A Rare Dose Of Canadian Politics

You know what? I hate interjecting politics of any kind on the blog or in any of my web projects… but I just have to ask for your indulgence just this once… please? I promise I will never bring politics up again… intentionally. We cool? OK. Here We Go…

Another comment on a Montreal Gazette article… this time regarding an 18-year-old college student running for a seat in the Quebec provincial election. The article itself is nothing special, but there’s only a couple comments I’d like to comment on, particularly on a couple quotes from the PQ candidate Daniella Johnson-Meneghin, who is surprisingly shocked by the lack of enthusiasm in the current Quebec election. As is the norm, text from the source article are in italics.

“Look at me, look what I’m doing. I’m running for the experience, and to inspire young people.”

Yeah, that’s nice, dear. It’s always good to encourage these young teenagers to use their newfound ability to vote for one of three different flavors of Quebec separatists. Excellent goal indeed.

Though this is the sixth federal, provincial or municipal vote in Montreal in five years – the first-time candidate says she’s shocked by the lack of interest.

O RLY?… I don’t have a fucking owl, let’s move on.

“Is it that much of a burden to go to vote?” she asks the cynics.

One of the cynics – the one writing this very blog – replies with a bewildered tone, “Um… for the second time in two months? Um, er… YES”

“There are so many countries that would wish to have democracies like ours,” Johnson-Meneghini tells them. “And we complain about that?”

Yes, they would be happy to have democracies like ours… but they’d be better off having democracies like the Americans, who only have two significant parties and as such only have elections every four years… much better system overall and also more consistant.

The article does make a note that Johnson-Meneghini’s motherland of Argentina makes voting a compulsary passage… which means that their system is more stable and most people who don’t have a viable choice to vote for usually spoil their vote – another equally powerful message to the candidates.

Of course, the plucky candidate points out some significant results that voting will get you.

“Look at the ADQ; nobody ever thought they would end up with 41 seats (in the last election).”

And after this election, the ADQ will be lucky enough to hold on to one seat, if any.

“And look at (U.S. President-elect) Barack Obama.”

Yes… let’s look at the half-black president elect who had TWO YEARS to campaign for one election… and who had the incredible advantage of not being in the same political party as BUSH.

“This is change that nobody thought would happen, but did because people went out to vote and they changed history.”

Yes, you have presented a couple examples. Now let me present my own example… a little federal election that we had back in October of this year. What happened? NOTHING. We went in with a minority Harper government and we went out with a minority Harper government. No history changed there, huh?! And you’re wondering why people are fed up with another fucking election! There’s no motive behind these elections other than to cash in on some high approval ratings so that the present minority government could somehow sucker enough voters to give them a majority government so that they can do whatever the fuck they want without the threat of the opposition parties taking them down with a no-confidence vote and forcing everyone to vote again.

Sorry about the run-on. It’s just too damn frustrating to think about these things.

Let me be clear on this. I like the democratic process. I like the fact that we have this hard-fought ability to vote for our leaders. Our ancestors who have fought and died for this freedom would not want us to take this right for granted.

It sucks that less people are showing up to polls to vote than ever… on the other hand, it sucks that these elections are no longer about choosing a leader and direction in government, but rather a matter of whether the current leader (or new leader) gets a majority government or not. There’s nothing historic about that.

The only historical footnote in the recent federal election was that Harper had headed the longest running minority government ever, according to fact checkers. So what?

The only historical footnote in this provincial election is that there’s a woman involved… a woman who is partly responsible for the lack of doctors in Quebec. Oh yeah, shit like that is definitely worthy of an Obama comparison.

And you know what the truly sad thing about all this? With all the shit going on in Ottawa, I wouldn’t be surprised that we’d get ANOTHER federal election in a couple months time. So we have an economic crisis on our hands, lots of people are worried about their savings and stuff, but apparently there’s enough money to throw ANOTHER FUCKING FEDERAL ELECTION JUST A SHORT TIME AFTER WE JUST FUCKING HAD A FUCKING FEDERAL ELECTION! THAT BULLSHIT IS MORE WORTHY OF A BUSH COMPARISON THAN ANYTHING ELSE!

But I digress… let’s move on.

The rest of article just details a bit of background on Johnson-Meneghini before touching upon her new party’s “evil” goal.

And when the nagging question of the PQ’s commitment to separating Quebec from the rest of Canada comes up she tries to calm their concerns.

“(PQ leader) Pauline Marois doesn’t want to hold a referendum,” Johnson-Meneghini tells voters, asking them to “look beyond the sovereignty issue.”

Sorry, kid. But a vote for PQ is a vote for separatism. Not gonna happen.

And that’s about it, really. I hope you’ve all enjoyed my explosion into politics. I’ll probably mention the election madness somewhere down the line… after that, that’s it.

There are times where I almost wish I was American…

I said “almost.”

(2019 Update: Daniella Johnson-Meneghin is still in politics as a member of Montreal Mayor Valerie Plante’s cabinet. Well, she’s doing well for herself, at least. Kudos.)

Celebrity Rasslin And Random WWE Bits

So according to TMZ.com, WWE has sent a cease-and-desist letter to Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake, telling him to stop using the name they own. Beefcake is currently featured on Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling show, where a bunch of celebrities learn to wrestle and subsequently forget to do so when their time on the show is done… at least that’s my thought.

Anyway, the golden middle-aged guy who saved wrestling Eric Bischoff posted a comment on his blog, which reveals more about this situation than the TMZ story says. I don’t want to say what he says because I actually want you to read the post… so here it is. Read it and come back.

Now I can’t agree with Uncle Eric about the quality of the show… mostly because I haven’t seen it and most probably won’t unless I move to the states… which isn’t fucking happening, but I will agree on the notion that Vince hates to do new things. That must be why I haven’t seen him do anything new.

