Category: Online Shenanigans

Two 30 Second Ads For One Thirty-Second Video?

Beastly In 5 Seconds is 30 seconds, with the WORST Plinkett impersonation ever… and that warrants sitting through a minute’s worth of ads?

Fuck you, Noah. I hope those viewings of Impact… well, actually, no. I’d never hope that on anybody, to be honest.

Except you… yes, you. You know who you are.

Kickassia Does Not Kick Ass

So for the past day or so, I’ve been leaving some comments on Asalieri’s YouTube channel. A good majority of these comments pertain to Kickassia, a six-part miniseries produced by website That Guy With The Glasses which serves as their second anniversary event. Anyway, I realized that as much as I was expressing my thoughts and reply to a couple comments, I was taking it a bit too far with my endless spamming of comments. While it engaged some replies, ultimately it isn’t fair to anyone and especially to Asalieri that I use his channel as a place to vent my disappointment on a video that he has nothing to do with.

As a matter of fact, I received a PM suggesting I do a video review of Kickassia as opposed to continually post endless ramblings. I don’t intend on doing that (I posted a perfectly simple five word review that says all), but I do want to make up for the trouble I might have caused. Therefore, I sent Asalieri a PM a short while ago apologizing for the recent behavior and told him that I won’t be beating the dead horse anymore. It’s just not worth the trouble.
(2023 Update: For the record, Asalieri had replied back and wondered what the fuss was all about since he was in agreement with my feelings that Kickassia wasn’t any good. In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t bothered with an apology, since it was a complete waste of time and others have done much worse.)
Now that we got that out of the way… for anyone who absolutely needs to know my thoughts on the recent six-part borefest known as Kickassia, I present my thoughts on the project (hint: the title should give you a pretty good idea). I’m not going to call it a review because it’s more like a rambling, but I guess it could pass as one.

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