Category: Vintage Video

Formerly “Video Randomness” and most comprising a lot of spare video stuff that don’t fit anywhere else.

PLEASE Don't TRY THIS AT HOME + Cena FUs the Invasion

Somehow, I had this idea to combine bits and clips of the NXT Invasion from this past Monday’s RAW with the audio track for one of those WWE PSAs (the clips where a superstar informs viewers not to try this at home). I lucked out in finding one with John Cena… and so here we go.

Before anyone brings it up, yes, I included the spit. Also, I liked the dramatic music piece that they used for the original PSA. It works nicely with the clipshow actually.

Speaking of Cena, here’s a snippet of his Twitter in giant Twitter type:

CeNation. Sorry for delay. Checked out fine. Mild concussion and some back and hip trouble, but I am in 1 piece. Thank u for your concern.


Yep. Eight guys beat the crap out of you and you ONLY suffer a mild concussion and some back/hip problems… and you’ll be going on RAW this coming Monday, jumping all about as if nothing’s ever happened… because that’s your thing.

John? Yeah, I know we don’t see eye-to-eye and I know you enjoy doing all that Superman bullshit that you do every single night. But please do me a favor and SELL the injuries. I know it’s difficult, but you’ve had two movies under your belt to pretend you’re somewhat hurt. You have that experience. Use it… because all the NXT Invasion storyline depends greatly on this ability. Thanks.

Aborted Second Trailer Altered Female Dog

So I was intending this video to be the second trailer for the Youtube channel, but after sleeping on it for a bit, I decided against it and uploaded the Dracula’s Curse video, instead.

And before anyone asks… yes, “Altered Female Dog” was originally supposed to be “Altered Bitch” and was changed to the more friendlier title for obvious reasons… though I’m sure “Altered Bitch” is buried somewhere in the angry reviewer thesaurus somewhere ready to be used by someone without a knack for creative wordplay.

(2024 Update: The above video was uploaded in 2011 on the secondary DTM Archives channel.)

Star Trek: The Motion Picture In 5 Seconds

In the grand tradition of Five Second Movies that don’t actually last five seconds… cooked this one up around April 2009, but never bothered to look at it until now.

Truth be told, this one’s not entirely accurate. There’s not one single overdramatized beauty shot of the Enterprise to be found here.

Power Rangers Game Wizard LCD Handheld Video

Written August 8th, 2015
Digging through the archives and I saw this old 2008 video where I was showing this Game Wizard Power Rangers handheld thing. It doesn’t show off gameplay, the vocal and picture quality is god-awful – I think this was taken with a digital camera that has long since left the world of the living – and the video as a whole is short, but it’s a fun lookback.

In hindsight, I kinda wish I still had this. Then again, I kinda wish this was still working.

Oh well…