The Royal Fumble

(2024 Update: Hello, folks. This is a slightly updated version of the original Royal Fumble post that combines a number of posts into one. Now there’s only one place for you folks to share the misery. For the record, this isn’t a “Royal Ramble” post; that’ll be coming along in early 2025 – ten years since this event took place.)

I guess we might as well get it out of the way… the Royal Rumble event. Or, as I like to call it, the Royal Fumble… this was not a good show by any stretch of the imagination.

Anyway, let’s get on with some thoughts.

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Let Chastise A Man For Disrespecting Another Man's Memory With Further Disrespect.

So let me tell you a little story…

Last year, a somewhat-notable and beloved internet personality committed suicide. A rather shocking event to those who supported the guy. I never knew the guy nor have I seen any of his content, but I’ve heard him mentioned here and there. So basically, I had no connection with him. He was another loss in a continuing line of them and his presences will no doubt be missed by those who did.
Some time later, another internet personality – one that’s a little more notable but also a little more notorious, to put it mildly – is asked about this recent suicide by this one individual and he says things that might not go over too well and naturally, some people got offended… which is understandable. However – and I don’t want to sound like I agree with this individual, because I don’t – but I also understand that suicide is a touchy subject. It’s not something that’s seen in a positive light and it’s not something that everyone is going to agree on as far as many aspects are concerned.
I knew someone who committed suicide several years ago and I’ve heard similar comments made. Of course, I was offended, but at the same time, I also knew there were people who would feel that way. Again, suicide is a touchy thing. Not everyone sees it the same way. So while I was offended by such comments, I held no malice towards the person who made them. I still talk with the guy every so often.
But then again, that person is not a polarizing internet personality who has been the recipient of tremendous heat over the years and who has been the subjective of an overtly obsessive blog with a seething, irrational viewpoint that everything this guy does is terrible.
So when those comments were made – which were said on the guy’s facebook page that’s closed circles only, so it’s essentially a private or restricted forum similar to inviting only a few people to your house rather than let it be open to all – naturally, this blog picked up on it through their “Facebook Informant”.  And they would run with it. They wouldn’t touch on it all the time, but every so often, they’d bring it up and they’d bring up what a horrible person this guy is… and of course, every year, that blog does a year in review. And on top of that list, that point gets brought up. And because of that obsessive viewpoint to tear down this guy over comments that he made regarding this other guy’s suicide – that somebody asked him about; he didn’t shoot out of his own volition, someone ASKED him about it and he gave his honest thoughts without thinking about it… presumably the same “Facebook Informant” that broke the news – but because of that viewpoint, I’m starting to despise the other guy. Not because of his suicide, not because of anything he’s done or hasn’t done, because of what he now represents… because my only knowledge of the man is that he was a personality who committed suicide and whose suicide was trivialized because someone they obsess over said something bad.
For those who need more context, I will sum up my thoughts in brief.
Justin Carmical did not commit suicide so that a certain blog could use a lapse of judgment by Christopher Bores as further fuel in their obsessive campaign to hate on the man. Telling me I should hate Bores because his beliefs over Carmicals’s suicide conflicted with theirs is a graver insult to Carmical’s memory than anything that could come out of Bores’ mouth because that tells me that Carmical’s suicide is nothing more than a trivial afterthought to these people. So my only memory of Justin Carmical is that he’s the guy who committed suicide and whose suicide was used as fuel in a campaign to hate on another guy because he said things they didn’t agree with. And because of that, I feel nothing but malice towards Justin Carmical and what he now represents in regards to these people.
Let me tell you something; that is not a pleasant thought. I shouldn’t have to feel that way. But suicide, and to a broader point, death in general, is a very touchy thing. It is something that is very fickle and something that everyone reacts differently to. It’s the kind of thing that anything that is said about the matter is bound to offend somebody out there and I’m sure there’s something in my words that people will find objectionable or offensive. And that’s fine. It’s not something people like to talk about. I don’t like talking about it, which is why I never said anything when it happened last year.
There are better ways of honoring Justin Carmical that doesn’t involve this sort of thing. Watch his past content, discuss his better moments, share in some pleasant memories. Let this Bores thing be a footnote and focus on the good memories. Because focusing on this one thing is a much graver insult and a much more disrespectful, or rather, disgraceful act to the man’s memory than anything that could come out of Bores’ mouth.
On a side note, this same blog did a brief note on the passing of Ralph Baer and that post originally featured more nasty things directed at Bores, but that portion of the post was edited out and I applaud that blog for it because not everything needs to be about Bores.
If only that same forethought and restraint was shown in regards to the late Justin Carmical.

