COMIC REVIEW – Justice League: The Nail (1998)

(2025 Update: The original version of this review erroneously stated this miniseries was published in 2004, when, in fact, it was Justice League: Another Nail – the sequel to this series from ’98 – that was published in 2004.)

Justice League: The Nail is an Elseworlds miniseries from 1998 that features an intriguing premise; the Kents runs over a nail that causes one of their tires to go flat, thus preventing them from discovering the Kryptonian rocket carrying its last son and negating Superman. The idea of a Justice League without a Superman of any kind is somewhat interesting and there’s a way to go about it that makes it compelling stuff.

And at first, it seems somewhat promising. A world where metahumans and vigilantism are viewed upon far less favorably than usual, the paths of various heroes, villains, and supporting players taking different turns ranging from drastic to not so far from the beaten path, and just an otherwise darker slant on the narrative of the DC Universe. I’d be lying if I said there wasn’t a part of me that wanted to see this initial set-up go beyond the mere three-issue prestige miniseries format.

Unfortunately, by the time you get to the climatic finale in the last issue, the central premise of the book is basically undone and things somewhat take a turn towards the standard fare. I’m sorry if that comes off as a bit spoiler-y – not that it would matter since we already have a sequel mini whose covers spoiled the whole thing anyway – but sadly, once The Nail introduces another central character late in the game, it all becomes clear how this ends up going.

It’s a bit of a shame because The Nail is a really good story up to that point and Alan Davis’s art only compliments the narrative; a vibrant, colorful visual presentation with classical depictions of these heroes contrasting the less-than-cheery world they live in. If not for the final moments of the story, this could’ve been an interesting take on the lore.

As it is, it’s still a really good story and probably one of the better Elseworlds stories I’ve read, but it could’ve been so much more if it had stuck the course.

DTM BLOG Classics #07 – The “Saga” Of The “Secret” Spider-Man Movie

Today, I’m going to be revisiting something I’ve touched on a couple times on the old DTM Blog and frequently updated on the old Webstation. Considering that there’s a Spider-Man reboot in the midsts, it might seem appropriate to take a look back at this rather bewildering project that ultimately went nowhere. And while I will generally avoid adding in my own modern-day additions to the proceedings, I will add a couple notes here and there (usually denoted as such and in bold).

Originally posted July 27th, 2004, with additional postscripts and addendum posted later on.

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DTM BLOG Classics #6 – The Earth Is Sick

A recent posting at Rangerboard (or is it Rangerborad? Who knows?) had someone deduce that the Asian tsunamis, earthquakes, and all-around shitty weather in certain parts of the world is Mother Nature’s way of puking because the Earth is sick. Well, dude, Earth has been sick for a very long time; natural disasters happen as often as they can. Trying to make the world a better place isn’t going to stop that.

While there has been some intelligent responses, leave it to one of the moderators to put in a stupid response by reciting this clever peace… er, piece from a familiar:

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Christopher Reeve (September 25, 1952 – October 10, 2004)

From USA Today:

Christopher Reeve, the star of the Superman movies whose near-fatal riding accident nine years ago turned him into a worldwide advocate for spinal cord research, died Sunday of heart failure, his publicist said. He was 52.

Reeve fell into a coma Saturday after going into cardiac arrest while at his New York home, his publicist, Wesley Combs told The Associated Press by phone from Washington, D.C., on Sunday night. His family was at his side at the time of death.

I just found out a short while ago and all I can say is… WOW. The phrase “Death of Superman” has never been more truer than it is today. And just when he was on the verge of beating his paralysis… this is truly a sad day.

You’ll be sorely missed, Mr. Reeve. R.I.P.

COMIC REVIEW – Marvel Knights: Spider-Man #5

Well, this has been an interesting ride.

Since the start of Spider-Man’s Marvel Knights run, we’ve seen Ben Parker’s tombstone defiled, Aunt May kidnapped, Spidey get beat up, Spidey get beat up some more, and a guy who knows that Spidey is really Peter Parker, which makes one of a select few who has managed to acquire this information through some unknown means… or maybe he saw Spider-Man 2 too. Oh yeah, ol’ webhead was lying in a hospital bed without his mask and some jabronie manages to take a quick picture of our unconscious hero and sell it to good ol’ Jonah Jameson, the Daily Bugle editor.

