COMIC REVIEW – Mighty Morphin Power Rangers #6 (Hamilton Comics)

The final issue of the first miniseries is another two-story issue.

The first story, “Attack Of The Gargantutron!”, poses an interesting premise; a monster is attacking and the teens are summoned to take it on, but they can’t answer because they’re in the middle of class! There’s a couple little bits that I liked here; Alpha recording a log entry (recording in MORPHIN MODE no less), the P.E. teacher calling for a new, unseen character called Kimberly Smith (either that or nobody knew who these characters’ full names were), and the Rocky dream (not THAT Rocky or THAT kind of dream, either). Story is nothing special; your usual Ranger fare. Al Bigley returns for art duties here and somehow the line art is just all over the place. The most you can say that characters look like what they’re supposed to, but they’re drawn in the most exaggerated manner possible that it comes across as goofy. I want to say that this gets better, but it really doesn’t.

Shop Till You Drop… Dead! is the second story in which Finster concocts a shopping mall as a trap for anyone involved, since all the shop merchants and staff are really monsters in disguised. Rocky and Kim eventually get caught, but then escape and help save the day. You know, maybe this should’ve been in the last issue and the “Grounded” story should’ve been placed here; then there’d be continuity. In any event, this is another story concept that would’ve benefitted from a full issue, but otherwise is fine. Gray Morrow returns to handle art duties for the first time since the very first issue and it’s pretty rough goings. The costumes are drawn more like  something out of a bootleg production, not proper MMPR. There is one particular frame that would probably appease some horny teens back in the day, but other than that, the art is pretty poor here.

So that’s the conclusion of the first miniseries. Next up, we’ve got the second Hamilton mini that comprises four issues. Will the writing be a little more consistent? Maybe…

COMIC REVIEW – Mighty Morphin Power Rangers #5 (Hamilton Comics)

From this point on in Hamilton’s run, each Power Rangers comic comes with TWO stories. And as such, we have two creative teams telling different stories. Both are returning artists and probably the two best artists on the book in my opinion, which is good because both stories have good art.

The first story is “Grounded”, which sees the Rangers facing off against a goofy three-handed cowboy looking fellow who can only be defeated with an arrow from the Pink Ranger’s Power Bow… because you know, cowboys and indians and all that jazz… Alas, Kimberly is grounded by her parents for overspending… which is something that I’m surprised hasn’t happened on the show because you’d think someone who likes to shop as much as she does would eventually get to that point. The story isn’t much and the smaller page count as a result of the new format doesn’t do it much favors, but again, this is a fairly basic idea that would have fit in nicely as a possible episode idea for the show. John Heebink’s art compliments the piece quite nicely.

On the other end of the proverbial Power Coin, we’ve got “Stranger In A Strange Land,” which depicts the teens practicing their skydiving moves for the upcoming movie (er, not really, but work with me here), only for Aisha to be whooshed off to what looks like Angel Grove, but somehow really isn’t. And when she encounters someone who looks like her, things get a bit weird. There’s actually an intriguing element behind this one, but the short page count hurts this one more than anything and the end result is something that is rushed through and not given enough time to breathe. As such, it’s just a thing that happened, complimented with Sparky Moore’s solid illustrations.

COMIC REVIEW – Mighty Morphin Power Rangers #4 (Hamilton Comics)

So here we are; the very first MMPR comic book I ever picked up and one of the few comics I still possess in my small-ish collection to this day. And coincidentally enough, it’s the first issue in the series to feature the White Ranger. We’re four issues in and we’ve only seen Tommy in two of these damn things, it’s really shocking.

Unfortunately, Tommy the White Ranger is written like Tommy the Green Ranger; someone who feels like a sixth wheel on this well-oiled five wheel machine. Even more unfortunate is that even though we have new Rangers, there’s no explanation as to how we’ve got this change in cast. Even worse, the new Rangers are written so that they act much like the old Rangers. So Aisha’s translating Billy’s technobabble and Rocky’s the defacto leader of the group. Amazingly, at no point during these early issues is Adam depicted as a master of hip hop kido; something that would’ve been a sight to behold.

Fortunately, the stories in this miniseries are so basic and barebones that it really doesn’t matter who’s filling what shoes. There’s a monster that’s turning all the parkland into poisonous swamps and the Rangers have to take care of him. Swamp Man sounds like a name of a rejected robot master pile from Mega Man (or at least, something out of the numerous fan games out there) and his design is just that of a simple mud man design, but the way he’s killed off is fairly ingenious and gives Tommy something to do in this comic book.

