PPV Predictions – WWE Extreme Rules 2010

Good news for WWE – The RAW brand had made it back to America this past Wednesday night after being stuck in Europe due to volcanic activity in Iceland. Thus ensuring that the Extreme Rules PPV will continue as advertised.

Bad news for WWE – They lost a potential buyer of their PPV… alright, so I was never planning on buying the PPV, but man, that would have made for a fun time if half the PPV had to be scrapped on the fly due to the RAW crew being stuck in Europe due to additional volcanic activity or something.

In any case, here are my picks for the as-planned PPV. Will update this post with results once the PPV is done with.

Note: Some updated results…

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COMIC REVIEW – Mighty Morphin Power Rangers #1 (Hamilton Comics)

1993 saw the birth of a phenomenon and like with any phenomenon, the merchandising empire eventually has to include the obligatory tie-in comic. And so in 1994, the Bruce Hamilton company got the rights to produce a six-issue mini-series based on the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers television series and we’ll be looking at these issues every so often.

The common problem with these early MMPR comics is rather obvious to anyone with a passing knowledge of the show; Lord Zedd, at the time a relatively new villain introduced in the second season, acts too much like previous season antagonist Rita Repulsa that it’s almost jarring. He would call upon Finster to make him a monster, he would have temper tantrums and headaches, and he would use his wand to make monsters grow… much like Rita would in the first season.

The reason for this was clear; if you had comics featuring Rita as the main villain while the TV show made her old news,  the comics would be immediately outdated and behind the times. So they had to shoehorn Zedd in there. This problem will eventually become a bigger issue once the change in cast became apparent in the fourth issue, but we’re jumping ahead here.

The first issue is standard MMPR fare; the Ranger teens are participating in a Science Fair and Lord Zedd is inspired by the Dracula moth to create one of his fiendish monsters to attack the city of Angel Grove. The Rangers try to fend off the monster, only for most of them to be trapped in cocoons, forcing Billy and Kimberly to go find an antidote.

As a story, it’s basic fare that’s done well enough that it could fit in as a filler episode, anachronisms aside. The artwork isn’t fantastic, however; it tries to give a realistic vibe, but it just doesn’t work for me here. That having been said, at the very least, you recognize the characters as they bare some likeness to the show and it’s a pretty solid book as a result.

Needs More RAW Emotion In Your RAW Show

I’ve been reading Steve Austin’s book, The Stone Cold Truth, and found a chapter that was pretty interesting. The chapter – Stone Cold’s Bottom Line on the Wrestling Business – basically outlines some of the things Austin would do if he ran WWE. It’s actually a pretty decent read (along with the rest of the book, mind you)

One of the things that Austin mentions (and teases constantly throughout the book) is that he believes performers should go back to doing unscripted promos and coming up with their own ideas. Just a couple points here and there to cover, the rest is up to you, champ. That’s one of the reasons why I don’t find the current product appealing – everyone is simply following a script or regurgitating what’s been fed to them. I honestly feel that nobody in WWE, outside of the guys still around from the Attitude Era and maybe a couple other exceptions, are particularly noteworthy and can be easily interchanged at random without anyone noticing the difference.

But if you just let these guys cut their own promos – give them a couple points and go from there – they might either surprise you with a good idea or they may fade away. I’m not exactly saying that they should just say whatever they want or anything, but suffice it to say, backstage writers would have never come up with Austin 3:16… crap, they couldn’t even come up with a good name for the guy.

I liked RAW better when it was RAW. Anyone remember the original premise of RAW; uncooked, unscripted, uncensored, or whatever that dumb slogan was. And that was still during the relatively PG-esque early-1990s before the Monday Night Wars when everything turned into Crash TV. In the words of Stone Cold, “RAW is so damn slick right now, it ain’t even raw.”

I have to agree.

This mentality applies to one time Stone Cold Steve Austin’s speech on Mr McMahon Appreciation Night was completely ad-libbed by him as he rejected the script Brian Gerwitz had written for him. God forbid Austin follows a script supplied by Brian Gerwitz or anybody else.  Then again, given the scripts Brian usually writes, it’s probably a good thing Stone Cold came up with his own words. Much more effective.

The Real Tommy Ship

More often than not, I come across a question that has plagued Power Rangers fandom since the dawn of time; Tommy/Kimberly or Tommy/Katherine? There doesn’t seem to be an in-between in this scenario; you were either with one side or another.

However, I propose another possibility that is not only much more likely, but also factually correct in this regard.


See, the one commonality with both of these relationships – besides both girls’ names starting with the letter K – is that both girls happen to be Pink Rangers at the time of their run. Kimberly was the original Pinky while Kat was the replacement Pinky. And when Kimberly broke up with Tommy via production-mandated Dear John letter, the first person he tried (and failed) to rebound and hook up with was a skiing champion named Heather, who wore a pink coat.

Henceforth, the real answer to this conundrum is Tommy/Pink Ranger. Which Pink Ranger? Precisely.

Midway through Power Rangers Turbo, the old Rangers get replaced with new Rangers save for Justin the kid Blue Ranger. The veterans were given about as much of a graceful exit as you could ask for and the new kids were off to a fantastic start. That means no more Tommy.