Riveting stuff, isn’t it?

So now, we open up Issue 5 (the first chapter of the series’ second story-arc) with good ol’ Parker waking up and finding out that his face is plastered on the front page of the Daily Bugle, with good ol’ Jonah issuing a reward to anyone who can identify the battered face despite it being half covered in the mask. Of course, no one bothered to explain why said picture wasn’t taken when he didn’t have the mask on, but that’s another story in itself.

(Now, see, if Jonah were to have issued that bounty in the Spider-Man 2 movie, chances are a train full of people would have been rich by now, but that’s besides the point.)

So, for the first part of this arc featuring Venom as the main bad guy (not again), it’s seemingly a rehash of a classic plot device, but so was the kidnapping of Aunt May… and stories with no basis other than Spider-Man getting a big time @$$-kicking from the villain of the month is also nothing new. But I’m not complaining, because I’m actually enjoying this run. It seems a little darker than the other Spider-man titles, although not by much. The accompanying art is amazing; great detail, great choice of colors and tones, and panel layout is alright too. It doesn’t look as cartoony as the other Spider books and that’s probably a good thing considering the feel of this book, which is grimmer than the others. On the other hand, it is somewhat humorless, which is something that has been a key factor of Spider-Man. Maybe Spidey’s wit got transplanted into Superman for Action Comics.

In any case, Spider-Man’s venture into the Marvel Knights brand is a good contrast to the Amazing (which reveals Gwen Stacy was pregnant – sorry if I spoiled it for you) and the Spectacular (which has Spidey turning into a mutant spider – and also features a Klingon wedding). This issue is no exception. While it’s too early to tell if the second arc is any good, if it’s as good as the first, then it’s worth sticking around for the rest of the ride.

Classic Bite Commentary #26 – March 25th, 2003

Yes, kids. After what seems like an eternity, I have finally updated this quaint little website. And yes, I have provided another quaint little commentary for you to read. It has been a long time since the last time I wrote this… almost a month, but that could only mean a longer, juicier commentary for you.

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Power Rangers Beginnings (2003 Edit For Fanfiction.Net)

Been a while since I did these repost things. I guess I better learn to start following up on scheduling issues, but that’s always been an issue with me, I suppose.

Power Rangers Beginnings, my first offering into the realm of fanfiction, was originally posted in 2001 on the old DTM Webstation site when it was laying around on Tripod. The story eventually got a slight edit in 2003 when it was posted on the Fanfiction.Net account, which is what this repost happens to be.

This thing is roughly ten years old and even with some minor edits and fixes, it hasn’t aged all that well. I’m trying to get a major revision worked on, but that’s going to be a while.

Disclaimer: The author would like to clarify that Power Rangers and its characters is owned by Saban Brands and not the author.

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In a time of great strife, a legendary interdimensional being known as Zordon came to the city of Angel Grove to establish a vanguard in the never ending struggle against evil. With the aid of his trusted assistant, Alpha 5, the noble master sought out five extraordinary teenagers and gave them the power to transform into an unstoppable fighting force. In time of great need, the young heroes could now call upon colossal assault vehicles known as “Zords”. While the identity of the five remained a guarded secret, their courageous exploits soon became the stuff of legend, earning them the title… The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers… this is the beginning of their story and how they came to be…

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Classic Bite Commentary #21 – December 3rd, 2002

Hey kids. The past few days has been uneventful to say the least. Yeah, I know. The past few commentaries haven’t been particularly long (and the Jar-Jar thing was absolutely pathetic). Since NS is only going to air in February and since I’m keeping any wrestling-related comments to a minimum, there’s not much material for me to use anyway. However, there are some stuff I want to get off my chest and some stuff;

(2015 Dave Says: The “Jar-Jar thing” refers to a period of time when I had used an external gimmick to re-transcribe my website into Jar-Jar speak. In essence, every page would appear as though it was written by Jar Jar. There was even a commentary written in this form, though without said gimmick, the commentary was pretty worthless. It was a rather lousy gimmick that probably would’ve worked better as an April Fools gag, but then again, maybe not.)

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