Category: DTM’s Fiction

Flash Fiction #21 – The Lonely Road

(It’s been a while since I did one of these and I’ve actually whipped up a few. I’ll be posting one of these every other week, so that’s another thing to knock off the ribs. For those who want a refresher, Flash Fiction is a genre of fiction wherein a story is told in under 300 words, though I’ve also heard less than a thousand. In any event, here’s the first one.)

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Solder Gal To Sell Consoles… Let’s (Not) Talk About It

Solder Gal, the world’s most popular female rapper in the entire universe, is making a video game console.

Or rather, Solder Gal is just selling the consoles at her website, Solder SisTem. For approximately eleventy billion dollars, you can get a knock off game console preloaded with 200 built-in games, all of them emulated versions of actual video games that Solder Gal more than likely doesn’t have the rights to sell. On top of that, the console doesn’t even emulate the games featured properly, as some have low frame rates, run slowly, and some even glitch out the graphics.

Something like this deserves to wither away and die, but because it’s Solder Gal selling these stupid things, we’re going to have every single dumb fuck on the Internet talk about it. Whether it’s that cucumber-eating fatass at ReviewTechTitties, those two jackasses on the Cup Podcast, or every other article on that fucking NintendoLoveRoms news site who think some shitty fan art is a worthy news item, this shit is going to be circulating through the media rounds for the next five years and become a meme for stupid Youtube comments for years to come.

The moral of the story: don’t give this moron attention.

Threat Of The Double Eagle: A Star Fleet After-Action Report

So this is a Star Trek fanfic thing that takes inspiration from Star Fleet Battles – specifically inspiration from the X-Ship line, but not actually inspired by said X-ships. This almost comes across as more of a Star Fleet fanfic than a Star Trek one (despite similar origins, the two are largely divergent afterwards.)

Disclaimer: Paramount owns Star Trek. I do not.

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Flash Fiction #14 – Unknown Cyclists Retire

Dug this up from the archives while doing a bit of clean up. This was written as part of a gag newsletter for a school project back in the early-2000s, so it’s probably the oldest piece of business here as far as the flash fiction bits go. Have fun.

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