Classic Bite Commentary #32 – May 2nd, 2003

It’s May 2nd. It’s The Rock’s birthday, you stupid son of a bitch.

A long delay between commentaries… I apologize. I was supposed to have TWO commentaries up prior to this one, but forgot to upload them. Hey, it happens. Anyway, I uploaded one of the lost commentaries up.

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Classic Bite Commentary #31 – April 28th, 2003

Hey kids. How’s it going? Sorry about not posting my Backlash predictions or another Bite article on time, but I forgot. In any case, I’ll probably post up match results some time near the end of the week.

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Classic Bite Commentary #29 – April 20th, 2003

A new year falls upon us… okay, that could have been said seven days ago, but so what? The first Bite of 2003 is gonna be longer than the rest of the pack. In fact, it could very well be the longest piece I have written.

NOTE: This happens to be posted a day late, so any comments written in bold italics are last-minute additions.

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Nostalgia Does NOT Equal Ratings

Something is filling the air of World Wrestling Entertainment since the purchase of World Championship Wrestling from AOL/Time Warner back on March 2001. Vince McMahon should be living the time of his life – after a long struggle, he had beaten the last major wrestling federation and is the only big-time league in North America. With the possibilities of a new and improved WCW on the horizon and potential inter-promotional matches that were only the stuff of dreams, it seemed like McMahon was ready to begin a new era with a bang and take his wrestling company to the next level.

Of course, things did not exactly work that way.

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Classic Bite Commentary #28 – April 8th, 2003

Welcome folks to another dry commentary. Hockey season is over and I finish the pool 10 points short of third place. Waaa! I’ll get my frickin’ revenge next season!!! Then again, such a position is not bad for a guy who knows fuck all about hockey. So, because of my depressed state, I’ll keep this short and sweet.

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Classic Bite Commentary #26 – March 25th, 2003

Yes, kids. After what seems like an eternity, I have finally updated this quaint little website. And yes, I have provided another quaint little commentary for you to read. It has been a long time since the last time I wrote this… almost a month, but that could only mean a longer, juicier commentary for you.

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