Pinky Gets To Goal, Pinky Gets To Wear Pinky Tights… So…

Congrats to Amy Jo Johnson for achieving her indiegogo goal of $75,000 a few short hours ago… and with 20 days to spare! Also, as a result of this achievement, she’ll be donning pink tights on Friday. As long as she doesn’t dye her hair pink like some other old timer did, everything will be fine. If you can spare a few bucks, consider giving some to The Space Between.

For the record, I opted for the Power Rangers photobook.

Link to the page;
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-space-between–4

An Abortion Of A Doctor Who Episode… Okay, That Was Lame.

So Twitter is having a ball with the recent episode of Doctor Who, which apparently revolves around the decision of giving the moon an abortion. It is as ridiculous as it sounds. And yet people are talking about the abortion allegory this episode is apparently shooting out. You can follow that stuff here, but leave me out of it.

Monster Madness Coming Soon… Wait For That Instead.

http://cinemassacre.com/2014/09/23/monster-madness-2014-promo/

After suffering (yes, suffering) through two hours of dreck, I’m anxiously looking forward to the latest edition of Monster Madness madness where James Rolfe looks at a bunch of horror stuff. Forget the ego-trip vanity movie; THIS is something worth waiting for.

Yeah, I’m not doing a good job of keeping it subtle, am I?

Jay Dee Eff Turned Away From Canadian Border

According to this Rangercrew thread with no source, Jay Dee Eff was stopped at the Canadian Border and thus can’t make it to some fan expo in Toronto. I have to question the validity of this claim, but if that’s the case, then I guess there’s faith to be had with the people protecting our borders. Tough luck to the folks looking forward to meeting him, but you’re not really missing much.

Jason Douchebag Frank At It Again…

Not dignifying this with the usual PR tag, especially in regards to the publicity whore known as Jason Douchebag Frank. In any case, here’s a recent (now deleted) Facebook comment he posted regarding Austin St. John and a video showing of one his site admins some self-defense moves.

What Jason Dumb Fuck here is referring to is a ten-second snippet of video in which Austin St. John was showing some self-defense techniques to one of his admins, but my understanding is that the clip was taken out of context to make him look good (‘cuz he’s keepin’ it real, yo), rather than show the whole video about of his detailing on what a dirty fighter would do. You know, someone who just wants to beat people up without any regard for things like honor or the martial arts or anything of the sort.

Here’s the entire video in question, posted last month, in which he demonstrates to one of the admins of his FB fanpage, that, if you have long hair, there are some ways, with proper training, that you can get out of it.

You want to talk about people who haven’t changed, Judas Frank? How about you look in the mirror and see yourself for the egomaniacal douchebag that you truly are, the kind of person who will take anything someone says out of context and twist it so that you can make them look bad, all under the pretense of a true martial artist. Stop using Jesus as a shield to continue your blasphemous actions and be a real man. Move on with your life. Do better things. Be better. Take the high road for once in your life. Clearly, he has. As did your other castmates. Why can’t you?

To quote a character you once played, sir, NOT EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND YOU.

New Wonder Woman… Meh…

Apparently, this is a real thing. A promotional image of Gal Gadot decked out in what is supposed to be a new Wonder Woman costume in that upcoming Batman movie also featuring Superman, in which she seems to play a rather prominent role in the war against primary colors.

Is it wrong for me to say that I’ve seen women and costumes featured in superheroine fetish films and porn parodies that pull off the Wonder Woman look better than what I’m seeing here? Poor girl looks like she might fall apart picking up a pebble or something.

And people wonder why we never got a live-action Wonder Woman movie.

AVGN Movie Trailer #2 is out…

The picture pretty much says it all, doesn’t it?

I’m not gonna link it. It’s on YouTube somewhere. I’m sure you’ll find it. You’ll probably like it… which means you probably won’t like what I’m writing here.

You know… my expectations weren’t exactly high when the movie was announced, especially when it would revolve around E.T. for Atari 2600 and the whole landfill thing (that was discovered and excavated in real life, by the way). And when the first trailer for this thing hit, my initial reaction was that it looked decent on a technical level, but I still wasn’t sold on the story being told… or the acting, for that matter… but I’ll reserve final judgment on the finished product.

But after watching this second trailer… how do I put this delicately as to not fray any weak-minded fans of that particular franchise?

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Just To Hammer My Previous Point…

This is the original teaser poster for the Angry Video Game Nerd movie, as featured on the Cinemassacre website. I’ll save you the trouble of clicking on the link to the older posting and just repost my thoughts here, since they’re pretty much the same now as they were back then…

“It’s a nice looking poster. Mostly monochrome, mostly dark, but I rather like it.

“Unfortunately, the poster also does a good job of misleading me into believing that this is going to be something of a dark horror comedy sort of film rather than the schlock that the teaser trailer has been showcasing. In fact, a dark horror comedy film starring the Nerd character has the potential to be the much more interesting film that could potentially give that franchise a worthwhile production. I know Rolfe could pull it off if he wanted to… but he won’t.

“And it’s a shame, because in my mind, that’s probably what he’s best at.”

And after watching some of Rolfe’s older stuff, I still find a Nerd movie done in the same fashion as those older films to be the more potentially interesting film than whatever the fuck that thing is he’s trying to pass off as a movie.

Okay, I’ll shut up about this now. Enjoy the teaser poster, folks.

Breaking News: CM Punk Went To The Bathroom

In a late-breaking development, former WWE vagabond CM Punk was last sighted going to the bathroom shortly after making a few quick twits on Twitter. In other news, Jason “Douchebag” Frank is still pining for a fight with the former WWE champion because, you know, the fans. By the way, JDF, how’s that fight with Van Damme going for you?