and ultimately, we don’t know what happens to our heroes… because the episode ends with no satisfactory conclusion, no wrapping up affairs, no tying up loose ends, nothing that can be considered an appropriate epilogue to the Power Rangers Megaforce story. It’s just, “Well, we won. Time to call it a season. hey, let’s get to the juice bar and order a shake.” The End… And that generally sums up the past two years of Power Rangers. A shitload of thoughtless fanwankery and absolutely no substance. And that was evident in the lack of closure. Now some people will argue that Zeo had no closure… and I could partially believe that, but in retrospect, Zeo was a permanent end, but rather it was another season. The same cast was returning for the following year’s Turbo incarnation. This cast of Megaforce Rangers are not coming back for Dino Charge; that’s a new team of cats assuming those powers. Megaforce is never going to be featured in any large scale capacity beyond this point… and yet there’s no closure. It’s just one huge colossal fanwank after another… and nothing to show for it.
Now, Gokaiger was a bit of a fanwank in itself, but it was fanwank done well. They brought back old Sentai warriors in meaningful cameos over the course of the series, there was a rhyme or reason for things, and it felt like a celebration of Super Sentai in that there were touches and nuances and callbacks to the history of that franchise that meant something. And if you were a longtime fan or even remotely familiar with the Sentai series, you’d got something out of it. Super Megaforce, on the other hand… felt lazy. There was so much potential to celebrate the franchise since that’s what you were hyping this as; a celebration of 21 years of Power Rangers. And I felt we didn’t get that. I felt that this was shallow. This had no heart. And I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but the 2-part Once A Ranger travesty did a better job of celebrating the franchise’s fifteenth anniversary than this entire series did in celebrating the twentieth. And Once A Ranger, for all intents and purposes, was a truly horrible episode, smack dab in the middle of perhaps the absolute worst incarnation of Power Rangers in Operation Overdrive. But it did more with the veteran Rangers than Super Megaforce.
They brought back 10 past Rangers to make meaningless cameos in the finale, only a couple had lines, there was an unhealthy dose of a JDF wankfest, and none of it mattered. All those other actors who turned the offer down or all those other actors who did accept the offer but were uninvited due to “budgetary reasons?” All those guys dodged a bullet. It was just them in suits for about a minute or two. And they meant nothing because the rest of this war was just the same Sentai footage they’ve been showing for the past two years, with maybe a couple shots in. They were just some old faces to give the fans something to jerk off to. And whatever negative thoughts that I levy towards the concept, you cannot blame the actors, whether it’d be the returning veterans or the Megaforce cast especially, because you could only do some much with shitty writing that it becomes a futile effort. And the actors did what they could, for better or worse. Not a bad looking group of kids, but they had fuck all to work with.
Super Megaforce had the potential to be something worthy of the 20 year history and it was squandered by producers and writers who gave no fucks about the history of the show. Super Megaforce had the potential to dwell into the mythology and the lore of the series whole and it was never realized. And before anyone brings it up; no, the Astronema headshot doesn’t count. Jesus Christ, the reaction that this completely superfluous, tact-on gimmick has been getting confounds me. So it’s referencing a bit line in a past episode where Astronema and Ashley switch bodies – Power Rangers In Space Episode 19: Invasion Of The Body Switcher – and there’s a completely tacked-on headshot for no reason whatsoever than for purely fanwanking purposes. If you wanted to make the Karone/Astronema callback, there were so many better ways to do it during the actual episode than just “Ooh, giddy. I lovez being da Powah rangah. Headshot” And everybody goes CONTINUITY!
Where was this supposed attention to continuity when they had that episode taking place in the RPM dimension of Corinth and instead of a desolate wasteland, it’s a futuristic city? Where was this attention to continuity when they decided to toss in random pre-Zyuranger Sentai teams and pass them off as legendary, when there is no in-continuity context to consider them as such? Where was this attention to continuity when you had a Red Ranger with constant dreams and visions to this eventual legendary gathering of Japanese stuntpeople and there was no attempt to explain how or why he got these dreams? Hell, there’s no explanation as to how these Ranger keys that enable these Megaforce rangers to change into other forms work… are they the old powers? Are they copies? There are so many snafus, inconsistencies, and omissions in regards to the grander continuity of things that it comes off as half-assed and lazy. There was no consideration, no due diligence, no respect towards the Power Rangers franchise’s rich 20 year history… but tack on a random headshot on a former villain without actually referencing her past villainy in order for there to be context for those who might wonder what the fuck that was and give her a completely generic line that says NOTHING and could’ve been spoken by ANYONE and all is forgiven… because nobody in their right mind is going to have a past Ranger say “I HATE being a Power Ranger.”
