IMPACT (May 12th, 2011) – The Network’s Revenge? More like The Network’s Migraine

So, as I said, I’m sitting down to watch TNA Impact and I’ll be pointing out thoughts, observations, results, and whatnots. So let’s begin this show, shall we? TNA boasts that they’re a wrestling show… here’s their chance to sell me on their wrestling.

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COMIC REVIEW – Batman: A Death In The Family

You know, it’s hard to go back to this one nowadays. Not because it’s a bad story or anything; on the contrary, A Death In The Family is probably one of the better Batman stories out there, even when you take the controversial circumstances surrounding its conception out of the equation. But rather because the big twist would be undone a decade after the fact and thus the impact of the story is ultimately lost.

So this is the story commonly known for the death of Jason Todd – at the time, the second character to assume the mantle of Robin and a somewhat unpopular character due to his more impulsive nature compared to the original Robin, Dick Grayson – who had assumed the identity of Nightwing by that point. In a rather bold and unorthodox move for its day, DC would place the fate of Jason Todd in the hands of its readership by way of a telephone poll where caller would call one of two numbers to determine whether Todd would survive his fatal blows or perish… and callers voted to kill the character off by an extremely slim margin, much to the chagrin and outrage of the mass media, appalled by the idea of DC killing off one of their most well-known characters, even if it isn’t technically the same character they were thinking of.

While A Death In The Family might be known for the killing of a major character, it shouldn’t detract from the fact that everything that comes before and after the scene of the crime is excellent, beginning with Jason Todd coming across information regarding the location of his birth mother in some foreign land. Unfortunately, also in this foreign land is the Joker. Things pick up steam, then Robin gets killed off, and now Batman has to deal with grief and a desire to end the Joker once and for all; a task that becomes a bit more complicated.

A Death In The Family remains one of the perennial Batman stories ever tol. Not only due to its main climax, but also for being a solid story overall with some fantastic art from Jim Aparo and Mike DeCarlo. And while Jason Todd has long since been resurrected because DC has run out of original ideas, thus rendering the big climatic turning point moot, this is still a good thrilling read from the days when such stories were done on a regular basis. Recommended.

Jerry Lawler Still Employed After Choking Michael Cole

Michael Cole does his best Justin Roberts impersonation.

Breaking News: Jerry The King Lawler has not been fired for choking Michael Cole with a tie. Daniel Bryan Danielson, who was once fired for choking ring announcer Justin Roberts with a tie, has cried foul, but nobody listened nor cared.

RAW (May 9th, 2011) – “Meh” thoughts on a “Meh” RAW

So we open up RAW with Alberto del Rio coming into the ring and cutting a nice promo. Then Rey Mysterio shows up and cuts his usual promo.  Then Miz shows up and cuts his crybaby promo. Then R-Truth shows up and yaps incoherently as I try to decipher what he’s trying to say. The point is that the Raw GM chimes and books a triple threat match between ADR, Rey Mysterio, and Miz… and with R-Truth spazzing because he got hosed again. He leave and the other three fights.

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VLOG – The Apocalypse Is Coming… I Guess…


According to Google, people are predicting that the world will end on May 21, 2011… Indeed…

Conveniently, it lands on a Saturday. Nice.

Assuming I’m still alive past that point, I will have 24-hour-long coverage and compile it in a blog post… or video log… or something…

So… yeah.

Wonderful weather we’re having here…

Vegas-vacationing NDP Member of Parlament still missing.

Source: http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/decision-canada/still+missing+action/4735552/story.html

For those who don’t know, Canada recently had a federal election, the end result being Stephen Harper’s Conservatives finally having gotten their long-sought majority government. Serving as the Official Opposition in Parliament is Jack Layton’s New Democrat Party… their first time in that position actually.
Why is this remotely interesting? See, while most nominees for their riding were busy campaign, the same cannot be said for NDP Berthier-Maskinonge Candidate, Ruth Ellen Brosseau, who spent the entire campaign trail vacationing in Las Vegas. I wouldn’t be surprised if she wasn’t even remotely aware that she actually won.

Oops…

Jack’s off to a great start…

VLOG – So A Couple Days Ago… I Picked Up Final Fantasy IV for PSP

To celebrate the occasion, I show off some packaging… and attempt to open a pack of cards…

NOTE: Video was rendered on April 30th… but I’m only posting it now because I forgot about it… Oops.

Will post a follow-up impressions video that I was filming footage for just now.

Yeah… About that Christian World Title Reign…

To anyone who wished him the best of luck and hopes that he has a long and fruitful World Championship reign…

DON’T watch Smackdown this Friday. Hell, don’t watch the video I made using Youtube’s Search Story gimmick because that spoils the whole thing.

Oh… and while we’re talking stupid shit in wrestling, there are so many talented women out there in the TNA roster they could’ve brought in to get the prestigious spot of Kurt Angle’s mistress… and they bring out CHYNA?!!

Jesus Christ, these guys are morons.