Chris Hemsworth Goes From God Of Thunder To Racist Pro Rassler

Source: https://www.sescoops.com/thor-star-chris-hemsworth-to-play-hulk-hogan-in-new-biopic/

“So, Thor. I want you to give me the hammer so I can have something nice to give Pepper.”

“Sorry, Stark. But that does not work for me, brother.”

OR

“I snap my fingers and half the universe is gone.”

“That doth not worketh for me, brother-eth.”

Plenty of jokes you can go with that one.

Welp… At Least She’ll Be It In…

So D-X is going into the Hall of Fame… because of course they are.

Hey, look at it this way. It might not be the ideal set of circumstances, but those wanting to see Chyna finally get her place in the HOF will get to see it happen… even if it is part of a group and not for her own accomplishments.

On the flip side, looks like McSon-In-Law found a way to give himself a fancy ring.

Impact Wrestling Pursues New Bottom Of The Barrel With Low Ratings

Source: https://www.sescoops.com/impact-wrestling-viewership-plummets-for-first-episode-on-pursuit-channel/

TLDR version: Since debuting on the Pursuit Channel, Impact Wrestling only draws roughly 10,000 viewers, which is about as much as a typical Youtube video with some semblance of popularity behind it. This is just sad. At this point, you may as well start airing the shows on Youtube since you’ll probably get more viewers that way.

When all is said and done, the quality of a show – no matter how good or bad it may be – means nothing if nobody has the channel its airing on. I guess we might as well wave the flags and bring the calls for the Death of TNA or something like that.

Ten Pounds Of Hemp

So this is it… the eco-friendly WWE World Heavyweight Championship belt… and it’s already more distinguished than the toy belt held by Abeyance.

In all seriousness, I love this belt; it’s wonderfully hideous. It’s a creative twist to the custom title, looks somewhat homemade despite the wood panels, and probably stinks a weed bit. And while this might seem like a joke for some folks, at the very least, when Daniel Bryan Danielson eventually loses the title, we’ll simply revert back to the previous title belt and move on with our lives.

That red belt, on the other hand? Then, now, forever… a joke.