Sparky Moore provides the art for this issue and would be back for several issues. His art is simplistic and nowhere near as messy as the previous issues, though this means that the fight scenes are somewhat underwhelming. On the flip side, however, Moore has a tendency to get the faces right, almost to the point where some depictions almost capture the likeness of the actors as though they were tracings of still shots or promotional material. Moore would do more issues later on, including the next one.

A pretty standard, run of the mill issue. Next issue, we begin the two-story format and Tommy has more stuff to do here… so there we go.

Haim Saban Re-Acquires Power Rangers – new episodes to air on Nick

It’s all here. And given that several news sources have confirmed it, this is indeed legit.

Hmm… well, this certainly confirms that there’s going to be new material down the line. And while people are triumphantly declaring this a return to form, I’m going to steal a bit from Wil Wheaton and claim that I’m cautiously optimistic.

On the one hand, I always felt that the Saban-era shows were stronger than the Disney-era shows and despite the relative cheap nature of the series, seemed to have more care involved in assuring a quality product. On the other hand, the fact that Saban has control again doesn’t guarantee the success and quality of the older shows. After all, it’s been a while since he’s done this.

Now part of the news also disclosed that Saban inked a deal to produce 20 new episodes to air on Nickelodeon, with the backlot of 700 episodes playing on Nicktoons. Great idea for those who have Nick, bad idea for those DON’T.

I guess if new eps do happen, I’ll be watching them off YouTube.

COMIC REVIEW – Mighty Morphin Power Rangers #3 (Hamilton Comics)

The third issue of Hamilton Comics’ first Mighty Morphin comic miniseries sees regular series writer Donald Markstein take a brief break from carrying this run on his back and filling in is writer Jack C. Harris. The story for this one is somewhat silly; Kimberly is scolded by her mother for not cleaning her room – we’ve all been there.

However, when the Rangers need to deal with a monster, it turns out Kimberly lost her coin and that it’s buried in her room somewhere. Turns out her coin was used as a coaster for a pop drink. I was not aware you could do such a thing with a coin considering the massive size difference, but then again, power coins aren’t drawn with any real consistency in terms of dimensions throughout these early comics. Actually, consistency is hardly something that is a priority with these comics.

The story is kinda goofy even for Power Rangers and the art from issue artist Al Bigley is a bit messy; the only strong point being that everyone looks the part, but the line art is a bit chaotic. Almost as if this was drawn in a rush and handed in before having to take a dump. That said, it’s far from the worst art I’ve seen in this run and Bigley would be back for a couple more stories. All in all, not a strong issue, but not completely terrible.

Also worth noting; this is the first issue to feature Rocky, Aisha, and Adam as the new Power Rangers, effectively replacing the original half of the team after a big ol’ two issues. Much like Lord Zedd, the three Rangers are just shoehorned into the story and basically assume the roles of their predecessors. (Rocky assumes the leadership role Jason held, Aisha translate Billy-speak, Adam does… whatever Adam does.)

Tommy does not appear in this issue in any way, shape, or form; postponing the comics debut of the White Ranger by another issue.

COMIC REVIEW – Mighty Morphin Power Rangers #2 (Hamilton Comics)

If there is one aspect to Hamilton Comics’ Mighty Morphin Power Rangers run that is readily apparent as you dig into each issue, it’s the rotating artists. In our second issue, the art duties fall to John Heebink and Aaron McClellan. And I’d have to say that the artwork is a step up from the previous issue, settling for a clean-looking style typical of a comic book and yet managing to catch the likenesses of the various characters rather well. This would be the art crew that would eventually draw the later Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Saga mini-series that would serve as the swan song to Hamilton’s license.

As for the storyline, Ernie wants the Power Rangers’ autographs and decides to dress up as a Goat Man to get their attention. However, Zedd has Finster create a Goat Man of his own to fight the Rangers. It’s a fairly harmless story that’s a bit on the goofy side, but it’s actually the kind of story that would translate well to TV.

The only piece of significance in regards to the Hamilton run is that this issue marks the first and only appearance of the Green Ranger in these main books, only appearing the short-lived MMPR: Saga miniseries that ended the Hamilton run (more on that down the road). Tommy no shows the next issue and by the time he appears in issue 4, he’ll be the White Ranger AND we’ll have the big cast switchover, with no explanation for either in the comics.

