
Edited from an old Action Comics cover… or is it an old World’s Finest? I don’t recall.

Edited from an old Action Comics cover… or is it an old World’s Finest? I don’t recall.
Downloaded the Mega Man DLC on Monday and had some time play the thing. So here’re my thoughts:
Orlando Jordan shows up and pours milk all over himself… smell the ratings, I guess… or just find a good gay porno if that’s your thing because that’ll get the job done much better.
You know, I wrote a quick blurb up on the blog and started it with “I’ve got nothing.” I wish I had nothing. I wish I hadn’t watched this show, which I didn’t plan on doing because Impact had been sucking the proverbial meat missile in grand fashion. Unfortunately, our ol’ buddies at The Score pre-empted RAW so they could show some college basketball games. That meant I got to contribute to their 0.7 rating for the week, which I’d imagine would make everyone over at TNA happy that they’re not getting the same shitty Thursday numbers… you know, the 1.x ones that meant more people were watching.
Then again, maybe it’s a good thing that nobody is watching this shitshow.
So they start the show by announcing what was called a “TNA Diva Lockbox Showdown”, in which a bunch of women will compete for keys to open boxes or something. The match happens and it’s a multi-woman match where a bunch of women get pinned and I have no fucking clue what’s going on. Are you sure I’m watching TNA, which is supposed to have the better women’s wrestling? This looks like something out of the Divas division run by LayCool, which is the equivalent of an extended piss break.
Then again, Russo is writing this shit, so I shouldn’t be surprised.
Continue reading “IMPACT (Apr. 5th, 2010) – This Show Fucking Sucked”
Just caught the RAW replay and… I sorta wished I hadn’t.
I’m sorry, but when John Cena is champion and featured in a good chunk of the program via multiple skits and matches, that just ruins the show for me. All I know is that it’s Cena vs. Batista in a Last Man Standing match at the next PPV… JOY.
Also, Sheamus challenges Triple H to fight, which HHH happily obliges. Rather funny, though – the Irishman brings a lead pipe, the Game brings a sledgehammer. I kinda liked the brief clash of weapons before Sheamus got red blemishes to that white skin of his… I mean, seriously. That’s his most distinguishing feature – his pale white skin and red hot hair. That’s a look I can get behind… now if only the guy can get a little better and a little more intimidating, just like he appears on the various promo materials he’s on.
Randy Orton defeated Jack Swagger in a quick match. The same Jack Swagger, mind you, who cashed his briefcase last week and became World Heavyweight Champion. Way to make your World Champ look like a fucking chump. I guess anyone holding a belt isn’t allowed to look the least bit credible unless you’re the boss’ son-in-law, long-time employee, or named John Cena. And they wonder why people don’t give a shit.
Eve Torres wins some Divas battle royal and earns a shot at the Divas title held by Maryse, the interchangeable Barbie doll from Laval… that’s all I got. At least, the title will be on the line in a match and not in a random box.
Hey, when was the last time Miz defended that U.S. championship? Why is he still champion again?
(2025 Update: New video upload with new title card and slight edits.)
This review has since been superseded by an recent version some time later, but this is kept here for purely archival purposes.
A quick, barebones review of Hat Trick, an Atari 7800 conversion of a simplistic 1984 arcade game of the same name. Recorded and edited late at night in early-March 2010, but only posted towards the end of the month. Figures.
So… the Rock was the most electrifying man in sports entertainment. And after the success of Mick Foley’s first autobiography Have A Nice Day, it only made sense that the Rock should also pen a book of his exploits. This came out in 2000… and it’s only fitting that I’d do a review on this thing roughly ten years later and see how well it holds up.
Spoiler: it doesn’t.
So it’s been roughly forty-six days since the last Bite commentary and rough forty-eight since being laid off due to economic issues. The job search continues at the moment, but I’ve been in somewhat better spirits than I was then. So for those wondering if this was leading to another breakdown, wonder no more. I don’t expect a breakdown to happen anytime soon. Different circumstances from the last time I had one; some would say more severe, but I don’t. It’s not a big deal overall.
To anyone who thinks I’m angry or upset about the circumstances, I just want to say this loud and clear. I’ve got no ill will towards the company and despite the rather abrupt way that I’ve been let go, I tend to see my three and a half years there as the best time of my life. And for what it’s worth, I’m still on relatively good terms with the company. In fact, I did stop by to pick up a printing job that needed to be done for a friend of my brother and I never thought of taking the job elsewhere. There might even be times when I’ll stop by for a visit. Could there be better times in the future? Possibly, but I’m not going to think about that now.
Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #95 – March 28th, 2010 (Wrestlemania XXVI Predictions)”
Show opens with Eric Bischoff playing a guitar, which prompts Jeff Jarrett to come out and hit him with another. This prompts Eric to book a match between Jarrett and Foley in a Loser Gets Fired match. Then the match happened and Jarrett won, so Foley’s gone forever until they need him on TV again. I should mention that last time, Eric got his head shaved, but I guess it grew back, so that whole thing was pointless. On the bright side, Foley punched out that Bubba guy for real and gave him a black eye and a bloody nose.
Continue reading “IMPACT (March 22nd, 2010) – Foley’s Retired? Could’ve Fooled Me”
Oh, lookie. Some thoughts on a TNA PPV that took place this past weekend. Big props to my buddy Sean for inviting me over to watch the show, because god knows I’m clamoring to spend money on this hackney promotion… then again, Destination X usually… wait, never mind.
I had originally posted some quick thoughts on the show, but eventually decided to post my full notes up because I don’t think I’ve conveyed how much this show annoyed me.
(2024 Update: The entire show is actually available for free on their Youtube channel as I’m doing these little updates. I’ve seen revisited this show in a later musings.)