This season, this finale, this MOMENT, was apparently made for the fans, the longtime fans who stuck with the series, the longtime fans who were there from the very beginning. And if you enjoyed the series, then good for you. More power to you. But, as someone who has been there from the beginning, who has stuck with the series every step of the way, who has followed the series even when it was impossible for me to watch the show through direct means, who has dabbled in telling a few stories, in buying the VHS tapes, the DVD collections, the video games… I may not interact in the Rangerboards or any of those forums, but I follow the series through the good times and the bad. So, I’d like to think of myself as one of those fans that this series tried to satisfy… and as such, speaking as someone who is a fan, this was disappointing. This felt like someone producing a series with some haphazard references and callbacks tossed in without rhyme or reason and saying it’s done for the fans, using an anniversary as an excuse to produce pure mediocrity.
If nothing else, this season had made me weary of approaching anything that is claimed to be “made for fans” and expect it to be anything worthwhile… because if something is advertised to be “made for the fans”, it probably means it’s going to suck. And… yep, that’s what it was…
Looking back, everyone has their own ideas and their own visions as to how an ideal celebration of an anniversary should play out. To some, what we got was good enough. To others, what we got was an insult. From my vantage point, this was a letdown. And there were some things that I thought would’ve done justice to the anniversary deal; maybe more meaningful cameos or guest appearances in every episode like they sorta did in Gokaiger, maybe try to theme episodes around specific seasons because, why not… or, you know, since the whole thing was aping Mighty Morphin to begin with, see about trying to get the original cast together to sort of fill the role the veterans got, but in a different context… pipe dream, but it could’ve happened… there’s a bunch of good ideas you could go for to make a worthy while anniversary season.
But at the end of the day, the best way to produce an anniversary season worth its salt? Just produce good TV. Have a group of people gain powers to morph into spandex-garbed superheroes fighting against rubber monsters with their giant Megazords and battlizer things and tell good stories. Give us a cast of characters that are relateable, commendable, and possess enough depth and characterization that we’d care about their struggles. A good group of heroes, a good group of villains, a solid supporting cast of characters, some great storytelling, some good action, some good cheese… just something that I can sit back, enjoy, and buy into.
That’s all I could ever want from a typical season of Power Rangers, that’s all I could ever hope for from a typical season of Power Rangers, and ultimate, that’s exactly what I DIDN’T get with Power Rangers Megaforce, SUPER or otherwise.
For The Doom And Gloom Individuals Who Claim DixieLand Is On Its Last Legs…
I find it absolutely amazing that there has been more postings regarding a wrestling promotion I don’t follow much beyond online clips and recaps in recent weeks. My god, what is the world coming to?
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Thoughts On… Eric Young As TNA World Champ
Note: Originally written last Sunday.
I want to nibble on TNA booking Eric Young to win their World Champion on the same week that saw Daniel Bryan Danielson get his Wrestlemania moment and win the WWE Heavyweight Championship. I was going to do this in a video log format, but I’m not really going to bother because there’s really not much to say and what I do have to say doesn’t need any mincing of words, so I’ll just say it.
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The Winners And Losers Of 2013
Yesterday’s edition of the DTM-Cast was the final episode to be posted in 2013. And in what I hope would be a regular occurence going forward, I felt it was appropriate to debut the annual Year In Review that we’d do every year around this time. So, for those who caught yesterday’s show, you’ve got a heads up on The Winners And Losers of 2013 list. And you can listen to that show here if desired.
This text version is slightly more complete than what was heard on audio, as I’ve since added a couple more entries here and there. I wanted this list to be a little more fleshed out, since I felt that last year’s list was a little lackluster in terms of picking the meat. In what I hope will be a regular occurance, I started the list early and began compiling possible nominations on the fly. Whatever comes to mind got added to the list and as time went on, the list would be revised with entries added and even dropped until the final list below.
