Inside The Ropes Can Kiss My Clickbait

Earlier today, I came across this headline on the Inside The Ropes website, which you can check out here:

So you’re reading that headline and you figure, “Oh man. Heartbreaking end of an era? What could that possibly be? No more Hall Of Fame? No more commercials. Going back to smaller arenas? Cutting back on pyro? No chance in hell they’re bringing back the ring carts?” Clearly something terrible must have happened if we’re going to label this as “heartbreaking.” The kind of buzz word that baits people into clicking your articles.

Inside The Rope has a tendency to do this quite a bit, using very vague terms to avoid telling you what the article is all about. “42-Year-Old WWE Star Pooped Their Pants. Blames Tony Khan” or “Former WWE Champion Pissed On Wrong Side Of River” or “38-Year-Old AEW Veteran Gives Dave Meltzer A REDACTED” and so on and so forth. I mean, it’s incredible the lengths these people will go to avoid telling you what the article is about in their headlie.

And so what was this heartbreaking update on a Wrestlemania tradition that spurned curiosity?

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For Anyone Who Cares…

State of the Blog will be up tomorrow… haven’t been feeling well in all honesty and fell behind on a couple things, but we should be on track soon enough. Another Gimmick Table is due later today at the usual time.

But for curious parties who didn’t catch the latest overpriced PLE last night or check the results of said show, I did the bare minimum of the latter for you and, well…

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DTM COMICS – Stupid Shit Dave Meltzer Says

You know… I normally wouldn’t make a big stink out of anything tenured Wrestling Observer Newsletter writer Dave Meltzer says online because I think it’s a tired trope of sorts… but sometimes the people who make their video clips for the F4WOnline Youtube channel don’t always present Uncle Dave in the best of light at times and after seeing this clip, I was… inspired, shall we say… with the following piece of business.

Sometimes, it’s hard to detract the detractors when you give them so much easy material to work with.

Y’know?

Rival Turf review up later today.

Should be fun.

Something To Consider…

Apparently, Wrestlemania VEGAS: The Revenge isn’t doing so hot in ticket sales as of late and WWE is struggling to figure out why. There have been suggestions that the booking might not be as hot and ol’ McSon-In-Law might be feeling some heat. Others have (more accurately, I feel) pointed towards the high ticket prices that have priced out most common folks who would consider taking a trip to VEGAS to witness the 42nd edition of the long running Showcase Of The Immortals. However, there might be one other factor that people may or may not be overlooking here.

Anyone remember the first All In event from Wembley that AEW put out back in 2023? Kind of a big deal, recording setting attendance for a non-WWE show. Lots of hype and hooplah over it… and so they announce that they’re holding the show at Wembley again next year. The numbers, naturally, aren’t quite as record breaking. Some could argue the card wasn’t as strong – I wholeheartedly disagree on that count – but I think it’s more to do with the fact that you already attended the first show last year, which was a big deal. Second year in a row? Been there, done that. The shine simply isn’t there anymore.

Let’s go back a bit further and this might be stretching things a bit here, but Wrestlemania IV and V were hosted back to back at the old Atlantic City Convention Hall (a.k.a. Trump Plaza) and while attendance hadn’t seen a drastic drop, there was still a bit of a drop. Again, one could argue the product wasn’t as hot as the year before – to which I call bullshit considering IV played host to that horrendous WWF title tournament and V… wasn’t that much better, to be honest – but it could also be a matter of “been there, done that.” The first time felt like something of a big deal, the second time is the sequel that’s nowhere near as good.

So while you can blame it on prices being high for the common folk – and that is a BIG factor to consider in these trying economic times – I would also argue that maybe – just maybe – holding Wrestlemania in the same venue as last year’s Mania is going to result in diminishing returns. We’ve already seen this show once. Why would we want to see it again?

I realize that I’m posting these thoughts a day after I posted my Bite commentary on my present day disenchantment with modern wrestling and chances are there’s more to this picture that I’m missing… but it’s just a fact of life that if you keep doing the same thing over and over again, it starts to feel the same and you’re going to lose people who will invariably want to see something different.

Who knows? Maybe they might find the solution to their ticket selling woes and pull another rabbit out of the DX cannon. Maybe they don’t sell as much tickets. Part of me is curious to see how this pans out, but I would suggest that if I want Wrestlemania to continue breaking records in a positive sense, they should consider hosting the event at different venues… and preferably in venues that the general populace don’t have an adverse reaction to.

WWE 2K26 Now Has A McSon-In-Law Edition… NO BUYS

Source: https://www.sescoops.com/article/wwe-2k26-king-of-kings-edition-triple-h

First, we’ve got Attitude. Then we’ve got Monday Night. Now we have King Of Kings edition… yeah… no… doesn’t work for me, brother…

The above image sums my feelings up nicely…

Valis I review coming up around 6 or 7 p.m.

WWE 2K26 Goes To War On Monday – Pretty Please Buy Our Game

Source: https://www.f4wonline.com/news/wwe/monday-night-wars-edition-of-wwe-2k26-announced/

Funny how these things work out, huh?

No sooner after the post regarding the WWE 2K26 Attitude Era Edition went live did the announcement go out that now there’s going to be a Monday Night Wars edition of WWE 2k26, which will also include WCW Nitro content. Holy balls, Mean Gene. 2k must REALLY want me to spend hundreds of dollars for one year of supported premium content that’s going to get dropped like a hat once the NEXT game gets announced or even scribbled on a notepad during conceptual meetings.