However, let’s change that scenario a bit and let’s make TOMMY the one who sticks around while everyone else gets replaced with newbies (and yes, Justin is replaced by TJ as the Blue Ranger.) So, now Tommy, the most popular Ranger of all time according to people, suddenly has no girlfriend because Kat is long gone.

But… somewhere along the way, Tommy receives another production-mandated Dear John letter from Katherine. And so the first person Tommy tries to hook up with… Cassie, the new Pink Ranger.

Much like the relationship with Katherine, the Tommy/Cassie relationship doesn’t go as far as the Tommy/Kim relationship and even less so, since the Power Chamber is destroyed and the now former Turbo Rangers have to go after Divatox and search for Zordon. Tommy, unfortunately, can’t join them along for the ride for some production-mandated reason. And so Power Rangers In Space plays out pretty much as you expect.

And then we get to Lost Galaxy, where instead of Leo being the Red Ranger, we get TOMMY as the Red Ranger. And the first person he hooks up with is Kendrix Morgan, who eventually becomes the Pink Ranger. The relationship, again, doesn’t get very far due to conflicting personalities, but Tommy still manages to love Kendrix until she eventually dies.

Tommy is distraught… but this lasts for a short while until Karone eventually becomes the Pink Ranger and then he hooks up with her. THIS relationship sort of works based on a common ground; both were once evil and both are atoning for past sins. We don’t see if this develops beyond a date here and there because by the end of the series, they end up on Mirinoi.

At some point, Tommy makes his way back to Earth and somehow earns himself a PhD in palaeontology. He eventually hooks up with Hailey, a tech geek who never wears pink and thus is just a trusted friend rather than a shipping friend. Eventually, three kids find dino gems and become Power Rangers. None of the kids or gems are Pink Rangers. Tommy considered turning the yellow gem into a pink gem… but then by his very nature, he would be forced to hook up with Kira, holder of said yellow gem who is in high school.

And that’s why you should be shipping Tommy getting raped by the tree from The Evil Dead.

Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 Now A Thing… Cool

Found this on Joystiq.com.

So now PS3 and Xbox 360 owners will now have FRESH, NEW Capcom goodness to call their own while Wii owners are happily enjoying Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom.

The best part about MvC3? No recycled spritework!

Maybe by the time this one comes out, I’ll have one of the two hi-def machines in my shelf.

Looking forward to this one.

RAW (Apr. 19th, 2010): MacGruber is guilty of manslaughter

Maybe the RAW crew being stranded in Europe is a good thing. Last night’s RAW was a nice change of pace and ended up being a pretty good show overall. Yeah, color me surprised. TNA Impact pulls out a wonderful effort (for once) and RAW invaded by Smackdown turns out to be a much better show than it had any right to be. As much as the three of you would like to have seen a 2-hour Ironman match between Triple H and Lillian Garcia (came back for one night only – welcome back, Lil!), what we got was actually better than that.

HHH got beat up by CM Punk’s posse. Think about that for a minute – HHH on the weak end of a skit. That rarely happens on RAW these days. And the six-man tag-team main-event that followed… a nice change of pace. HHH won, sure, but he had to win in this case – he’s the only RAW guy there.

The MacGruber bits… some might find awful and unfunny, but I’ll admit that I got a couple laughs out of it. I find no amusement in the fact that he blew up Ron Killings, but other than that, it was good, clean pee-pee fun.

Undertaker beat Jack Swagger in a really good match. Yeah, not too happy about the guy who’s the World Heavyweight Champion losing all that often, but still it was a pretty good and actually entertaining match. You’d rarely get something like that on RAW these days.

Heck, there’s even a good match between the IC Champ Drew McIntyre and Matt Hardy… well, nowhere near as good as RVD/Jeff Hardy, but hey… they didn’t make me want to take a break, so they earned marks.

So yeah… all in all, good show.

IMPACT: (Apr. 19th, 2010) – What a great IMPACT that was… wait. IMPACT?!!

Against my better judgment, I saw TNA Impact… and holy hot damn. This is actually a good show. I mean, seriously. What the fuck happened? Just last week, I watched five seconds of a show that made me shake my head in disgust and stick with the complacent RAW. This week, I find myself constantly switching between RAW and Impact just to see what happens next. I think I might actually go ahead and catch the replay this coming Thursday to watch the whole thing, because from the bits I saw in the second hour… Impact pulled off one of their best shows… well, ever.

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Classic Bite Commentary #96 – April 19th, 2010

A bunch of stuff happened today that, rather than bombard you with a lot of quick posts here and there, I may well bundle them together. There’s even a little something extra for you to read towards the end of the post.

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Dirk’s Never Happy

First, he’s not happy with new Battlestar because Starbuck is now played by a woman… also something about re-imagined Coke and special sauce or whatever else. Now he says he has no hope for the new A-Team movie.

You want to know the funny thing about it? He made a fucking cameo in that A-Team remake. It’d be one thing if you said the movie had no chance and left it at that… but how much cash did you take to have to make that move?

Damn, I think I know what the problem is.

This isn’t the original Dirk Benedict who stuck to his guns. This is the re-imagined one with double standards.

Har, har.