Final Fantasy VII Coming To PS4… Exactly As Advertised

So… I’m late to the party, but I suppose I could toss in my two cents on the matter…

SquareEnix announced Final Fantasy VII would be making its way over PS4. Almost immediately, people were thinking REMAKE. Then the trailer hit… it’s just the PC port of the game with upscaled graphics; the same version of the game that you could get on Steam for PC. And then the internet, in predictable fashion, lost their shit.

So… I’m wondering. Where did this idea come from that SquareEnix announced a remake for PS4?

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For The Doom And Gloom Individuals Who Claim DixieLand Is On Its Last Legs…

I find it absolutely amazing that there has been more postings regarding a wrestling promotion I don’t follow much beyond online clips and recaps in recent weeks. My god, what is the world coming to?

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Thoughts On… Eric Young As TNA World Champ

Note: Originally written last Sunday.

I want to nibble on TNA booking Eric Young to win their World Champion on the same week that saw Daniel Bryan Danielson get his Wrestlemania moment and win the WWE Heavyweight Championship. I was going to do this in a video log format, but I’m not really going to bother because there’s really not much to say and what I do have to say doesn’t need any mincing of words, so I’ll just say it.

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The Classic Game Room/YouTube Content ID Thingamabog

This was a topic that I touched on in the recent episode of the DTM-Cast, but since THAT episode has been removed for reasons unknown to me (and a subsequent “protest” edition has been posted in its place), I’ve decided to post the text I wrote up regarding the matter here. You can find that after the break…

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How Bad Is TNA Right Now? You Tell Me, ‘Cuz I Don’t Know.

You may have noticed a rather sizable lack of TNA mentions here, outside of a couple snips here or there. In fact, last night was a PPV of sorts. Their big event, it seems. I will be completely honest with you; I haven’t been following the show. Nothing going on there that appeals to me. The only thing I’ve really been following is the various “news” bits about how TNA is in bad shape or something and that’s something that I really don’t want to comment on because I can’t think of any creative quips or jokes that hasn’t already been brought up.

I do have a couple stray thoughts, though.

A friend of mine brought up the PPV this morning in an e-mail. He had apparently seen it and said that it was not that great of a show, calling it one of the worst “big shows” he’s seen in quite a while. I really didn’t say anything because I didn’t watch the PPV… I didn’t even know there was a PPV until I checked my e-mail this morning.

I think, for all the moves made and for all the quips shot, the biggest issue with TNA is that there’s nothing about them and nothing about what they do that I can’t get better elsewhere. If I wanted a compelling storyline with authority figures, I’d go watch the current WWE product, which is actually producing something that is not only interesting, but also makes for great television in spite of a few dumb moves such as bullshit finishes to PPV events. If I wanted great wrestling and great athletics, I’ll go pop in a DVD or VHS of an old wrestling show; or I’ll look it up online on YouTube or whatever. And if I wanted Wrestlecrap live and in living color… well, I still have a couple old tapes of some WCW 2000 material laying around somewhere… and there’s the website of the same name.

In the eleven years since its inception, I’ve yet to see TNA do anything that has significantly wowed me or impressed me enough to go out and follow their product. In fact, I could barely recall any major moves they made that convinced me that they could actually step up and be a true competitor to Vince McMahon. The closest I felt where they had a shot was when they signed Kurt Angle back in 2006 and made it a big deal, because it was. Of all the WWE outcasts signed by the company, Kurt Angle was probably one of the company’s biggest stars, having been a World Champion just months prior to his release and no doubt being one of the big focal points of the ECW revival experiment.

And for TNA to grab onto Kurt Angle shortly afterwards and push him to the stars, you had a feeling that this could be a step in the right direction and that TNA would have a legitimate shot at taking their business to the next level and start growing into something bigger and better. Unfortunately, that was the only time where such a shot existed. From there, nothing the company did would make a dent or further their “growth” as a viable alternative to WWE. They were always that wrestling show where you see was on TV one night, give it a watch, thought it was alright, and moved on to something else without giving it a second thought. And sadly, nothing they did would alter that perception, whether it’d be retaining the TV-14 rating to counter WWE’s PG product or reducing the number of PPVs per year or taking the show on road for live TV tapings. I’m not even going to mention some of the ill-advised and ill-conceived moves they made that they thought were good ideas, but really weren’t.

This isn’t intended to be an attack on TNA or “hater” fuel or anything of the sort. In fact, speaking as someone who bore witness to the initial outings of the company when they were putting out weekly PPV events and had an association with the NWA, I have to commend the company for sticking around for as long as they have. It’s a shame, though, that the best compliment I have for TNA is that “they’re still there.” I would surmise that just “being there” is not quite the same as doing well and prospering, which I sincerely doubt they’re doing right now. Here’s how I see it; at best, the company will probably make a couple moves here and there to keep their heads above water and at least give Spike a show that’ll make them happy, at least… At worst, the company will either go under or be sold off in bits and pieces and it won’t be long before WWE gets their hands on the tape library.

