The show begins with Hulk Hogan and Abyss driving up in a golden hummer. I wonder if it’s the same hummer that ran over Nash ages ago, but painted gold. Apparently, there’s a clip on Youtube about a gold boat somewhere that this may have gotten inspired by. I wouldn’t know. Oh, and also in the hummer were Jeff Hardy and new signee Rob Van Dam, last seen getting beat up by Sting after a fluke win.
Ric Flair and AJ Styles (your TNA World Champion, by the way) is out for a promo on Abyss… apparently, there’s a PPV coming up. Ric is somehow already bleeding; either that or he hasn’t showered in a week and probably couldn’t afford to. Otherwise, he wouldn’t be here wrestling for TNA. Jeff talks about getting high and stuff… this guy got arrest for drug possession before he got signed by TNA, didn’t he? Isn’t he supposed to be on trial? Is this the kind of… never mind.
Hogan later came for a promo and challenged Sting. Sting came out and RVD attacked from behind. I can’t believe we’re doing Hogan vs. Sting… again. Does Hogan get his win back here or something? Why am I watching this show?
Eric Bischoff and Mick Foley had a thing where Eric threatened to shave off Mick’s hair and beard, only to get socko’ed and his head shaved himself. I’m falling asleep. I’m turning this shit off.
Why did I watch this show?
Maybe I should delete this and never post it. I don’t think people need to know about this show and maybe TNA will kill themselves off due to their own stupidity. At this point, such a thing wouldn’t surprise me.
dtm666 