Category: Wrestling Musings

“The only things that could survive a nuclear holocaust are cockroaches, Twinkies,

 and STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN.”

Emer “Hellsing920” Prevost

while reviewing the Stone Cold Steve Austin comics

Yeah, that’s right. Stone Cold had his OWN comic.

Does John Cena have his own comic?

No, he has to share with others.

In yo’ face, Johnny!

By the way, you know who else got his own comic?

THE ROCK.

Suck it, Johnny.

From wrestlenewz.com:

TMZ reports that a sex tape featuring Hulk Hogan is being shopped around to a major adult film studio. TMZ says they have seen part of the grainy footage that shows Hogan getting undressed while a naked, unidentified brunette lays on the bed. The woman is reportedly not Hulk’s ex-wife Linda or his current wife Jennifer McDaniel.

According to TMZ, the clip they saw shows Hogan taking his shirt off and bragging to the girl about how he’s started to work out again. TMZ says the best part is Hogan’s thong-shaped tan line.

Vivid Entertainment’s Steve Hirsch says he was approached with the tape very recently by a third party. No word yet if Hirsch or anyone else has offered to buy the sextape.


Hulk Hogan’s attorney David Houston spoke to TMZ today and says Hulk Hogan was not aware he was being filmed and is appalled by this “outrageous invasion of privacy.” Houston issued the following statement to TMZ.com:

“Terry Bollea is appalled at the unauthorized release of a secretly filmed video. [Hulk] neither approved of the filming nor the release of the same. It is clearly an outrageous invasion of privacy and breach of trust if it is genuine. We will take all necessary steps to enforce both civil and criminal liability.”

A Hulk Hogan sex tape… seriously. Who the fuck would want to watch a Hulk Hogan sex tape? Seriously… who gives a shit about Hulk Hogan’s sex life?

From Jim Ross’ blog:

Concerned that Taker vs. HHH is their 3rd Wrestlemania bout? Heck, no. Their history is a vital part of the fabric of WWE, their first match was 11 years ago, and the way the match ended last year with Undertaker being carted out of ‘his event’ adds to the drama. These two, great professionals will make it a daunting task for any one to follow them assuming that they don’t go on last which would surprise me. The mere fact that it is quite likely that HHH vs. Taker will NEVER happen again is enough for this fan to want to see WM28.

Never happen again? IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN, YOU IDIOT!

(2020 Update: How dare you question JR, you lumbering oaf? Don’t you know that he meant that other than this one time, it was NEVER happen again… ever… never ever… why, yes, it did happen again, why do you ask?)

A Google search for worst wrestling storylines ever yield these results on the top of the first page:

Someone got Vince Russo as the first item; I got Ultimate Warrior and Triple H.

Fucking hell.

I didn’t make this, but I kinda wish that I had because this is precisely how I feel about Hoak Hogan… well, minus that one offensive line, but you can blame Booker T for that one.

So Chyna is featured in a porn parody of WWE. They had pictures previewing this thing, but the link’s been taken down. The only thing I could say is that the guy parodying Triple H doesn’t have a big enough nose.

Did anyone send her the memo as to why Vince wants nothing to do with her?

Anybody at all?

Fucking hell.

And before anyone asks… fuck no, I’m not watching this shit. I still bare scares from 1 Night In China. And the less said about THAT, the better.

Bobby Roode retains his world title at the main event due to shenanigans. Get this; Roode spits on special referee Sting’s face, who retaliates with a belt shot. Roode steps aside and Sting ends up hitting Hardy instead. Roode goes for the pin and Sting does the slow count for the win… GEE, HAVEN’T I SEEN THIS BEFORE?