Anywhoo… full list after the break…
The Classic Game Room/YouTube Content ID Thingamabog
This was a topic that I touched on in the recent episode of the DTM-Cast, but since THAT episode has been removed for reasons unknown to me (and a subsequent “protest” edition has been posted in its place), I’ve decided to post the text I wrote up regarding the matter here. You can find that after the break…
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How Bad Is TNA Right Now? You Tell Me, ‘Cuz I Don’t Know.
You may have noticed a rather sizable lack of TNA mentions here, outside of a couple snips here or there. In fact, last night was a PPV of sorts. Their big event, it seems. I will be completely honest with you; I haven’t been following the show. Nothing going on there that appeals to me. The only thing I’ve really been following is the various “news” bits about how TNA is in bad shape or something and that’s something that I really don’t want to comment on because I can’t think of any creative quips or jokes that hasn’t already been brought up.
I do have a couple stray thoughts, though.
A friend of mine brought up the PPV this morning in an e-mail. He had apparently seen it and said that it was not that great of a show, calling it one of the worst “big shows” he’s seen in quite a while. I really didn’t say anything because I didn’t watch the PPV… I didn’t even know there was a PPV until I checked my e-mail this morning.
I think, for all the moves made and for all the quips shot, the biggest issue with TNA is that there’s nothing about them and nothing about what they do that I can’t get better elsewhere. If I wanted a compelling storyline with authority figures, I’d go watch the current WWE product, which is actually producing something that is not only interesting, but also makes for great television in spite of a few dumb moves such as bullshit finishes to PPV events. If I wanted great wrestling and great athletics, I’ll go pop in a DVD or VHS of an old wrestling show; or I’ll look it up online on YouTube or whatever. And if I wanted Wrestlecrap live and in living color… well, I still have a couple old tapes of some WCW 2000 material laying around somewhere… and there’s the website of the same name.
In the eleven years since its inception, I’ve yet to see TNA do anything that has significantly wowed me or impressed me enough to go out and follow their product. In fact, I could barely recall any major moves they made that convinced me that they could actually step up and be a true competitor to Vince McMahon. The closest I felt where they had a shot was when they signed Kurt Angle back in 2006 and made it a big deal, because it was. Of all the WWE outcasts signed by the company, Kurt Angle was probably one of the company’s biggest stars, having been a World Champion just months prior to his release and no doubt being one of the big focal points of the ECW revival experiment.
And for TNA to grab onto Kurt Angle shortly afterwards and push him to the stars, you had a feeling that this could be a step in the right direction and that TNA would have a legitimate shot at taking their business to the next level and start growing into something bigger and better. Unfortunately, that was the only time where such a shot existed. From there, nothing the company did would make a dent or further their “growth” as a viable alternative to WWE. They were always that wrestling show where you see was on TV one night, give it a watch, thought it was alright, and moved on to something else without giving it a second thought. And sadly, nothing they did would alter that perception, whether it’d be retaining the TV-14 rating to counter WWE’s PG product or reducing the number of PPVs per year or taking the show on road for live TV tapings. I’m not even going to mention some of the ill-advised and ill-conceived moves they made that they thought were good ideas, but really weren’t.
This isn’t intended to be an attack on TNA or “hater” fuel or anything of the sort. In fact, speaking as someone who bore witness to the initial outings of the company when they were putting out weekly PPV events and had an association with the NWA, I have to commend the company for sticking around for as long as they have. It’s a shame, though, that the best compliment I have for TNA is that “they’re still there.” I would surmise that just “being there” is not quite the same as doing well and prospering, which I sincerely doubt they’re doing right now. Here’s how I see it; at best, the company will probably make a couple moves here and there to keep their heads above water and at least give Spike a show that’ll make them happy, at least… At worst, the company will either go under or be sold off in bits and pieces and it won’t be long before WWE gets their hands on the tape library.
One way or another, there’s going to be someone who will have a legitimate shot at being a competitor and an alternative to WWE’s sports-entertainment product and I welcome the day when that happens because then this form of entertainment that I’ve followed since 1997 will start becoming very interesting in that long-term period. That someone, however, is not Dixie Carter and TNA.
And that’s the bottom line…
Please Don’t Use Ad Blockers… You’ll Make The Love Hog Sad.