While I’m not the biggest fan of past-their-time celebrities wrestling each other in fake matches, it’s at least a different concept and I’m sure the show has its audience. Hopefully it does well and it sticks around for a while.

(2019 Update: What the fuck are you drinking, 2008 Dave? By the way, the winner of the competition was Dennis Rodman, because of course it was.)

So apparently Cena has yet to swap the Big Gold Belt for his usual spinner garbage. I give it about a couple weeks before that happens.

Regarding the tournament… why call it an Intercontinental Championship tournament when the top prize is a shot at the champion himself rather than the title? Who names these things and why are they allowed to live?

So they’re bringing back the Slammy awards… wow, that’s so random.

The McMahon kids… ugh. Please go away… PLEASE GO AWAY! BRING BACK MIKE ADAMLE! At least he was inoffensive… for a time… but definitely more tolerable than the kids…

That’s it for now.

MOVIE REVIEW – Quantum Of Solace (2008)

So I recently got to see the new Bond flick last night… and I liked it.

As a direct sequel to Casino Royale, the story pretty much picks up where that one left off, with Bond wanting revenge for the death of that chick who betrayed him… um yeah, that makes sense. Didn’t he say “the bitch is dead” in the last flick? Um, never mind. Logic aside, the movie has Bond going around the world killing leads all the while trying to get a clue as to who the organization is… or something. You know what, who cares? It’s a movie with some explosions, some action, some seducing ladies to bed, and a lady drowned in oil… because apparently Goldfinger isn’t available to supply gold paint… or whatever.

Despite my snarky comments, I really enjoyed the flick as a sequel. Is it as good as Casino? Probably not… I thought there were a couple of problems with the movie that kept it down a notch. For one thing, the final moments of the film pass by so quickly that you’re left somewhat unsatisfied… and there’re still some unanswered questions that they most likely will resolve in the next film… I know, it’s shameful.

Overall, it’s a good movie and I recommend it.

The Code Was Broken Ages Ago…

In what is undoubtedly the worst kept secret in wrestling (well… at least until the next worst kept secret in wrestling rolls around), former WWE World champion Chris Jericho returns to RAW, sporting shorter hair and a spiffy new entrance. Yeah, they’ll push his return like a big deal for a short while, but then it won’t be long before they have him fighting over Triple H’s dog.

On the flip side, though, is this something you’d want to do with a guy like Chris Jericho? He’s a big name in and out of the ring, he has his own band, he has some mainstream appeal… do you really want to kill that to sate the minds and egos of the little men.

Classic Bite Commentary #83 – November 13th, 2008

USELESS NOTES: Did you know that the Wii has a bit of a feature that records the play times of each game you play during the day? It’s a neat little (useless) feature.

Not much to say, but then there usually isn’t.

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Congrats to Obama

Congratulations to Barack Obama for winning what many considered to be the most important election in American history. In a couple months (and I must stress a couple months), he’ll be inaugurated and be the first African-American to be president since… ever. Now why can’t people say that? People blindly and stupidly refer to the guy as the first black president, when in fact he’s only half-black.

Don’t believe for a second that Obama’s win will bring about immediate change. Any plan that comes to fruition takes time to have any affect and even so, you still have two more months of Dubya to endure.

In any case, I feel bad for John McCain. Don’t get me wrong; I don’t agree on some of his ideas, I do believe that McCain would continue Bush’s wars and even start off some of his own just for kicks, and I cringe at the thought of the most clueless woman being one step away from the most powerful seat in the US, but even so, had he been running against, say, Hilary, he might have had a sporting chance and some of his ideas might actually be different from Bush’s. But against a heavy favorite like Obama, he virtually had no chance.

That… and the endorsement from Dubya pretty much killed off his chances.

So, congrats to Obama. Better luck next time to McCain. Go back to Alaska, Sarah Palin.

So I guess Tina Fey needs something else to do right about now…

Sizzler07

Anyone who browses YouTube on a regular basis knows the name. The supposed account belonging to a kid was home to two “infamous” reviews in which the kid bashed Contra and the Genesis version of Mortal Kombat. In trying to be another AVGN knockoff, he ended up opening a can of worms and gotten many other posters to post parodies and really vile comments.

Goes to show you can’t have opinions on the Internet, because just anybody who disagrees with you can and will bash you because your tastes don’t match up with theirs. It’s a damn shame…

Turns out the kid featured on those videos are NOT that of Sizzler07, but a guy by the name of VIB(x)00. The story so far is that the Sizzler07 took videos the guy made years ago and posted them without permission. VIB had recently made a video addressing this, saying that he regrets making the vids and that he’s putting out a warning to anyone who uses the Sizzler stuff for their own warped purposes.

Now let me be clear on a couple things. In terms of the actual reviews, I seem to be the only one to get some semblance of enjoyment out of them. Don’t get me wrong, I disagree with him on the two games and to be fair, they’re not entirely great reviews. Somehow, I seem to enjoy seeing kids not know what they’re talking about and act like complete idiots. However, let’s be fair. The kid was doing one of two things; either giving his true thoughts (dispeled as VIB did an actual review of Contra and had some good things to say about it) or attempting to be like an anti-AVGN who bashes good games as a joke.

To be honest, this was something that I had actually thought about doing, but then I saw all the responses these reviews were getting and none of them were exciting kind to the guy. Responses have ranged from typical disagreements to cursing to unwarranted insults to full-fledge parodies. Now I’ll admit that some of these parodies are amusing (NicotineAlien has a particularly good one), but these are all parodying and insulting a kid who just posted a couple videos.