To Boldly… Not Be Bold

Someone appraised me of the second trailer for “To Boldly Flee” and told me to avoid it. Unfortunately, I didn’t take his advice and checked it out anyway. Now, I kinda wish I hadn’t… because I now have this sinking feeling that this thing is going to outsuck Kickassia. The trailer looks appallingly bad, with crummy special effects, a lackluster plot, and more attempts at cosplaying fail. It almost seems like Channel Awesome wants to produce films akin to the Seltzerberg features… except much more crappier.

There’s putting together a fun little flick that plays to the strengths of the entertainers in order to produce something decent and enjoyable without exposing the weaknesses. There’s putting together a quick little project that comes off as poor quality but contains enough charm and shows enough care put into the work that it can be enjoyed the same way one can enjoy a good “bad” movie. And then there’s making an overproduced, pretentious circle-jerking project whose ambitions far exceed their ability to deliver and is done only to appease the mindless droves of fanatics who care not for a decent product from the producers because “it’s not supposed to be taken seriously” and thus will gobble crap like that up like a heroin addict sniffing the good stuff. And yet when somebody criticizes this supposed holy work, they go into a fit of rage degrading that person for not liking something that was supposed to be silly and not to be taken seriously… hence, they take it seriously.

Thanks, but no thanks. I’ll wait for the potential disaster from Cinemassacre instead. At the very least, James Rolfe will show some level of competence in his upcoming feature.

Compromising

So my old Hotmail thing – the one that I’ve had for about a decade or so – has been blocked and compromised. Due to negligence on my part, I’m unable to get to that account at the moment. So I basically put together a new one and everything will be redirected to that instead. If I can get the other one back, I may essentially kill it and the only remnant of it will be whatever accounts I have labelled with it.

So this should take a better part of my time… lots of time spent on bullshit.

Figures…

Lazy Restaurant Owner Turned Prostitute? Only In Paris!

Source Article:  http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/3012415/Gordon-Ramsay-cook-becomes-200-a-night-hooker.html

Some Scottish woman who used to own a vegetarian restaurant in Paris (and was also featured in the original Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmare show in 2007) went into the hooker business when that place went under. I couldn’t help but chuckle when I read the article, because I figured that she would be the type of woman who would be much happier in that kind of work than run a business.
On a sidenote, I have to say that I really enjoyed the U.K. version tremendously and is one of the few series that I will constantly rewatch on Netflix every so often. While the U.S. version has its chuckle-worthy moments with its melodramatic Dr. Phil-esque moments, I got a bit more out of the original show as it relates to food and stuff. Nowhere near interested in going that career path, but it is a good show nonetheless and worth checking out.

No Restoration Process Thus Far

Restoration of the archives has sort of stalled at the moment. Right now, it’s only a matter of restoring the vlog videos and whatever other things I could put together. But that’s about it…

Oh well… on the bright side, I may very well hit 1000 blog posts before WWE hits their 1000th episode of RAW. And no doubt, my shit will probably be more entertaining in a smaller bite-sized package than their three-hours worth of tripe…
Oh damn… maybe I shouldn’t have said that…

Restoration Process – 20 PerCent

With work taking time, restoring the old archive has been slow. At the very least, I can comfort myself with the fact that the majority of the commentaries are done (only missing one old commentary due to missing raw files and some playthrough commentaries). I’ve also started on restoring old vintage videos (some not even released) and the wrestling game matches. Some might even make it to YouTube.

In the meantime, I’m slowly uploading the remaining reviews onto the Dailymotion page. And come Canada Day, the 100th review will be posted on both channels on the same day… at the same time? Probably not.

Random Thoughts On… TGWTG's Special

…or rather the lack of a special. Apparently, it’s still be worked on, but I find it rather odd that it isn’t ready yet, since in the past couple years, their anniversary special would either be released already or in progress by this time of year. Mind you, I found their prior attempts at epics to be dismal (and made a couple reviews out of it) but if they’re taking the extra time to make it actually something resembling good and something that the casual fan or outsider could enjoy, then that’s probably a good thing. While there are some things they can’t fix – if the performances themselves are shit, there’s not much they can do about that – the extra time allotted could be used to make the most of what they could.

In any case, I really hope that the TGWTG people can put out a product that can be enjoyed by as much as of an audience as possible. There’s no point in making a film for the fans because the sad truth is that the majority of die-hard fans will like whatever shit that site produces. And that’s not an insult or low blow. That’s the goddamn truth. So building a product with such a limited (in more ways than one) audience seems short-sighted and foolish in my view.
I have said this before and I’ll say it again; Doug, don’t fuck this up.

On that note… Spoony is apparently gone from TGWTG.

Source: http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/thenews/35675-a-farewell-to-noah-antwiler-aka-spoonyone-with-ca

Surprised to hear about this. Don’t know if anything happened and I don’t want to speculate… but yeah. Didn’t see that coming.

Best of luck, Noah.

Restoration Process 11 PerCent

Finished redoing the early set of reviews. Began work on restoring some commentary videos. The commentaries are pretty easy to restore in this case; a couple of them are simply merged versions of previously 2-part commentary videos and the rest are more or less intact. The only issue is that the rendering takes quite a bit of time to pull off, which means I have to keep busy on other things. So we’ll see.

In the meantime, I’ve slowly begun work on more reviews for a future event. More on that later down the road.

RA2:SE review… ??? LULZ1

I mentioned in a previous blog post that my hard drive containing my video archive crashed and I have been rebuilding these rendered videos using the raw Vegas files. Unfortunately, due to my earlier inexperience and mismanagement of files, I lost a couple reviews. One of them was Rebel Assault II, the 2010 review. I was originally going to do a rebuild of the file, but I think it would be partly interesting to put together a “special edition” of the review. This would include re-ripped footage, re-edits, and possibly a redub.

The re-edit MIGHT be seen online. We’ll see.