Category: Commentaries

Hello, boys and girls. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. As I write this, I’m watching Chris Jericho run his mouth off once more… oh, now he’s calling himself King of the world again. I know exactly what he’s king of… as soon as I crap it down the flusher, I’ll invite the king over to take his throne… after a short pause of typing, Triple H was called a cerebral ass by Mr. I-hate-the-Internet. Aw, you poor fool… now it’s Jericho alone again, oh wait a minute! Here comes Rob Van Dam… what the f*** does he want now?! Jericho’s going on his “NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!” tirade… RVD is welcoming Jericho to RAW… Jericho ausing sacasm… RVD asking what Jericho was smokin’… RVD making a challenge to Y2J… I liked it better when RVD was calling himself the whole F’N show… more bickering on who’s Mr. Monday Night… now a short cheap fight… JR claiming Jericho made a huge impact… WHAT HUGE IMPACT, YA FAT OKLAHOMAN?! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKIN’?!

By the way, I just saw a stupid TV spot for a new movie called Serving Sara… do you remember this girl Rena Mero?… didn’t think so?

Anyways, let’s get to this commentary…

Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #07 – August 7th, 2002”

Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #06 – August 4th, 2002”

(2024 Update: Bold inserts were added in 2014 when this post was re-published.)

See the picture above? This was taken from Toonzone.Net. According to that site, the Red Ranger Reunion episodes (yes, this is a two-parter) will air in October (the 12th and 19th respectively). During that whole week is supposed to be a “Red Ranger Marathon” which will feature classic Power Rangers focusing on the Red Ranger.

Although I would rather have a longer storyline (3 to 4 episodes sounds about right), at least it isn’t some single episode tribute… I just hope that it’s as good as Gaoranger vs. Super Sentai… nah, that would never happen…

Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #05 – August 2nd, 2002”

This week has been an interesting week in wrestling… although I missed the more recent NWA-TNA pay-per-view, I caught enough WW(F)… so this commentary will have only wrestling-related material… with an exception or two…

Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #04 – July 21st, 2002”

(2013 Update: Yeah, the first few Bite commentaries had the same generic introduction going. So for the sake of space conservation, I’m going to forgo reposting the same crappy opener over and over again until it changes down the line. So without further ado, let’s get this thing going.)

Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #03 – July 14th, 2002”

2024 Update
The second Bite commentary I ever wrote. One thing worth noting is the scheduling for these things are often… erratic. There’s no set time frame or frequency as to when these go up. They just go up whenever.

Hello, folks. Thanks for taking the time to read my weekly rant session otherwise known as “The Bite.” To sum things up, The Bite is my views and opinions on particular points of interest. Whether it will be on general events, movies, comics, wrestling, Power Rangers, or some other stuff, I will put it here and give you my own views.

Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #02 – June 30th, 2002”

2024 Update
The first Bite commentary that was posted on my old website from way back when. I’ve kept some of the additional notes that were added in the 2013 repost and they are identified as such.

WARNING: Contains language and some material unsuitable for younger readers. Discretion is advised.

Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #01 – June 23rd, 2002”