One way or another, there’s going to be someone who will have a legitimate shot at being a competitor and an alternative to WWE’s sports-entertainment product and I welcome the day when that happens because then this form of entertainment that I’ve followed since 1997 will start becoming very interesting in that long-term period. That someone, however, is not Dixie Carter and TNA.

And that’s the bottom line…

Please Don’t Use Ad Blockers… You’ll Make The Love Hog Sad.

So Lewis “Linkara” Lovhaug (that guy who claims to review bad comics but ends up just reading them to you and saying it sucks) made a video that came off as disturbing. It was a video where he spent almost six minutes talking about the “evils” of ad blocking and why people should disable them when watching his videos. There has already been a bit of discussion regarding this video, including a couple videos from Asalieri2 that were done from a biased point of view… biased by his own admission, he has said that much. And I so figure I toss in my ten cents on the matter… Yes, the expression usually goes “toss in my two cents” or “penny for your thoughts”, but Canada did discontinue the penny this year, so I go with the next best thing.

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My Wii Wii Has Shrunk… Or Something…

With the recent announcement that Nintendo is going to be phasing out the more worthless Wii online services at the tail end of June, it seems like the writing is on the wall before support for Nintendo’s miracle machine goes the way of the original Xbox. So… since the eventually will come when Nintendo will drop all support for the console sooner or later to focus their efforts on the Wii U, which apparently isn’t doing so well…

Look, let me go off on a bit of a tangent here. I’m not entirely upset by Nintendo’s decision to abandon the Wii. They have a new console and they want to focus mostly on that. The Wii isn’t going to last forever, I get that. I’m not bothered by that. Even when all the online services are retired on Wii, I’ll still be playing my classic Virtual Console stuff, Wiiware stuff, and the few wrestling games I have for the console… and Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom. Can’t forget about that one. So, I like my Wii. I don’t regret buying one since I got it for my needs and it suited that just fine. And it will continue to do so longer after the console is relegated to a retro console thirty years down the line.

Here’s the thing that iffs me a bit. Wii has a rather large install base. Whether you like the console or not, you cannot deny that in terms of pure hardware sales and JUST hardware sales, Wii sold more units than its two high-definition competitors. It won that battle. And yet when Wii U comes out, Nintendo decides to drop support for those almost hundred million Wiis they sold. Not outright, but aside from a digital Wiiware game here or an oddball Virtual Console game there, Wii isn’t getting any new games any time soon, if at all. Some of the more worthless online services such as the News channel, Weather channel, Card Reading channel… those channels you don’t use that often, if at all? Gone and done by the end of June. Probably won’t be long before online components for games such as Smash Bros. or Mario Kart Wii go the way of Xbox Live on the original Xbox.

It’s not the fact that Nintendo is slowly abandoning the Wii; that much is expected. It’s the fact that they’re abandoning it already… and with a massive install base who they’re hoping will jump over to the Wii U because… because… well, it’s that “because” that Nintendo have a hard time trying to sell, isn’t it? Not everyone who owns a Wii will immediately jump at a Wii U, not with what little software there is to entice them. I certainly won’t be getting a Wii U anytime soon.

Let me put this in another way and use Sony as an example. The Playstation 2 is the undisputed best-selling video game console of all time, having sold well over 150 million units as of 2011. In fact, the only other video game console to come CLOSE to that number is a handheld; specifically, Nintendo’s DS handheld system. The second best-selling video game home console of all time, the original Playstation? 100 million units and the Wii is not that far with a little over 99 million units. That’s not conjecture nor an opinion. It’s the truth. The PS2 has outsold every video game console ever made.

And it’s only been discontinued RECENTLY.

Launched in 2000… retired in 2013… that’s a long amount of time to support one console. And some people might bitch, but I think it’s a smart move. Because there is a large install base with the PS2 and Sony didn’t just drop the console. They still supported it with games and releasing hardware revisions at a couple points here and there. PS2 thrived even during a generation ruled by high-definition consoles and motion control fads. Hell, even the original Playstation still had some support during the early years of its successor.

And then there’re examples close to home. The original NES was still getting games up until 1994, when the 16-bit video game wars was reaching its peak. The Super NES was still getting games until the turn of the decade when Playstation and N64 and Saturn were the go-to consoles, the in things. I could understand dropping the Gamecube when Wii came out in 2006, because the Gamecube wasn’t a big seller… Wii was and is a big seller for Nintendo, almost close to that 100 million mark only the DS and Game Boy handhelds have managed to break. And yet Nintendo decides to abandon that install base so soon?

That’s what irks me, perplexes me, and disappoints me… but I’m not upset by this. Not entirely…

Wow… that was some tangent… I forgot what I was going to talk about here… oh well…