A preview clip of the upcoming season of Strange New Worlds… and it’s awful. I mean, is this supposed to be funny? Because I’m not laughing. It almost makes me wonder if maybe… just maybe… this series isn’t as good as I thought it was.
Dare I go back and re-watch the first two seasons?
So… Section 31… eh…
Yeah, I’ll be frank; this looks pretty bad… not just as a Star Trek thing, but just as a thing that exists. You’d have a better chance of getting me excited if you just remade Earth: Final Conflict into a Tee Vee Movie instead.
I wasn’t sure what I was expecting out of Section 31… but this sure ain’t it. But at least I can say that this looks bad whether it’s a Star Trek thing or not because it just looks terribly generic.
But then I saw the SNW clip and…
I need a bit more time on that one, kids.
Tomorrow, Star Trek: Discovery airs its final episode after five seasons of… stuff.
I’ll admit that Discovery is not a show that I was a huge fan of. I didn’t care for the first season’s redoing of the Klingons, the focus on “WAR! I’M GONNA STAB YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE” aspect, the main character was a bland, lifeless slab, and then pivoting to the Mirror Universe as an excuse to keep Michelle Yeoh around despite having her character killed off in the pilot… that and the uniforms with their weird collar things. Bad.
Second season was a little better, owing almost entirely on the performance and charisma of Anson Mount’s portrayal of Captain Christopher Pike. You still had issues with lots of emotional padding, lots of staring into blank space, evil robot things that remind me of the Borg without calling it the Borg, and once again, the main character is a lifeless vortex of charisma, which is sad considering the actress playing her is anything but.
Third season moves things into the distant future… where the Federation is all but gone and we have to figure out what the burn is… I dropped off after a couple episodes. Show did nothing for me. And even whenever I try to get back into it recently, I’m like… nah, this does nothing for me. This does so much nothing for me that I never bothered with the fourth season.
So I go back and watch some of this fifth season and… yeah, there are still some issues. Lots of emotion, lots of crying, lots of staring into blank spaces, lots of extras posing as main characters… but they gave the main character some personality for once. She certainly has nice hair.
The uniforms are still kinda ass, though… but at least the collars look like proper collars and not whatever the fuck they had before.
So yeah, Discovery didn’t do much for me… but it did get the ball rolling so that we’d get these other shows, which I tend to prefer. Discovery’s second season gave way to Strange New Worlds, Picard was a thing that happened, Lower Decks is a thing (that’s also coming to an end after five seasons), and we’re getting a Starfleet Academy show… in the FUTURE.
And also a Section 31 movie… because that was such a hot thing.
So yeah… thanks for five years of Trek, Discovery… you didn’t entertain me all that much, but you have a fanbase that loved you for what you were and that counts for something. Here you go. Have a gold star.
This has been my Tim Talk.
So the Star Trek Paramount people released another Very Short Trek… this one called Worst Contact and featuring the TNG crew making first contact with an alien race who pick their noses and are not familiar with the concept of basic hygiene. I am told this is hilarious and yet when I was done, my only question was “When does this get funny?”
I get that these are supposed to funny little shorts, but it would be nice if these things were actually funny. The only one that I remotely enjoyed was the Holiday Party one, where Spock shows off a blooper reel of sorts. I thought Clip #15 was an excellent blooper.
Beyond that… eh. Maybe next time, if you guys decide to do this again, maybe someone whose one highlight isn’t a drawn-out gag that overstayed its welcome ages ago. Hell, maybe get someone who knows how to write actual comedy. I don’t even care if it’s consistent with Star Trek canon – if you want to make me laugh, give me something funny… YOU DUMMIES!
Make it blow.
See?
That’s funny.
It’s Star Trek Day… apparently.
So they uploaded a new Short Trek animated thing where the captain says a metaphor and ends up offending somebody. It’s a cute little bit. And then it kept going. And it kept going. And then it kept going. And then finally the ship blew up.
What the fuck did I even watch?
Moral of the story; shut the fuck up and you won’t offend anyone.
