Disclaimer: The author acknowledges that Castlevania and all related characters is a trademark of Konami and not of the author.
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Disclaimer: The author acknowledges that Castlevania and all related characters is a trademark of Konami and not of the author.
Continue reading “Abandoned Castlevania II Fanfic – The Second Quest (Part 3)”
Digging through the hard drive archives and came across this thing, which is an old follow-up to Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest that I had started writing and eventually abandoned. I’ll be posting the few completed chapters I have online and maybe even include notes on what would’ve been the rest of the story… but unless something happens that gives me a sudden urge of creative inspiration, don’t expect a complete story out of this.
Disclaimer: The author acknowledges that Castlevania and all related characters is a trademark of Konami and not of the author.
Continue reading “Abandoned Castlevania II Fanfic – The Second Quest (Part 2)”
Digging through the hard drive archives and came across this thing, which is an old follow-up to Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest that I had started writing and eventually abandoned. I’ll be posting the few completed chapters I have online and maybe even include notes on what would’ve been the rest of the story… but unless something happens that gives me a sudden urge of creative inspiration, don’t expect a complete story out of this.
Disclaimer: The author acknowledges that Castlevania and all related characters is a trademark of Konami and not of the author.
Continue reading “Abandoned Castlevania II Fanfic – The Second Quest (Part 1)”
There’s a running theme to this and other musings… see if you can catch it.
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The Power Rangers… concocted when creator Haim Saban got inspired by Japanese programming to do a show about kids in costumes fighting rubber monsters with their nice weapons and giant Megazord robot. A simple premise that somehow got over with the kids, Power Rangers was a big thing back in its day… and with a big thing comes the video games. While Bandai released some platform-based brawling games for the Game Boy and SNES, Sega released one-on-one fighting games for the Sega Genesis and Sega Game Gear. Those Sega games were actually pretty good and even the Nintendo ones had their moments… but then Sega still had another “console” to make a game for. And so they begat this game for their Sega CD console. Unlike the Genesis and GG versions, this was an Full-Motion-Video style game… much like most of the Sega CD’s library of video games. Now I don’t particularly care for FMV games, but I did play this one since one of my buddies still had a copy… now I wish I hadn’t.
Now before we jump ahead, I should probably let on that I’m into this Power Rangers stuff. I’ve seen the shows and movies, played the games, read some of the comics, and even wrote a few fanfics. It pretty much helped to reinforce my resistance to terrible movies and video games, giving me somewhat jaded tastes. So, in reference to another review for this game, I can stomach this stuff quite well. That having been said, no amount of resistance and stomaching could blind me from seeing what a putrid release I’ve been hit with. It absolutely boggles the mind how something like this came to be.
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It’s Friday the 13th. And we all know what that means… Another Bite commentary. And so enough of the fluffy introductions you probably skip over anyway and let’s get on with the show. I’ll try and make sure that there is more than enough material.
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Because after a while, who’s left to fight?
(2021 Update: Unearthed from the archives for the first time, a previously unpublished Bite commentary, found among other things that I thought had been lost forever.)
Hey, kids. I wanted to get this out sooner, but I needed a day or two to process things and, really, I’m not sure if I want to spend this column talking about anything else since there is only one piece of business.
Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #56 – September 26th, 2006”
Anyone who has been to a wrestling website or has seen the recent TNA PPV knows what I’m talking about: former Olympian and former WWE champion Kurt Angle has signed with TNA wrestling. When people last saw Angle, he was fired by WWE so that he can heal. Roughly a few weeks later, he signs with the distant competition.
It’s not a big surprise. From the instant Kurt got canned, almost everyone was calling it. Some people saw through the transparent desires of doing MMA bouts and said he would show up on TNA.
So yeah, I can say I saw it coming… but not this soon.
I wonder what Vince is thinking now…
More on this later tonight…
Hi there and welcome to another monthly Bite commentary. Tonight is PPV night and I guess I should be excited, but the truth is I’m somewhat unsettled and for good reason. I have been somewhat unsettled for the past few days now and quite frankly, it’s making me sick.
Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #55 – September 17th, 2006”