Category: Commentaries

Wrestlemania 24 has come and passed. The Webstation has been delayed still. And I posted a small bit of fanfic without frequent updates. With that, welcome to the Bite. Today’s commentary is going to be different. I was going to post another shorter commentary to complement the last scathing commentary on how people are expecting Dwayne to help out (and wait until I discuss the actual Hall of Fame), but since being sidelined with an aching shoulder that is slowly getting better (don’t ask how I hurt it – it might be long, overdue cramps) and delay of the Webstation, I’d rather write a new one. And here it is.

Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #76 – April 30th, 2008”

Hey look! It’s Wrestlemania 24! It’s another short and useless Bite commentary. Let’s get started! VERY little to say today, as I just did my best ranting a couple weeks ago in the last Bite commentary, so forgive the shortness of this reply. Also, I want to get started on finishing up some new stuff for the site.

Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #75 – March 30th, 2008”

So I’m pretty sure somebody’s pissed off by the little “gag” I posted when I “opened” the Webstation. Not gonna lie, despite my best efforts to make the date, laziness and an urge to build more MegaMan levels on my PSP grew too strong and so I ended up with nothing ready and a picture of a shadowy John Cena denying access to the site. For those whom I’ve offended, I’m sorry.

Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #74 – March 10th, 2008”

It’s a leap year. It’s the 29th. It’s just another day at the office. But hopefully by the time you read this, the Webstation is back in operation. So yeah, I’ve waited a whole month to post this commentary today – a commentary that is mostly filled with blog reposts that’s to my vain efforts to get to 800 before the month is over… which is a miserable failure. Although to tell the truth, most of the stuff posted was supposed to make their way here first – but then again, most of this stuff is probably outdated anyway. Oh well. Let’s get on with it.

Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #73 – February 29th, 2008”

So I’m just minding my own business visiting some sites, checking out the new AVGN and Irate Gamer videos, when I get Messengered by a friend of mine. The following conversation actually happened, I promise…

So my bud’s first message was “Dude, did you hear Heath Ledger just died?”

“Who?” I replied, not immediately knowing who he was talking about.

“The Brokeback Mountain guy?” he emphasized

It took me a while before I wrote “You mean the guy from A Knight’s Tale?”

“Yeah.”

“Damn. That sucks.”

And then in a long pause, he added. “So what happens to Batman?”

Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #72 – January 28th, 2008”

LATENESS NOTE: The majority of this commentary was written two days before Christmas and is left untouched. To make up for the fact that this commentary is late, I’ve added a P.S. listing my short display of Christmas gifts that isn’t money.

WARNING: Contains language and some material unsuitable for younger readers. Discretion is advised.

Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #71 – December 23rd, 2007”

Welcome to the third weekly Bite in a row. Good lord, when will the misery stop?! Not much to say this week, so let’s get to it.

Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #70 – October 21st, 2007”

Welcome to the Bite. As stated on the Blog, this is the second of four weekly commentaries. If you’re wondering why I’m adopting a weekly system despite my mentioning it on the Blog, I’ll repeat it here: Pretty soon, the blog will be hitting 666 posts and I want to make this something special… like the Beast From Krypton or something. Because of this, I’m going to do weekly commentaries for the month of October to go along with the weekly updates on the Webstation. Because these are weekly updates, there won’t be much stuff in them outside of what would normally be posted in a Blog entry. That having been said, let’s get started.

Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #69 – October 14th, 2007”

USELESS BIT OF INFORMATION: According to the WWE Pay-Per-View event Unforgiven 2006, Edge has never lost a TLC match prior to his defeat at the hands of John Cena. Bullshit; on a May 24, 2001 episode of WWF Smackdown, Chris Jericho & Chris Benoit defended their WWF World Tag-Team Titles in a four-team TLC match against the Dudley Boyz (now Team 3D in TNA), The Hardys, and of course, Edge & Christian Cage (then known simply as Christian). Suffice to say, Jericho & Benoit retained their titles.

WARNING: Contains language and some material unsuitable for younger readers. Discretion is advised.

Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #68 – October 6th, 2007”