So Lewis “Linkara” Lovhaug (that guy who claims to review bad comics but ends up just reading them to you and saying it sucks) made a video that came off as disturbing. It was a video where he spent almost six minutes talking about the “evils” of ad blocking and why people should disable them when watching his videos. There has already been a bit of discussion regarding this video, including a couple videos from Asalieri2 that were done from a biased point of view… biased by his own admission, he has said that much. And I so figure I toss in my ten cents on the matter… Yes, the expression usually goes “toss in my two cents” or “penny for your thoughts”, but Canada did discontinue the penny this year, so I go with the next best thing.
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My Wii Wii Has Shrunk… Or Something…
With the recent announcement that Nintendo is going to be phasing out the more worthless Wii online services at the tail end of June, it seems like the writing is on the wall before support for Nintendo’s miracle machine goes the way of the original Xbox. So… since the eventually will come when Nintendo will drop all support for the console sooner or later to focus their efforts on the Wii U, which apparently isn’t doing so well…
Look, let me go off on a bit of a tangent here. I’m not entirely upset by Nintendo’s decision to abandon the Wii. They have a new console and they want to focus mostly on that. The Wii isn’t going to last forever, I get that. I’m not bothered by that. Even when all the online services are retired on Wii, I’ll still be playing my classic Virtual Console stuff, Wiiware stuff, and the few wrestling games I have for the console… and Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom. Can’t forget about that one. So, I like my Wii. I don’t regret buying one since I got it for my needs and it suited that just fine. And it will continue to do so longer after the console is relegated to a retro console thirty years down the line.
Here’s the thing that iffs me a bit. Wii has a rather large install base. Whether you like the console or not, you cannot deny that in terms of pure hardware sales and JUST hardware sales, Wii sold more units than its two high-definition competitors. It won that battle. And yet when Wii U comes out, Nintendo decides to drop support for those almost hundred million Wiis they sold. Not outright, but aside from a digital Wiiware game here or an oddball Virtual Console game there, Wii isn’t getting any new games any time soon, if at all. Some of the more worthless online services such as the News channel, Weather channel, Card Reading channel… those channels you don’t use that often, if at all? Gone and done by the end of June. Probably won’t be long before online components for games such as Smash Bros. or Mario Kart Wii go the way of Xbox Live on the original Xbox.
It’s not the fact that Nintendo is slowly abandoning the Wii; that much is expected. It’s the fact that they’re abandoning it already… and with a massive install base who they’re hoping will jump over to the Wii U because… because… well, it’s that “because” that Nintendo have a hard time trying to sell, isn’t it? Not everyone who owns a Wii will immediately jump at a Wii U, not with what little software there is to entice them. I certainly won’t be getting a Wii U anytime soon.
Let me put this in another way and use Sony as an example. The Playstation 2 is the undisputed best-selling video game console of all time, having sold well over 150 million units as of 2011. In fact, the only other video game console to come CLOSE to that number is a handheld; specifically, Nintendo’s DS handheld system. The second best-selling video game home console of all time, the original Playstation? 100 million units and the Wii is not that far with a little over 99 million units. That’s not conjecture nor an opinion. It’s the truth. The PS2 has outsold every video game console ever made.
And it’s only been discontinued RECENTLY.
Launched in 2000… retired in 2013… that’s a long amount of time to support one console. And some people might bitch, but I think it’s a smart move. Because there is a large install base with the PS2 and Sony didn’t just drop the console. They still supported it with games and releasing hardware revisions at a couple points here and there. PS2 thrived even during a generation ruled by high-definition consoles and motion control fads. Hell, even the original Playstation still had some support during the early years of its successor.
And then there’re examples close to home. The original NES was still getting games up until 1994, when the 16-bit video game wars was reaching its peak. The Super NES was still getting games until the turn of the decade when Playstation and N64 and Saturn were the go-to consoles, the in things. I could understand dropping the Gamecube when Wii came out in 2006, because the Gamecube wasn’t a big seller… Wii was and is a big seller for Nintendo, almost close to that 100 million mark only the DS and Game Boy handhelds have managed to break. And yet Nintendo decides to abandon that install base so soon?
That’s what irks me, perplexes me, and disappoints me… but I’m not upset by this. Not entirely…
Wow… that was some tangent… I forgot what I was going to talk about here… oh well…