DTM BLOG Classic Is Now Closed FOREVER

This doesn’t mean anything to anyone since it hasn’t been touched for a good long while, but I recently closed my original DTM BLOG Classic and left the following notice on the page:

I started this webspace back in 1999, back when it was called Dave’s Webpage. It underwent an number of other names – The Twisted Realm Of DTM, DTM Webstation, and a couple others… but when I discovered Tripod’s blogging feature in 2004, the website became a secondary hub to the blog that would be dubbed DTM Blog. And for the better part of five years, it was my main web presence for better or worse. And then I discovered the Blogger service in 2009 and migrate my main presence there, with this sticking around for a few years as something of a historical archive. I kept the page up mostly for myself, but keep a link to the site for those interested.
But there comes a time when all good things must come to an end. And as I take a huge step forward in 2019, it eventually means having to let go a few things. Some of those things could be trivial, while others have been a major part of your life. This would fall under the latter category. And so it is with a heavy heart that I announce that DTM Blog Classic has officially been shut down. This page will stay online until an undetermined date, by which point, any and all traces of this webspace that has been a part of my life since 1999 will be gone for good.
Six years ago, I wrote the final page of this original DTM Blog. Today, I close the book. Tomorrow, I bury it in the grave.
The Tripod space, in general, has been a sticking point in my early life. While the Webstation had migrated over to various web services that have proven futile, this Tripod space held firm, being the place where my main blog took place. Again, the DTM Blog represents something of a transitional phase in my web presence, for lack of a better term. It was originally supposed to be a companion piece to my old website, the DTM Webstation. But somewhere along the way, the Blog ended up getting more of my attention than the Webstation. Maybe it was the ease of use. Maybe it was the lack of hassle in updating templates and uploading pages upon pages worth of content and hope all the links worked properly. All I know is that somewhere along the way, the Webstation eventually went the way of the doo-doo and my focus was on this blog.

Of course, it eventually got to a point where the Tripod blogging software wasn’t going to suffice given the slightly more ambitious plans I was going for. I was about to post videos around 2009 and the cumbersome editor wasn’t going to cut it. Someone had suggested the Blogger site and I made an account there. The end result is two blogs; The Twisted Realm of DTM and the DTM Review Archive.

With those blogs, I could do a lot more than I could on the Tripod space… and it was also much easier and bearable to embed videos there than here. For a while, I managed both Twisted Blog (as it was known at the time) and this blog, but the Twisted Blog eventually took precedence and in April 2010, I formally retired the DTM Blog, relegated it to an archive of older works. In 2013, I made that retirement of the whole space more permanent. And while I initially resisted and flat out rejected the notion of shutting this space down, I eventually realized that I needed to consolidate all my web presence to one singular platform. That eventually means getting rid of the excess stuff.

And so, in a few short months, I aim to clear the room… for good.

While this blog and this space is done for good, my excessive ramblings and depressing memoirs continue over at dtm666.com, which is due to undergo a major change in the coming months. And so, to everyone who has ever taken the time to check out some of my written ramblings and whatnots, I thank you for your time and your indulgence. I sincerely hope that you’ve gotten a little something out of these ramblings because I’ve certainly got something far more substantial than anything imaginable. It’s been a thrill and a hell of a ride, but now we’ve come to our last stop.

The book is closed. Thanks for stopping by.

DTM BLOG Classics #51 – Revisiting The “Secret Spider-Man” Movie

Today’s DTM Blog Classic archive post is something of a chronicle, covering a subject matter that I’ve touched on multiple times over the course of the blog’s life time. The majority of posts took place in 2004-2005, but the final thoughts came in 2011, which is why this is backdated to 2011 rather than when the earliest posts were done.

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DTM BLOG Classics #50 – What The F—? (a.k.a. what killed DTM BLOGClassic for good.)

You may have noticed that I’ve been posting links here and there rather than the usual Clickie. I’m not going to lie. The blogging software seems to have some kind of glitch where the linking window won’t pop up or will pop up empty. While I could just post the link and mess around with the HTML code, I don’t really feel like doing that. If the function is there, I should be able to use it without hassle.

It bears mentioning that it could something from my end, but I’ve tried the same thing on some other computer (located elsewhere) and I get the same fucking problem.

I really don’t want to start bashing Tripod because of this, but this has been happening for at least a couple months. It is getting frustrating when I have to go to FRONTPAGE or the like to write my formatted post and then paste it to the blogging software hoping everything works without a hitch.

Some commented if this blog’s going away as a result. That’s not going to happen. As much as I complain, I’ve stuck through worse periods and a little inconvenience isn’t going to hinder my efforts or cause me to go away.

However, it is going to slow down posting on this blog… along with the rest of the shit that’s going on in my life at the moment.

I’ll be going now.

2019 POSTSCRIPT
When I said that this blog was going to slow down on the posts, what I ended up meaning was the posts were going to stop almost cold turkey. There were a couple more along the way, but honestly, this was a long time coming. Eventually, it got to the point where my blogging needs were much more than what Tripod was offering.