The Real Tommy Ship

More often than not, I come across a question that has plagued Power Rangers fandom since the dawn of time; Tommy/Kimberly or Tommy/Katherine? There doesn’t seem to be an in-between in this scenario; you were either with one side or another.

However, I propose another possibility that is not only much more likely, but also factually correct in this regard.


See, the one commonality with both of these relationships – besides both girls’ names starting with the letter K – is that both girls happen to be Pink Rangers at the time of their run. Kimberly was the original Pinky while Kat was the replacement Pinky. And when Kimberly broke up with Tommy via production-mandated Dear John letter, the first person he tried (and failed) to rebound and hook up with was a skiing champion named Heather, who wore a pink coat.

Henceforth, the real answer to this conundrum is Tommy/Pink Ranger. Which Pink Ranger? Precisely.

Midway through Power Rangers Turbo, the old Rangers get replaced with new Rangers save for Justin the kid Blue Ranger. The veterans were given about as much of a graceful exit as you could ask for and the new kids were off to a fantastic start. That means no more Tommy.

However, let’s change that scenario a bit and let’s make TOMMY the one who sticks around while everyone else gets replaced with newbies (and yes, Justin is replaced by TJ as the Blue Ranger.) So, now Tommy, the most popular Ranger of all time according to people, suddenly has no girlfriend because Kat is long gone.

But… somewhere along the way, Tommy receives another production-mandated Dear John letter from Katherine. And so the first person Tommy tries to hook up with… Cassie, the new Pink Ranger.

Much like the relationship with Katherine, the Tommy/Cassie relationship doesn’t go as far as the Tommy/Kim relationship and even less so, since the Power Chamber is destroyed and the now former Turbo Rangers have to go after Divatox and search for Zordon. Tommy, unfortunately, can’t join them along for the ride for some production-mandated reason. And so Power Rangers In Space plays out pretty much as you expect.

And then we get to Lost Galaxy, where instead of Leo being the Red Ranger, we get TOMMY as the Red Ranger. And the first person he hooks up with is Kendrix Morgan, who eventually becomes the Pink Ranger. The relationship, again, doesn’t get very far due to conflicting personalities, but Tommy still manages to love Kendrix until she eventually dies.

Tommy is distraught… but this lasts for a short while until Karone eventually becomes the Pink Ranger and then he hooks up with her. THIS relationship sort of works based on a common ground; both were once evil and both are atoning for past sins. We don’t see if this develops beyond a date here and there because by the end of the series, they end up on Mirinoi.

At some point, Tommy makes his way back to Earth and somehow earns himself a PhD in palaeontology. He eventually hooks up with Hailey, a tech geek who never wears pink and thus is just a trusted friend rather than a shipping friend. Eventually, three kids find dino gems and become Power Rangers. None of the kids or gems are Pink Rangers. Tommy considered turning the yellow gem into a pink gem… but then by his very nature, he would be forced to hook up with Kira, holder of said yellow gem who is in high school.

And that’s why you should be shipping Tommy getting raped by the tree from The Evil Dead.

Separated At Birth?

You ever had one of those times where you notice one thing almost looks like another?

Case in point; Shellshock, the Traffic Light Turtle from a first season episode of Power Rangers. First time I saw him, he instantly reminded me of Tokka, the mutant snapping turtle who first appeared in the second Ninja Turtles movie.

It makes you wonder… and sad that both have lived short lives.

Tokka eventually de-mutated back to its old, lovable snappy self while Shellshock ate Power Sword.

Power Rangers Game Wizard LCD Handheld Video

Written August 8th, 2015
Digging through the archives and I saw this old 2008 video where I was showing this Game Wizard Power Rangers handheld thing. It doesn’t show off gameplay, the vocal and picture quality is god-awful – I think this was taken with a digital camera that has long since left the world of the living – and the video as a whole is short, but it’s a fun lookback.

In hindsight, I kinda wish I still had this. Then again, I kinda wish this was still working.

Oh well…

JDF Gets Into MMA

Former Power Ranger actor Jason Frank has taken up fighting in a cage. Actually, he’s had a couple fights already and has won them both, so he has a chance… then again, that’s what we all say when there’s a new fighter out to prove himself.

Click here to read random article about JDF.

Good luck, dude. You’ll need it since you have no Dragonzord to help you now. HA! HA! HA!

Er… forget it.

Later.