Been skimming through the Tubes and found clips of last night’s newest Total Divas thing and decided to check it out… I have to shudder at the the thought of Nikki Cena telling Red-Haired Lady that none of the Divas thinks of her as a wrestler… which is funny because that’s the kind of reputation that a lot of the Divas (including some name choices on this very program) has gotten for themselves. There’s a reason I used to ask the question, “Why do the Bella Twins still have jobs?” And it wasn’t in an attempt to be funny or start a meme.
Category: Wrestling Musings
All posts related to pro rasslin’ that isn’t covering specific shows or events.
This Poster Sucks

Your promotional poster for next month’s Summerslam event, ladies and gentlemen. Look at all them stock superstar poses on a generic subway background. You know things are bad when the flipping POSTERS look phoned in.
Interesting Blurb From Don Frye
UFC giving CM Punk a handpicked jobber for a first opponent?! Inconceivable! Next thing you’ll tell me is that UFC fights are pre-determined!
Above quote taken from the following podcast, which you can listen to here.
For Those Who Cares… The WWE Announcers Guideline
This has been floating around for a while and I might have touched on this (or not.) But for any prospective wrestling announcers looking to work at WWE, here’s a helpful* set of guidelines. It’s actually a cool little find and an interesting look behind the mindset of WWE announcing that rarely gets proper exposure.
* May not be actually helpful.
Nobody Cares Enough About The New Tough Enough
The premiere episode of the latest edition of Tough Enough is down 63% compared to the fifth season premiere episode back in 2011. Source here.
It’s too soon to tell how much of a flop this is going to be, since it’s only the first episode. And it’s really unfair to compare the numbers of this season to the prior one, which had the benefit of debuting following the post-Wrestlemania RAW and being hosted by Stone Cold Steve Austin. No knock on Chris Jericho, but sometimes having that big name everyone recognizes hosting the thing helps. Still, like I said, too soon to tell how this will fare.
I haven’t watched it, because for obvious reasons, I don’t get USA Network. I’ve seen the Competition Special… not all that interested, quite frankly. I generally don’t care for reality shows because more or often not, they usually end up feeling phony, fake, scripted… dare I say faker than pro wrestling. And also, given the past track record of Tough Enough, there is not enough reason for me to care about this competition. What do the winners get? They get a contract, which means nothing. Because the most they’ll get a few spots on NXT and best wishes on their future endeavors.
Meanwhile, some of the losers of this competition could very well be picked up by WWE and given contracts… and who knows? They might even make it to the main roster and be “big stars” within that universe… thus making this entire competition pointless. The telling sign of this is Season 5 contestant Ariane, a.k.a. Cameron a.k.a. the chick whose favorite match of all time was Melina vs. Alicia Fox, who was the first contestant of that season eliminated and yet she’s gainfully employed by WWE. Meanwhile, the guy who eventually won that season, Andy, stuffed it out in the developmental territory for barely a year or so before being future endeavored. You probably don’t even remember Andy, do you?
This isn’t a knock on Cameron. She made it to WWE, she’s on a roll, good for her. I got no issues with her. My issue is… why bother with these so-called competitions if they don’t mean anything? What’s the point of these live vote-ins and judges and whatnots to determine who’s tough enough to continue and who’s being sent home when the ones being sent home have better chances of getting WWE contracts and making the most out of it than the winners do? Going through this whole charade of being invested in these people and their journey to “stardom” feels like a waste of time. And that’s because it is; a waste of time.
It feels really sad when the only really worthwhile WWE reality project that dwells behind the scenes is Total Divas, which is really, really, REALLY faint praise on my end because that show is just irritating.
Yeah, so… who’s tough enough? Who cares?
The Rock To Star In Rampage Movie… Not That One…
So, word has come out that the Rock is going to be starring in the new Rampage movie. Source here.
First hearing that, I had assumed that German schlockmeister Uwe Boll somehow got the funding needed to produce his third movie and somehow shoehorned Dwayne Johnson into it, thus proving that being an insufferable asshole on the Internet is the key to success.
But as it turns out, the Rampage movie in question is actually an adaptation of the old Midway arcade game where you got to play as giant monsters and demolish cities. Apparently, the people who did that horrifically generic San Andreas film is also on hand to bring this thing to life.
All things considered, I would’ve preferred Uwe Boll behind the wheel.
Then again, considering his track record…
Never mind.
Did You Know WWE Once Rehired Vince Russo?
On this very day thirteen years ago, newly-renamed World Wrestling Entertainment had rehired Vince Russo to be their head writer, overseeing lead writers Brian Gewirtz and Paul Heyman who were heading the RAW and SmackDown brands respectively. This actually created quite a bit of buzz among some folks, especially since Mr. Russo – once one of the driving forces behind the WWF Attitude era – had come off a less than stellar stint over at World Championship Wrestling a year or so prior.
If you’re wondering what the former Vic Venom did during his short stint in WWE, the answer is not much, as after one of his ideas was shot down, he was quickly relegated down to a mere consulting position before eventually being given the best of wishes in all his future endeavors… future endeavors in TNA, of course. In all honesty, one would have to wonder how the WWE product would’ve differed if Russo had been given the reigns.
Who knows? Somewhere in the multiverse, there’s a TNA out there that never got the benefit of Vince Russo’s input… and maybe would be better off, all things considered.
WWE 2K15 PC Finally Has Its DLC
So they had released WWE 2k15 onto Steam and it was supposed to come with all the DLC that had been released… and it was supposed to be part of the package deal. But when they released the game initially, there was significantly less content than there should be.
So recently, 2K patched the game to include the DLC that should’ve been there in the first place, and you know what? It’s not too bad. The performance overall seems a bit better than last time I tried it and while I’m a bit miffed that I’ve got to unlock all the DLC stuff (which suits me fine because the 2K Showcase storylines are more tolerable than the MyCareer stuff), on a whole it’s a somewhat better package. Maybe I’ll go ahead and give this a “proper” review or something. Who knows?
Some Words About TNA's Looming Cancellation
Note: This is a transcript of a segment featured in Episode #41 of the DTM-Cast, uploaded June 5th. It has been edited slightly for better readability.
Another FREE Month of WWE Network
In a desperate attempt to gain new subscribers for their “award-winning” WWE Network, WWE is offering another free first month to entice folks to join up. Considering how many “free months” they’ve been giving away as of late, you might as well make it a regular feature of the subscription service much like Netflix does it.
If you WEREN’T going to do this as a regular thing, then these free months should be done infrequently, much like Abeyance… but instead, these things are as common as John Cena; something we’re told is supposed to be a big deal, but is so commonplace that it no longer feels special or interesting.
Just my two cents.