The Adventures Of Captain Wesley Crusher (PILOT Episode)

2025 Notes:
A one-shot “pilot episode” of a series that was never intended to be. The general idea was to take the first season version of Wesley Crusher – the version that was obnoxious and was made to be smarter than all the professionals on the ship – and make him captain of the Enterprise. This was based on readings of Wil Wheaton’s TNG reviews that were eventually compiled into a book called Memories Of The Future.

Shortly after posting, I got a couple comments accusing me of being a Wesley hater – “obviously” because of the overexaggerated nature of his caricature. People seemed to have overlooked that it was intended to be overexaggerated. It says so in the disclaimer as stated below. This was harmless comedy that took something from an actor’s rummaging of his older work and took it to eleventy billion. Also, a Wesley hater would have seen Wesley die at the end of this story; mine ended with Wesley’s daydream interrupted by Captain Picard demanding he get off his chair.

No ill-will towards the character… though I sadly can’t say the same for the actor who portrayed him these days.

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Enterprise: These WERE The Voyages

The crew of the Starship Enterprise NX-01 received some unfortunate news regarding the future of their mission. A completely tongue-in-cheek parody written shortly after news of Enterprise’s cancellation hit.

FUN FACT: This story was briefly posted on Fanfiction.Net before it was taken down due to what was deemed “disregard to proper language.” I have no idea what they mean by that, but I never made another attempt to repost the story on there, so consider this a Webstation exclusive (for whatever that’s worth.)

Disclaimer: The author would like to remind readers that Star Trek and related properties are owned by Paramount/CBS Consumer and not the author.

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