Yeah… no… doesn’t work for me, brother.

Oh well… we’re going full-bore nostalgia train with this one, aren’t we? At least we can potentially recreate the Monday Night Wars in which the winner at the end of it all is Roman Reigns. That’s how it works, no?

How long before the Extreme pack gets announced? Come on, 2K. I know you want to, you lousy bastards.

WWE 2K26 Has Attitude – Please Buy Our Game

Source: https://www.f4wonline.com/news/wwe/attitude-era-edition-of-wwe-2k26-announced/

Yes, so the first official word or trailer for the upcoming WWE 2K26 video game that you people gobble up has some semblance of Attitude Era content… because apparently, the game didn’t sell well enough last year that we need to bring back one of the beloved eras of the 90s… or something.

In case anyone didn’t get the hint, I know nothing of the sales numbers. I’m sure they did okay. And I’m assuming this new game is going to be 2K’s attempt at their own take on WWE ’13 from over a decade ago. For those who don’t know, WWE ’13 was actually the final WWE game to be published by THQ before that company’s bankruptcy, which lead to 2K acquiring the WWE license that continues to this day. The only other thing that was seemingly announced was that CM Punk would be the cover star and there’d be a mode dedicated to him.

For the record, I haven’t touched a WWE video game since 2K22 and never really bothered with any of the follow ups, especially once they started stuffing a billion DLC packs for jobber talents and things of that nature. I miss the days when you had a full game first and then expansions came along to add replay value to the game. Now it feels like every game is half-baked and we’ll fill in the blanks later with DLC… but then again, it’s been like that for decades and it’s seemingly gotten WORSE.

So there’s a 100% chance that I’m not touching this thing, just as there had been 100% chances of my not touching the previous releases. What’s the point? You support this game for about a year or so before the next one is announced and then you drop all the online support for the old game to force everyone onto the new game, except the new game doesn’t play anything like the old game because of a couple needless changes you made and… look at that. I’m yelling at a cloud again.

As for them bringing back the Attitude Era content… yeah, we’re going back to that well again, huh? Despite the fact that you have guys like Cody Rhodes and others saying that we don’t need to revisit that era because this is the hottest WWE has been, 2k apparently felt otherwise. I don’t know what the mindset behind these decisions are, but is anyone really clamoring for Attitude Era stuff to be brought back? That stuff happened THREE DECADES AGO for fuck’s sake. I don’t remember the old Smackdown games deciding that we needed a game dedicated to the days of Sammartino, Morales, Ivan Koloff… quick, name me some other WWWF stars from the 1960s that I can fill the void with…

It’s sad that every one of these games have vintage 90s stuff being brought back in some form or fashion. I’m not entirely against the idea; sometimes, it’s nice to replay old stuff in these new games and seeing how slick they look. That’s the appeal of these WWE 2K games and their Superstar Profiles or whatever they’re called. But to do an Attitude Era edition after the last one… oh wait, WWE 2k16 was dedicated to Stone Cold Steve Austin, wasn’t it? That’s another Attitude Era game right there.

Shit, there goes my theory.

Just about the only thing that almost piques my interest is the CM Punk showcase, which apparently includes a possible what if scenario regarding how Punk’s career would have turned out if he hadn’t left WWE back in 2014. I’m almost intrigued by what they come up with in their fantasy booking endeavors and how they’re going to navigate around certain holes in the roster that they can’t presently fill, such as Bryan Danielson, who won the WWE title at Wrestlemania that year, but is currently signed to AEW. There’s a number of talent from those days who are signed with AEW at the moment, so it’ll be interesting to see how they tackle that scenario with those restrictions.

Doesn’t mean I’m going to buy the game… not unless you offer a sweet, sweet deal to package all your would-be content at a genuinely affordable price. That was the main draw for the Steam versions initially; they’d come out months after the console releases, but the upside was that you got all the DLC included at no extra cost. Once the releases became synchronous and DLCs were no longer part of the deal – that and also my infrequency in playing these games that were mainly used for video fodder more than anything – it became difficult to justify purchasing these games.

And now I can’t even buy those older games because they’ve been delisted. This is where one would make the case for physical media, but that’s not the be-all, end-all solution, either. The physical media is just what’s on the disc. All the DLC that followed is long gone. Good luck trying to buy the extra WWE 13 content on the PS3 Shop. It’s not happening unless you’ve got a time machine of some sort.

I shouldn’t have to make this clear because I’d figured that this would be plainly obvious, but I am not telling anyone to not buy this game. If you want this, by all means, get it. I’m not giving you reasons to not buy this game. I’m giving you reasons to why I’M not buying this game. This isn’t a news site. I leave the source link for the news to anyone who wants it. This is a place where I type in almost a thousand words to digress about trivial things like this.

With that in mind, I’ve got more than enough vintage WWF and WWE games that lets me revisit the old days just fine. They might not have the prettiest graphics and some of the gameplay doesn’t quite hold up, but given the chance, they can be fun to play. I should probably fire those up one of these days.

Thanks, 2k Games. You might not have sold me on your latest $200 WWE game, but you’ve reminded me that I still haven’t touched Day Of Reckoning in a good long while. We might give that a whirl one of these days.

Almost 1,050 words. Nailed it.

Later.