That, along with the relative ease of the Blogger system and the whole video thing starting up, ended up being the catalyst to not only making the new blog my permanent blog of choice (but also killed the idea of a “proper” website altogether. The original blog stuck around until this year, but as far as regular updates went… it stopped being a go-to thing ages ago.

DTM BLOG Classics #49 – The Wrath Of Crohn

Nasty little stomach virus has kept me incapacitated for the better part of a week… so bad I had to miss two days of work which pisses me off to no end, but I’m starting to feel a little better. A trip to the hospital has shown that I’m not suffering from any ulcers, faulty appendices, kidney stones, or any of that fun stuff. I still have to go back for a CT scan, but you know… I’m not going to jinx it. Bye.

You remember “Encounter At Farpoint”, the pilot episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation? Remember when they’re down on the planet and Deanna Troi is suddenly whimpering “Pain! Pain! So much pain!” Remember that?

Yeah, that’s what I’m starting to feel like right now.

Pain… so much fucking pain…

For the moment, effective pain relievers and herbal teas are helping with my recent episode of torture – and with two weeks off, I’ll have plenty of time to get some personal projects done… because I’m apparently not well enough to travel.

(2025 Update: I don’t go out and explicitly say it, but this was around the time that I first got my diagnosis of Crohn’s Disease, which is something that continues to affect me to this very day. I’m managing, though… that much, I’m thankful for.)

DTM BLOG Classics #47 – Quick Blog Observations

Every so often, I venture down the hallow halls of the original DTM Blog… and every so often, I’ll post quick updates from current days. It’s an interesting little side project that sometimes makes it worth revisiting the old site. Here are some quick examples and observations.

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DTM BLOG Classics #46 – Steve Shaves, Freddie Leaves

According to PWinsider.com, actor Freddie Prinze Jr. is no longer working in WWE. For those who didn’t know, Prinze was part of the Smackdown creative team under Michael Hayes since July of last year. Amazing that he even lasted that long, but the same article says that he was well liked by the company, so I don’t know.

Clicking on this link from PWPIX.NET will show screencaps of a clean-shaven Stone Cold walking around a street corner or something. Yes, he looks old. That’s what happens when you’re old. You look old. Either that or you look like plastic.

Apparently, Stone Cold shaving his beard is such major news that it has made the headlines on rajah.com. Unfortunately, wwe.com failed to mention that bit, as they try to avoid mentioning that Stone Cold died with the shaving of the beard or some stupid shit like that. Apparently, people will have to settle for Stunning Steve instead. Whatever.

Found this at someone’s blog and thought to share them here. Can you guess all the champions in the allotted time?

Guess the IC Champions – Click hereGuess the WWE Champions – Click here
Guess the Kings of the Ring – Click here

DTM BLOG Classics #45 – Some Quick Rasslin’ Bits

I had written a nice post yesterday about the Irate Gamer’s latest episode (half a review of the SNES Aladdin game and half cheesy variety show), but alas the post didn’t upload. Rather than repost the whole spiel, I’ll just say this:

Mr. Bores, your production is fairly impressive by YouTube standards, but your actual reviewing skills leave much to be desired. It seems obvious to me that this show of yours is becoming more and more gimmicky each time (and to be fair, some could say the same about AVGN). Your NEO episodes are fairly close to the review style that is respectable, so try applying that type of effort into your original show and I’ll be happy. Thanks.

A couple other quick comments:

– WWE has signed former NWA/TNA World champion Christian (Cage) for a second stint in the company; a guy who was poised to be in the main event picture with a run-in at the Royal Rumble before things changed; a guy who has pretty much done it all and left the company because he wasn’t getting the treatment he felt he deserved; a guy whose talent and drive was overlooked the first time around… and they dump him on the third-rate television show to feud with some guy named Jack Swagger, who happens to be champion on the show?

Wow… just wow. I don’t know whether this is supposed to be a step up or not. Certainly not the type of return I was expecting Christian (Cage) to make. But whatever makes him happy, I guess.

– Brett Rattner, the guy responsible for three Rush Hour flicks and one shitty X-Men movie, has been tapped to bring the Image Comics comic Youngblood to the big screen. Apparently, I missed the entire demand for a Youngblood movie… what, were the rights to Doom’s IV too expensive for the producers?

– Chris Jericho got into an altercation with some stupid fans who wouldn’t leave him alone and ended up punching one of them after being provoked and pushed around. Kids, when wrestlers go home, LET THEM GO HOME. You have nothing to gain by being a complete douche to the other guy. If a wrestler or anyone else knocks you out, it’s because you’re the one being the asshole and not the other guy. Props to Jericho for standing up to the Confederacy of Dunces in Victoria, BC.

– Just to comment on the GSP Vasoline situation going on after his last fight… apparently, Vasoline is the new steroid in UFC. Wouldn’t surprise me if most guys are using Vasoline. Seriously, who cares?

That’s it for now. Later.