Random Thought About… Shell Shocked

Interesting dilemma here… the PRiS episode “Shell-Shocked” which featured the TMNT… or rather, the Ninja turtles from the Next Mutation series, are suddenly tossed out of the sewer and are greeted by Astronema, whom none of the Turtles supposedly know about… well, except for Venus, who refers to Astronema as the “princess of evil.” This despite Astronema never introducing herself as such… how could she have know if the Turtles supposedly never heard of Astronema and believe the exploits of the Power Rangers to be make believe.

Let’s not forget that this is PRiS’ fourth episode, which means Astronema isn’t generally well-known to the Earthers… so how the fuck does Venus know about Astronema?!

WTF indeed…

Review #067 – Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (Super NES)

Later tonight, the remainder of Breakdown!
Tomorrow, Power Rangers CD and the beginning of Eighth Coin!

*Yeah, this is a Dailymotion video upload. YouTube will get this later this week, but for the Dailymotion crowd and this blog, I’m uploading all the Power Rangers reviews I’ve got thus far.

VIDEO – Does This Woman Eat The Skulls Of Children To Survive?

The question is in reference to an old Rangerboard meme regarding Tracy Lynn Cruz (she who played the Yellow Chick in latter-half Turbo and entire In Space) and her seemingly ageless appearances in which she needs to feed off skulls of children in order to maintain such youthfulness. Tracy didn’t answer the question because it sounds stupid… but then again, who could blame her? It’s such a stupid question to begin with…

Then again, you knew it had to happen sooner or later… just like this one time when someone asked Austin St. John about his alleged gay porno career that he never had so shut the fuck up, son. Jason will fuck you up, motherfucker. You hear me?

JASON WILL FUCK YOU UP, SON.