I Can Do MEMEs Too

Cope Has To Go Now

His planet (Beth) needs him.

Hope he doesn’t die on his way back to his own planet or something.

Star Trek Turns 59…

Here’s your Captain’s Log… from The Enemy Within.

Let’s see Paul Wesley try and replicate THIS showing.

Happy 59th, Star Trek. Let’s hope your 60th turns out some really good stuff or else you’re fucked.

Ah yes… the year 2268… in which the young, dashing James Kirk as played by veteran actor Paul Wesley is somehow transformed into being played by daring young gun actor William Shatner and all the sets are somehow cheaper than they were when Captain Pike was in command.

I’m telling you; it’s the hair. Once they swapped captains for one that wore a hairpiece, everything went to shit and then everyone lost their memories. How do you account for all these people not knowing things that happened years ago?

But yes, through Amazon Prime, I recently gifted myself a Paramount Plus subscription service to go along with the Netflix sub that will happen this week so that I can watch the Summerslam replay. No, I will not be watching Section 31, but I will catch up on Strange New Worlds.

Gunn With The Superman Ball

Superman is good, everyone. Go watch it.

No Review On Fourth Of July. I Refuse.

Normally, there’d be a review, but since it’s the fourth of July and we’re in a trade war with our neighbors down south, I’m civically and dutifully obligated to refuse to post content on this blog… so the above is all you’re getting today.

Stop making America shit and then we’ll talk.

Or wait until tomorrow, where it’ll be business as usual and I’ll go back to loving you all.

Until then, go fuck yourselves.

Later.