Apparently, this Royal Rumble is a big deal because it has a bunch of old guys in it. Undertaker, Goldberg, Bork Lazer, Big Slow,… maybe a couple NXT guys might show up for good measure.
As per the case with these PPVs, I generally don’t watch the pre-shows. I did catch the Holy Foley marathon that was playing early during the day and I regret having done so. As much as I enjoyed Mick Foley’s antics during his prime years, modern-day Foley is about as entertaining as a root canal. A truly dreadful show in every sense of the word… even Total Divas is much more entertaining than this (and that show is also the equivalent of an anal evacuation.)
But I digress. I’m not here to talk about WWE’s horrible reality shows. I’m here to muse on the Rumble. So here’re my post-show thoughts and, as a bit of an added bonus, I include my “live notes” that I took during the Rumble match in progress. So that’s something… I guess.