So we’re about five episodes into the second season of Strange New Worlds and… it is okay. Not great, not good, just… okay. This feels less like “strange new worlds” and more like “let’s rehash stuff” worlds. I will say it’s nice to see the current Trek regime remember what Klingons look like and give us proper Klingons for once. The second episode resolved the whole Number One on trial thing and she’s back on the ship. Third episode is another time travel story that gives us another dose Paul Wesley as Jim Kirk, which is… fine. And then the fourth episode was a thing that happened. I have yet to see the fifth episode.
Beyond that, however, the big news on the Star Trek front seems to be the cancellation of Star Trek: Prodigy. Even though they announced a second season and apparently, that’s in the can, it’s no longer going to be a thing unless they find someone else to pick it up. Not only that, but they’re also taking the show off Paramount+ and using it as a tax write off. There’s a couple shows that they’re pulling from the service and cancelling, but… I don’t know. I’ve heard good things about Prodigy. I have not seen it myself, but apparently, that was a really good show.
Unfortunately, I might have little time to do it, since it was also announced that most of the Star Trek shows will be removed from Crave – which is the Bell streaming service up here in Canada. It’s supposed to happen at the end of the month, but you’ll be able to watch all your favorite Treks on CTV… except I don’t want to watch on CTV; I want to watch on a good quality streamer that doesn’t shit the bed with endless commercials.
For the record, Netflix Canada still has most of the classic Trek shows – it’s only missing the animated series – but who knows how long that’s going to last? In any event, that’s going to be a bummer and it further highlights the drawbacks of streaming. This is where people are going to flaunt the wonders of physical media… which is fine and dandy until those tapes and discs stop working and you’d have to resort to “alternative means” of watching your favorite shows.
So I guess the only ideal solution of full blow preservation in any field is to be a pirate.
Good luck with that.
You’re a big fan of a franchise. You like the movies they put out. Some of the TV shows were pretty good. You’ve even dabbled in some of the official novels and comic books.
But then something comes along and it isn’t quite as good… and much to your dismay, you discover that you not only don’t like this new thing, but you might actually hate it. You consider this an affront to the franchise you’ve grown to love over the years.
It doesn’t end there. Something else comes along and it’s even worse than the other thing. You come to realize that these new things are lesser products devised to set aside all the things you loved about that franchise in favor of trying to appeal that wider, casual audience… otherwise known as the “lowest common denominator.”
All of a sudden, the thing you loved ever since you were a young kid is slowly but surely becoming a thing that you don’t like. You get to that point where you’re becoming the old timer who shouts at the clouds about how everything was better back in the day when the franchise was in its infancy and now everything is just crap or worse.
Does that make you less of a fan?
Of course it fucking doesn’t.
Kids… it’s okay to be a fan of something and not like everything that comes out of it. I have enjoyed many franchises over the years – some of which have been a substantial part of my life in some form or fashion – and I can freely admit that some of the stuff coming from those franchises lately have been… let’s just say “less than stellar.” Does that make me less of a fan of this thing or worse, a “fake fan?”
Of course it fucking doesn’t.
First of all, someone not enjoying the thing you enjoy should not prevent you from enjoying the thing you enjoy. Some things I enjoy are not enjoyed by other people. That does not hamper my enjoyment of these things that some people don’t enjoy as much as I do, if at all. Your enjoyment of something should not be gauged by how many other people are or are not enjoying that something. If you like something that everybody else hates, then more power to you. On the other hand, if you don’t like something that is beloved by many others, that doesn’t make you less of a fan and if anyone else tries to convince you otherwise in a non-joking manner, that’s their problem, not yours.
Like what you like and be done with it. If you like the old stuff, just watch the old stuff. If you like the new stuff, watch the new stuff. If you like everything, then have at it. And if you’d rather spent your time doing something else, then that’s cool too.
I’d tell you not to be a dick, but it seems like every time I hear someone tell people not to be a dick, they eventually become one themselves.
I don’t know what compelled me to type out this piece of business, but hey, it’s something, I suppose.
Source: https://www.engadget.com/star-trek-resurgence-launches-may-23rd-on-most-platforms-170248699.html
She actually said this in a NJPW media thing.
That is all.
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